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Be Great - Chicago✈️KC - IG: Stretch_So_Far #TMC - Be Great!
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Without friends
February 20, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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Nothing but respect for my presidents
Ichiro to Ken Griffey Jr after his message: "GEORGE! Thank you very much"
January 22, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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I've programmed my computer to auto-replace "Trump" with "convicted felon Donald Trump" when I type because I don't have the guts to call him "the rapist Donald Trump."
January 20, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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#Balatro is now rated 18+ 🃏

The game's creator fires back:

"Since PEGI gave us an 18+ rating for having evil playing cards, maybe I should add microtransactions, loot boxes, and real gambling to lower that rating to 3+ like EA Sports FC"
December 16, 2024 at 6:22 PM
Me randomly during the day:
Who the fuck I feel like? I feel like Joker!
a man in a santa suit is dancing in front of a gas station
ALT: a man in a santa suit is dancing in front of a gas station
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December 14, 2024 at 2:49 AM
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Oh fuck, they let go of the Bluey balloon!
November 28, 2024 at 5:47 PM
What if Top n Punch were keeping the reigns on KDot and now we are getting a fully unleashed KDot…this is going to be fun!
November 23, 2024 at 11:40 PM
November 23, 2024 at 8:01 PM
MMMUUUUSSSSSTTTTTAAAARRRRDDDDD!
a woman is covering her face with her hands while screaming in a crowd of people .
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media.tenor.com
November 22, 2024 at 6:21 PM
JAMEIS!!!!!
November 22, 2024 at 3:26 AM
November 21, 2024 at 11:02 AM
POV:What I was thinking watching Knecht and Reeves last night
November 20, 2024 at 5:49 PM
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November 20, 2024 at 5:27 AM