Maria
@strawbryshorty.bsky.social
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wizard frog is insane
October 4, 2025 at 10:24 PM
wizard frog is insane
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October 1, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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📌 Every medication on our site follows one rule. When we pay less, you pay less.
When our cost to acquire a medication drops, we pass those savings on to you! That’s how we’ve always done it & how we always will.
That’s why the price of Generic Timoptic Ocudose dropped by 21%!
➡️ costplusdrugs.com
When our cost to acquire a medication drops, we pass those savings on to you! That’s how we’ve always done it & how we always will.
That’s why the price of Generic Timoptic Ocudose dropped by 21%!
➡️ costplusdrugs.com
September 30, 2025 at 8:20 PM
📌 Every medication on our site follows one rule. When we pay less, you pay less.
When our cost to acquire a medication drops, we pass those savings on to you! That’s how we’ve always done it & how we always will.
That’s why the price of Generic Timoptic Ocudose dropped by 21%!
➡️ costplusdrugs.com
When our cost to acquire a medication drops, we pass those savings on to you! That’s how we’ve always done it & how we always will.
That’s why the price of Generic Timoptic Ocudose dropped by 21%!
➡️ costplusdrugs.com
Jesus fuck
Department of Homeland Security is cutting over $187 million or 86% of homeland security funding to New York State which will radically defund NYPD, FDNY, and NY State Police terrorism programs, according to a letter from New York Governor Kathy Hochul to DHS Secretary Kristi Noem.
October 1, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Jesus fuck
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WATCH: Ted Cruz says “How about we all come together and stop attacking pedophiles”
September 30, 2025 at 8:21 PM
WATCH: Ted Cruz says “How about we all come together and stop attacking pedophiles”
From my Texas trip ❤️
September 30, 2025 at 11:37 PM
From my Texas trip ❤️
Twitter is actually INSANE
September 30, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Twitter is actually INSANE
Stupid how short of time we have with dogs.
July 3, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Stupid how short of time we have with dogs.
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Ok here's another reminder to say your rabbits first thing-any time after midnight before anything else, before you mutter a curse at whoever left their shoes in the way as you stumble to the loo; before you whisper "you fuckin' idiot" to whatever Trump did in the overnight. rabbit rabbit rabbit
April 30, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Ok here's another reminder to say your rabbits first thing-any time after midnight before anything else, before you mutter a curse at whoever left their shoes in the way as you stumble to the loo; before you whisper "you fuckin' idiot" to whatever Trump did in the overnight. rabbit rabbit rabbit
Rest easy, sweet girl
April 30, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Rest easy, sweet girl
I’m in charge of a team. Like what?!
February 20, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I’m in charge of a team. Like what?!
What I’m really needing now is a double shot of crown
February 2, 2025 at 1:40 AM
What I’m really needing now is a double shot of crown
Monthly dinners with my dad. This month chilis. Next month marble room
January 18, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Monthly dinners with my dad. This month chilis. Next month marble room
My body is not a temple, it’s a Midwest dive bar
January 11, 2025 at 3:48 AM
My body is not a temple, it’s a Midwest dive bar
Wow. News to no one, Twitter is full blown garbage. It’s impressive.
January 1, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Wow. News to no one, Twitter is full blown garbage. It’s impressive.
Got a raise and a promotion and no one to share with
December 25, 2024 at 12:18 AM
Got a raise and a promotion and no one to share with
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If this is a difficult season for you I want you to know that the band that had a hit with the blender song in 1998 thinks you're alright
December 22, 2024 at 10:31 PM
If this is a difficult season for you I want you to know that the band that had a hit with the blender song in 1998 thinks you're alright
While turning on the stove
“This bitch is my recital…”
“This bitch is my recital…”
December 21, 2024 at 6:21 AM
While turning on the stove
“This bitch is my recital…”
“This bitch is my recital…”
Finally made it to Grandpa’s cheese barn. Mark that off the bucket list. Wish they had tshirts though
December 14, 2024 at 12:02 AM
Finally made it to Grandpa’s cheese barn. Mark that off the bucket list. Wish they had tshirts though