STORYLORDS
@storylords.bsky.social
2 prompts, 3 stories, and infinite laughs! Hilarious podcast boys Rich Masters, Josh Henderson & Jeff Pennington create comedy tales from three genres, based on your prompts! Music by VidaZen!
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THE LORDS RETURN!
Rich gifts us a life or death scenario with a villain you won't see coming, Josh brings fan-favorite(?) Reesez the Wise back into the fold, and Jeff begins a new multi-part mystery starring a familiar dick!
on.soundcloud.com/Knvd7XbJF9XZ...
Rich gifts us a life or death scenario with a villain you won't see coming, Josh brings fan-favorite(?) Reesez the Wise back into the fold, and Jeff begins a new multi-part mystery starring a familiar dick!
on.soundcloud.com/Knvd7XbJF9XZ...
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THE LORDS RETURN!
Rich gifts us a life or death scenario with a villain you won't see coming, Josh brings fan-favorite(?) Reesez the Wise back into the fold, and Jeff begins a new multi-part mystery starring a familiar dick!
on.soundcloud.com/Knvd7XbJF9XZ...
Rich gifts us a life or death scenario with a villain you won't see coming, Josh brings fan-favorite(?) Reesez the Wise back into the fold, and Jeff begins a new multi-part mystery starring a familiar dick!
on.soundcloud.com/Knvd7XbJF9XZ...
November 10, 2025 at 7:01 PM
THE LORDS RETURN!
Rich gifts us a life or death scenario with a villain you won't see coming, Josh brings fan-favorite(?) Reesez the Wise back into the fold, and Jeff begins a new multi-part mystery starring a familiar dick!
on.soundcloud.com/Knvd7XbJF9XZ...
Rich gifts us a life or death scenario with a villain you won't see coming, Josh brings fan-favorite(?) Reesez the Wise back into the fold, and Jeff begins a new multi-part mystery starring a familiar dick!
on.soundcloud.com/Knvd7XbJF9XZ...
THE LORDS RETURN!
Rich gifts us a life or death scenario with a villain you won't see coming, Josh brings fan-favorite(?) Reesez the Wise back into the fold, and Jeff begins a new multi-part mystery starring a familiar dick!
on.soundcloud.com/Knvd7XbJF9XZ...
Rich gifts us a life or death scenario with a villain you won't see coming, Josh brings fan-favorite(?) Reesez the Wise back into the fold, and Jeff begins a new multi-part mystery starring a familiar dick!
on.soundcloud.com/Knvd7XbJF9XZ...
November 10, 2025 at 7:01 PM
THE LORDS RETURN!
Rich gifts us a life or death scenario with a villain you won't see coming, Josh brings fan-favorite(?) Reesez the Wise back into the fold, and Jeff begins a new multi-part mystery starring a familiar dick!
on.soundcloud.com/Knvd7XbJF9XZ...
Rich gifts us a life or death scenario with a villain you won't see coming, Josh brings fan-favorite(?) Reesez the Wise back into the fold, and Jeff begins a new multi-part mystery starring a familiar dick!
on.soundcloud.com/Knvd7XbJF9XZ...
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Happy Spookleween! Make sure when trick-or-treating to check your Daranos Double-Dippers™ candy bars for razor blades, loose bones, spider eggs, spider omlettes, Hard Screams, Frog's Folly, glass and all the other scary shit
October 31, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Happy Spookleween! Make sure when trick-or-treating to check your Daranos Double-Dippers™ candy bars for razor blades, loose bones, spider eggs, spider omlettes, Hard Screams, Frog's Folly, glass and all the other scary shit
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Oh no a baghoul stole my heart! Oh wait actually that was the LORDS thanks for being you ya spooky mothafuckas
October 31, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Oh no a baghoul stole my heart! Oh wait actually that was the LORDS thanks for being you ya spooky mothafuckas
Happy HELLoween from the Storylords! Don’t let a nasty ass baghoul steal your candy or soul or mom’s frontbutt!
a group of skeletons are dancing in the dark .
ALT: a group of skeletons are dancing in the dark .
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October 31, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Happy HELLoween from the Storylords! Don’t let a nasty ass baghoul steal your candy or soul or mom’s frontbutt!
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@jeffpennington.art's Night On Bald Mountain cracked me up, you should listen to these guys
Jeff how do you spell beghoul? Bagool? Gabba Ghoul?
Jeff how do you spell beghoul? Bagool? Gabba Ghoul?
THE LORDS RETURN!
Jeff takes us all on a relaxing field trip into horrors unknown, Josh brings heroes together at the end of the world (and a murkmonk), and Rich shows us the real dangers of conformity but maybe also the upsides?? You figure it out!
on.soundcloud.com/fNpyKfS5W3Ni...
Jeff takes us all on a relaxing field trip into horrors unknown, Josh brings heroes together at the end of the world (and a murkmonk), and Rich shows us the real dangers of conformity but maybe also the upsides?? You figure it out!
on.soundcloud.com/fNpyKfS5W3Ni...
October 31, 2025 at 7:15 AM
@jeffpennington.art's Night On Bald Mountain cracked me up, you should listen to these guys
Jeff how do you spell beghoul? Bagool? Gabba Ghoul?
Jeff how do you spell beghoul? Bagool? Gabba Ghoul?
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THE LORDS RETURN!
Jeff takes us all on a relaxing field trip into horrors unknown, Josh brings heroes together at the end of the world (and a murkmonk), and Rich shows us the real dangers of conformity but maybe also the upsides?? You figure it out!
on.soundcloud.com/fNpyKfS5W3Ni...
Jeff takes us all on a relaxing field trip into horrors unknown, Josh brings heroes together at the end of the world (and a murkmonk), and Rich shows us the real dangers of conformity but maybe also the upsides?? You figure it out!
on.soundcloud.com/fNpyKfS5W3Ni...
October 27, 2025 at 3:47 PM
THE LORDS RETURN!
Jeff takes us all on a relaxing field trip into horrors unknown, Josh brings heroes together at the end of the world (and a murkmonk), and Rich shows us the real dangers of conformity but maybe also the upsides?? You figure it out!
on.soundcloud.com/fNpyKfS5W3Ni...
Jeff takes us all on a relaxing field trip into horrors unknown, Josh brings heroes together at the end of the world (and a murkmonk), and Rich shows us the real dangers of conformity but maybe also the upsides?? You figure it out!
on.soundcloud.com/fNpyKfS5W3Ni...
THE LORDS RETURN!
Jeff takes us all on a relaxing field trip into horrors unknown, Josh brings heroes together at the end of the world (and a murkmonk), and Rich shows us the real dangers of conformity but maybe also the upsides?? You figure it out!
on.soundcloud.com/fNpyKfS5W3Ni...
Jeff takes us all on a relaxing field trip into horrors unknown, Josh brings heroes together at the end of the world (and a murkmonk), and Rich shows us the real dangers of conformity but maybe also the upsides?? You figure it out!
on.soundcloud.com/fNpyKfS5W3Ni...
October 27, 2025 at 3:47 PM
THE LORDS RETURN!
Jeff takes us all on a relaxing field trip into horrors unknown, Josh brings heroes together at the end of the world (and a murkmonk), and Rich shows us the real dangers of conformity but maybe also the upsides?? You figure it out!
on.soundcloud.com/fNpyKfS5W3Ni...
Jeff takes us all on a relaxing field trip into horrors unknown, Josh brings heroes together at the end of the world (and a murkmonk), and Rich shows us the real dangers of conformity but maybe also the upsides?? You figure it out!
on.soundcloud.com/fNpyKfS5W3Ni...
UHHHHH OOOHHHHHH
Red alert, poets! We now have two moons! I repeat: we now have two moons
October 23, 2025 at 9:09 PM
UHHHHH OOOHHHHHH
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THE LORDS RETURN!
Josh brings sexy new armor with and WITHOUT crotches, Rich gives us a fiery new heroine with a big iron on her hip, and Jeff drives us deep into the heart of madness beneath the earth at our feet! STORYLORDS!!
on.soundcloud.com/9mFBISmA6S2p...
Josh brings sexy new armor with and WITHOUT crotches, Rich gives us a fiery new heroine with a big iron on her hip, and Jeff drives us deep into the heart of madness beneath the earth at our feet! STORYLORDS!!
on.soundcloud.com/9mFBISmA6S2p...
October 13, 2025 at 10:39 AM
THE LORDS RETURN!
Josh brings sexy new armor with and WITHOUT crotches, Rich gives us a fiery new heroine with a big iron on her hip, and Jeff drives us deep into the heart of madness beneath the earth at our feet! STORYLORDS!!
on.soundcloud.com/9mFBISmA6S2p...
Josh brings sexy new armor with and WITHOUT crotches, Rich gives us a fiery new heroine with a big iron on her hip, and Jeff drives us deep into the heart of madness beneath the earth at our feet! STORYLORDS!!
on.soundcloud.com/9mFBISmA6S2p...
THE LORDS RETURN!
Josh brings sexy new armor with and WITHOUT crotches, Rich gives us a fiery new heroine with a big iron on her hip, and Jeff drives us deep into the heart of madness beneath the earth at our feet! STORYLORDS!!
on.soundcloud.com/9mFBISmA6S2p...
Josh brings sexy new armor with and WITHOUT crotches, Rich gives us a fiery new heroine with a big iron on her hip, and Jeff drives us deep into the heart of madness beneath the earth at our feet! STORYLORDS!!
on.soundcloud.com/9mFBISmA6S2p...
October 13, 2025 at 10:39 AM
THE LORDS RETURN!
Josh brings sexy new armor with and WITHOUT crotches, Rich gives us a fiery new heroine with a big iron on her hip, and Jeff drives us deep into the heart of madness beneath the earth at our feet! STORYLORDS!!
on.soundcloud.com/9mFBISmA6S2p...
Josh brings sexy new armor with and WITHOUT crotches, Rich gives us a fiery new heroine with a big iron on her hip, and Jeff drives us deep into the heart of madness beneath the earth at our feet! STORYLORDS!!
on.soundcloud.com/9mFBISmA6S2p...
THE LORDS RETURN...
...for a mid-season break Q&A Spectacular! That means no stories need to be written (keep that in mind especially for no particular reason) and instead we're answering some questions that might elucidate the process of this BS we do for you!
on.soundcloud.com/ZFyEd1jsav3y...
...for a mid-season break Q&A Spectacular! That means no stories need to be written (keep that in mind especially for no particular reason) and instead we're answering some questions that might elucidate the process of this BS we do for you!
on.soundcloud.com/ZFyEd1jsav3y...
September 29, 2025 at 11:30 PM
THE LORDS RETURN...
...for a mid-season break Q&A Spectacular! That means no stories need to be written (keep that in mind especially for no particular reason) and instead we're answering some questions that might elucidate the process of this BS we do for you!
on.soundcloud.com/ZFyEd1jsav3y...
...for a mid-season break Q&A Spectacular! That means no stories need to be written (keep that in mind especially for no particular reason) and instead we're answering some questions that might elucidate the process of this BS we do for you!
on.soundcloud.com/ZFyEd1jsav3y...
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THE LORDS RETURN!
Josh puts his heroes in a life or death escape but funny, Rich creates epic poetry to exposition dump but funny, and Jeff drags his protagonist through horrific delusion and death but funny! It's all actually funny, I swear!
on.soundcloud.com/XcH4sXRlGtxD...
Josh puts his heroes in a life or death escape but funny, Rich creates epic poetry to exposition dump but funny, and Jeff drags his protagonist through horrific delusion and death but funny! It's all actually funny, I swear!
on.soundcloud.com/XcH4sXRlGtxD...
September 15, 2025 at 4:28 PM
THE LORDS RETURN!
Josh puts his heroes in a life or death escape but funny, Rich creates epic poetry to exposition dump but funny, and Jeff drags his protagonist through horrific delusion and death but funny! It's all actually funny, I swear!
on.soundcloud.com/XcH4sXRlGtxD...
Josh puts his heroes in a life or death escape but funny, Rich creates epic poetry to exposition dump but funny, and Jeff drags his protagonist through horrific delusion and death but funny! It's all actually funny, I swear!
on.soundcloud.com/XcH4sXRlGtxD...
THE LORDS RETURN!
Josh puts his heroes in a life or death escape but funny, Rich creates epic poetry to exposition dump but funny, and Jeff drags his protagonist through horrific delusion and death but funny! It's all actually funny, I swear!
on.soundcloud.com/XcH4sXRlGtxD...
Josh puts his heroes in a life or death escape but funny, Rich creates epic poetry to exposition dump but funny, and Jeff drags his protagonist through horrific delusion and death but funny! It's all actually funny, I swear!
on.soundcloud.com/XcH4sXRlGtxD...
September 15, 2025 at 4:28 PM
THE LORDS RETURN!
Josh puts his heroes in a life or death escape but funny, Rich creates epic poetry to exposition dump but funny, and Jeff drags his protagonist through horrific delusion and death but funny! It's all actually funny, I swear!
on.soundcloud.com/XcH4sXRlGtxD...
Josh puts his heroes in a life or death escape but funny, Rich creates epic poetry to exposition dump but funny, and Jeff drags his protagonist through horrific delusion and death but funny! It's all actually funny, I swear!
on.soundcloud.com/XcH4sXRlGtxD...
For patrons of our fine and lordly program we have a brand new episode of AFTERLORDS, the podcast where we discuss a topic near and dear to our hearts! This time around we're talking ALIENS, Ridley Scott's sex pervert sci-fi monster franchise!
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September 10, 2025 at 5:24 PM
For patrons of our fine and lordly program we have a brand new episode of AFTERLORDS, the podcast where we discuss a topic near and dear to our hearts! This time around we're talking ALIENS, Ridley Scott's sex pervert sci-fi monster franchise!
www.patreon.com/posts/afterl...
www.patreon.com/posts/afterl...
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@storylords.bsky.social Listening to our boys on the top of Schwarzhorn in the Bernese Oberland. Gotta be careful, or else I might 3 myself off a cliff!
September 7, 2025 at 12:41 PM
@storylords.bsky.social Listening to our boys on the top of Schwarzhorn in the Bernese Oberland. Gotta be careful, or else I might 3 myself off a cliff!
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September 2, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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I have never gotten as hype during a @storylords.bsky.social cast as when @jeffpennington.bsky.social mentions the new MCS album. Truly the best podcast.
September 2, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I have never gotten as hype during a @storylords.bsky.social cast as when @jeffpennington.bsky.social mentions the new MCS album. Truly the best podcast.
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THE LORDS RETURN!
On our 69TH EPISODE MOMTACULAR Rich turns a fraud into a multiversal hero, Jeff turns a family get-together into an exorcism, and Josh turns a beautiful dream into a stark bummer of a reality!
on.soundcloud.com/ouYtiPCelYfY...
On our 69TH EPISODE MOMTACULAR Rich turns a fraud into a multiversal hero, Jeff turns a family get-together into an exorcism, and Josh turns a beautiful dream into a stark bummer of a reality!
on.soundcloud.com/ouYtiPCelYfY...
September 1, 2025 at 5:39 PM
THE LORDS RETURN!
On our 69TH EPISODE MOMTACULAR Rich turns a fraud into a multiversal hero, Jeff turns a family get-together into an exorcism, and Josh turns a beautiful dream into a stark bummer of a reality!
on.soundcloud.com/ouYtiPCelYfY...
On our 69TH EPISODE MOMTACULAR Rich turns a fraud into a multiversal hero, Jeff turns a family get-together into an exorcism, and Josh turns a beautiful dream into a stark bummer of a reality!
on.soundcloud.com/ouYtiPCelYfY...
THE LORDS RETURN!
On our 69TH EPISODE MOMTACULAR Rich turns a fraud into a multiversal hero, Jeff turns a family get-together into an exorcism, and Josh turns a beautiful dream into a stark bummer of a reality!
on.soundcloud.com/ouYtiPCelYfY...
On our 69TH EPISODE MOMTACULAR Rich turns a fraud into a multiversal hero, Jeff turns a family get-together into an exorcism, and Josh turns a beautiful dream into a stark bummer of a reality!
on.soundcloud.com/ouYtiPCelYfY...
September 1, 2025 at 5:39 PM
THE LORDS RETURN!
On our 69TH EPISODE MOMTACULAR Rich turns a fraud into a multiversal hero, Jeff turns a family get-together into an exorcism, and Josh turns a beautiful dream into a stark bummer of a reality!
on.soundcloud.com/ouYtiPCelYfY...
On our 69TH EPISODE MOMTACULAR Rich turns a fraud into a multiversal hero, Jeff turns a family get-together into an exorcism, and Josh turns a beautiful dream into a stark bummer of a reality!
on.soundcloud.com/ouYtiPCelYfY...
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A dope skeleton I drew inspired by @joshhenderson.bsky.social 's kickass Daranos stories ( I tried to DM it to ya but you can't send people images directly on bsky apparently?? weird )
This skeleton's cool as heck. If you don't know Daranos go listen to @storylords.bsky.social all the cool kids do✨
This skeleton's cool as heck. If you don't know Daranos go listen to @storylords.bsky.social all the cool kids do✨
August 19, 2025 at 12:15 AM
A dope skeleton I drew inspired by @joshhenderson.bsky.social 's kickass Daranos stories ( I tried to DM it to ya but you can't send people images directly on bsky apparently?? weird )
This skeleton's cool as heck. If you don't know Daranos go listen to @storylords.bsky.social all the cool kids do✨
This skeleton's cool as heck. If you don't know Daranos go listen to @storylords.bsky.social all the cool kids do✨
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THE LORDS RETURN!
Jeff's unlikely heroes find themselves completely on their own, Josh's most beloved Italian is given an offer he can't refuse, and Rich's deep, dark history is finally revealed - but like, in the story(?)
on.soundcloud.com/KJMteDvDspeb...
Jeff's unlikely heroes find themselves completely on their own, Josh's most beloved Italian is given an offer he can't refuse, and Rich's deep, dark history is finally revealed - but like, in the story(?)
on.soundcloud.com/KJMteDvDspeb...
August 18, 2025 at 3:14 PM
THE LORDS RETURN!
Jeff's unlikely heroes find themselves completely on their own, Josh's most beloved Italian is given an offer he can't refuse, and Rich's deep, dark history is finally revealed - but like, in the story(?)
on.soundcloud.com/KJMteDvDspeb...
Jeff's unlikely heroes find themselves completely on their own, Josh's most beloved Italian is given an offer he can't refuse, and Rich's deep, dark history is finally revealed - but like, in the story(?)
on.soundcloud.com/KJMteDvDspeb...
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AYYY I'M DARANOSIN' HERE!
THE LORDS RETURN!
Jeff's unlikely heroes find themselves completely on their own, Josh's most beloved Italian is given an offer he can't refuse, and Rich's deep, dark history is finally revealed - but like, in the story(?)
on.soundcloud.com/KJMteDvDspeb...
Jeff's unlikely heroes find themselves completely on their own, Josh's most beloved Italian is given an offer he can't refuse, and Rich's deep, dark history is finally revealed - but like, in the story(?)
on.soundcloud.com/KJMteDvDspeb...
August 18, 2025 at 7:15 PM
AYYY I'M DARANOSIN' HERE!
THE LORDS RETURN!
Jeff's unlikely heroes find themselves completely on their own, Josh's most beloved Italian is given an offer he can't refuse, and Rich's deep, dark history is finally revealed - but like, in the story(?)
on.soundcloud.com/KJMteDvDspeb...
Jeff's unlikely heroes find themselves completely on their own, Josh's most beloved Italian is given an offer he can't refuse, and Rich's deep, dark history is finally revealed - but like, in the story(?)
on.soundcloud.com/KJMteDvDspeb...
August 18, 2025 at 3:14 PM
THE LORDS RETURN!
Jeff's unlikely heroes find themselves completely on their own, Josh's most beloved Italian is given an offer he can't refuse, and Rich's deep, dark history is finally revealed - but like, in the story(?)
on.soundcloud.com/KJMteDvDspeb...
Jeff's unlikely heroes find themselves completely on their own, Josh's most beloved Italian is given an offer he can't refuse, and Rich's deep, dark history is finally revealed - but like, in the story(?)
on.soundcloud.com/KJMteDvDspeb...
THE LORDS RETURN!
Josh brings us back to the pain mines to dance our troubles away, Rich ups the ante on action and suffering for better ratings, and Jeff brings unchecked delirium and horrible regret to the table... again!
on.soundcloud.com/H4kQVq0ou2As...
Josh brings us back to the pain mines to dance our troubles away, Rich ups the ante on action and suffering for better ratings, and Jeff brings unchecked delirium and horrible regret to the table... again!
on.soundcloud.com/H4kQVq0ou2As...
August 3, 2025 at 11:00 PM
THE LORDS RETURN!
Josh brings us back to the pain mines to dance our troubles away, Rich ups the ante on action and suffering for better ratings, and Jeff brings unchecked delirium and horrible regret to the table... again!
on.soundcloud.com/H4kQVq0ou2As...
Josh brings us back to the pain mines to dance our troubles away, Rich ups the ante on action and suffering for better ratings, and Jeff brings unchecked delirium and horrible regret to the table... again!
on.soundcloud.com/H4kQVq0ou2As...