Ryan "Definitely Has A Cool Nickname" Lynch
@stoopkidliveson.bsky.social
I like lotsa stuff. One way or another, this darkness got to give.
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Pinned
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KuxY...
Here it is aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh
If you've never heard us before, this is the place to start, imo
Here it is aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh
If you've never heard us before, this is the place to start, imo
thank god I have AI to summarize this email for me
February 13, 2026 at 6:40 PM
thank god I have AI to summarize this email for me
The juxtaposition of the "Choose Kindness Always" and "Kill Your Local Pedophile" sweatshirts just wrecking this guy's shit
MAGA Adult Male assaults Texas High School students protesting ICE
February 3, 2026 at 7:58 PM
The juxtaposition of the "Choose Kindness Always" and "Kill Your Local Pedophile" sweatshirts just wrecking this guy's shit
I stopped eating so much and lost a lot of weight and now Ariel's cold all the time and has to sleep with an extra blanket 😔
February 2, 2026 at 2:58 AM
I stopped eating so much and lost a lot of weight and now Ariel's cold all the time and has to sleep with an extra blanket 😔
January 31, 2026 at 12:57 AM
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January 20, 2026 at 5:41 PM
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huge news, I updated my budget for the year and my monthly pet supplies costs went down 94 cents in 2025 over 2024. everything's coming up milhouse
January 6, 2026 at 4:36 PM
huge news, I updated my budget for the year and my monthly pet supplies costs went down 94 cents in 2025 over 2024. everything's coming up milhouse
Guy getting eaten by Shelob: pronouns in bio lol
January 2, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Guy getting eaten by Shelob: pronouns in bio lol
Seems bad!
These are the people who are willing to go on the record.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/u...
December 18, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Seems bad!
I'd like to think they chose zootopia for the image because of the comic
It's a whole new world for Mickey, Simba, Stitch and more as Disney brings hundreds of its characters to Sora, the short-form video platform from OpenAI, as part of a three-year licensing agreement. n.pr/44ph9KC
Billion-dollar OpenAI deal allows users to make content with Disney characters
It's a whole new world for Mickey, Simba, Stitch and more as Disney brings hundreds of its characters to Sora, the short-form video platform from OpenAI, as part of a three-year licensing agreement.
n.pr
December 12, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I'd like to think they chose zootopia for the image because of the comic
lol
Status update on House Republicans and a health care plan, after this morning’s conference meeting:
“The consensus is we need to come up with something,” Rep. Ralph Norman says.
“The consensus is we need to come up with something,” Rep. Ralph Norman says.
December 10, 2025 at 3:49 PM
lol
I can't use jokerman anymore, because of woke. It's called jokerthem now
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I can't use jokerman anymore, because of woke. It's called jokerthem now
It's that time of year where the sun blinds me in the morning at my desk
December 9, 2025 at 4:18 PM
It's that time of year where the sun blinds me in the morning at my desk
we're so fucked
December 8, 2025 at 4:28 PM
we're so fucked
Reposted by Ryan "Definitely Has A Cool Nickname" Lynch
since team 0% is on 2023 and this level is getting more players attempting it now, i finally made a video rambling on about the what/how/why of my frame-perfect-cat-trick-fest
youtu.be/aSaJ9lLFDQM
youtu.be/aSaJ9lLFDQM
"Kabiyō" guide for Team 0%
YouTube video by hoagie
youtu.be
December 7, 2025 at 5:25 PM
since team 0% is on 2023 and this level is getting more players attempting it now, i finally made a video rambling on about the what/how/why of my frame-perfect-cat-trick-fest
youtu.be/aSaJ9lLFDQM
youtu.be/aSaJ9lLFDQM
Pretty crazy that after all this, there's still no major democrats actively campaigning on packing the courts. Wild.
December 5, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Pretty crazy that after all this, there's still no major democrats actively campaigning on packing the courts. Wild.
I wanted to finish Tunic before Metroid Prime 4 came out and I beat it last night and I really thought it was a masterpiece.
December 4, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I wanted to finish Tunic before Metroid Prime 4 came out and I beat it last night and I really thought it was a masterpiece.
wat
He had his own dental clinic - with weird old man masks on the wall.
December 3, 2025 at 4:57 PM
wat
At my physical, I asked if there were any vaccines I should get because it's getting harder to get vaccines because the government rules and standards keep changing and she said "what does the govt have to do with vaccines, what do you mean?" ??????? how does she not know????
December 2, 2025 at 6:31 PM
At my physical, I asked if there were any vaccines I should get because it's getting harder to get vaccines because the government rules and standards keep changing and she said "what does the govt have to do with vaccines, what do you mean?" ??????? how does she not know????
As someone who went to several Lee Zeldin events (before he became too much of a coward to hold any), this is the most relatable Trump has ever been to me
nobody has ever been more bored than Trump is while Lee Zeldin drones on and on
December 2, 2025 at 6:26 PM
As someone who went to several Lee Zeldin events (before he became too much of a coward to hold any), this is the most relatable Trump has ever been to me
when ween said "we're going to flush the toilet on the air" I felt that
November 26, 2025 at 3:50 PM
when ween said "we're going to flush the toilet on the air" I felt that
I just had a crazy idea. What if we cut out the insurance companies entirely, which are fundamentally a scam because they must take in more money than they put out to exist, and replace them with some sort of system that has a "single payer" for government backed healthcare. Now what to call it
Bessent on CNBC re: White House health care plans: "I'm not involved in the conversation. I know President Trump wants working Americans to keep more of their money, cut out the insurance companies, and we'll see. He's the president of solutions, and I'm sure that we will have a solution to this."
November 25, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I just had a crazy idea. What if we cut out the insurance companies entirely, which are fundamentally a scam because they must take in more money than they put out to exist, and replace them with some sort of system that has a "single payer" for government backed healthcare. Now what to call it
oh no, not a magician
Thomas Massie says the FBI is sitting on information that implicates 20 other men in Epstein's child sex trafficking operation
They include a rockstar, six billionaires (including one from Canada), a high-profile government official, a very prominent banker, and a magician
They include a rockstar, six billionaires (including one from Canada), a high-profile government official, a very prominent banker, and a magician
November 23, 2025 at 12:40 AM
oh no, not a magician
I think what we're seeing here is the effect talking to a normal, likeable guy has on someone who has only talked to freaks like JD Vance and Stephen Miller for a year.
November 21, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I think what we're seeing here is the effect talking to a normal, likeable guy has on someone who has only talked to freaks like JD Vance and Stephen Miller for a year.
two weeks, I'm sure
JD Vance: "I think that we have a great healthcare plan coming together."
November 20, 2025 at 5:13 PM
two weeks, I'm sure