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Ryan "Definitely Has A Cool Nickname" Lynch
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I like lotsa stuff. One way or another, this darkness got to give.

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I was behind a very exasperated teen at the mall who loudly said "6 7" to no response from anyone and then muttered "fuck my chungus of a life" under his breath
November 15, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Incredible
November 15, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I hope he gets reverse Guy-Gardnered and goes back to having a soul
John Fetterman was taken to the hospital after suffering from a “ventricular fibrillation flare-up” and falling near his home
John Fetterman Hospitalized After Fall
www.huffpost.com
November 13, 2025 at 7:20 PM
checking in on my maga family and they're posting about hillary deleting emails lmao
November 13, 2025 at 4:21 PM
If Democrats actually gave a fuck, I think it'd be possible to trick him into bullying the GOP to get a universal healthcare system. Or at least splinter their party over it.
Trump: "We want a healthcare system where we pay the money to the people instead of the insurance companies. We're gonna be working on that very hard over the next short period of time. Where the people get the money. We're talking about trillions and trillions of dollars."
November 10, 2025 at 8:58 PM
we made it almost a whole week of feeling like we had a chance. cool
November 10, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Democrats are so fucking useless
November 10, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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Schumer going into "Mrs Bailey"'s room to thank her for helping him make a decision on the deal
November 9, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Pure art
November 6, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Brains intact? arguable but ok
I hope you're happy: Alan Dershowitz has been forced to issue a statement on the fake Post headline
November 5, 2025 at 6:12 PM
What a good speech, damn
November 5, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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New York City's now got a mayor-elect who just quoted Eugene V. Debs within the first few words of his very first speech after winning the election
November 5, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I expected VA to be strong, but this is WAY better than I expected and tbh I am pretty floored by the margins in NJ. Completely blew out even my highest range
November 5, 2025 at 2:55 AM
ngl, i forgot what this felt like
November 5, 2025 at 2:50 AM
God, I really, really hope Zohran clears 50%. NYT has it right there and I think it'd be really helpful to dismiss all the bullshit caveats on his win
November 5, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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Viewing this as a mandate in favor of my “Stop making me hear about Ezra Klein” platform
November 5, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I'm just grateful that there's no needle
November 5, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I gotta say, this post-Cheney world is looking pretty bright already
November 5, 2025 at 2:14 AM
ya winsome, ya lose some, ya know
November 5, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Playing majora's mask and saying "Goron Mamdani" over and over again
November 4, 2025 at 9:45 PM
He's shooting the angels in the face now 🙏
November 4, 2025 at 1:07 PM
hell yeah
Johnson: "If they had no filibuster, they would pack the SCOTUS. You'd go from 9 to 17 or however many liberals they could pack. You would make DC & Puerto Rico into states, which would give 4 additional Democrat senators & make us a permanent minority. You'd see massive restrictions of 2A rights"
November 3, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I think the agenda we can all get behind is telling jd to shut the fuck up
"wreak of anti-christian bigotry" theres that big yale brain
November 1, 2025 at 12:42 AM