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StompytheKoalaBear
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🇺🇸->🇦🇺Fermentation expert trying to save the world. Sports, fantasy football, politics. #SFB8 Champ! Former fantasy football “expert” who still thinks he is an “expert”. Nuggets, Avalanche, Broncos, and STL Cardinals
It’s almost like legalising sports gambling was a bad idea…
On Thursday, federal prosecutors unveiled an indictment that rocked college sports, charging 26 men for what they said were their roles in an alleged conspiracy to bribe and manipulate college basketball games involving then-active college athletes.
January 15, 2026 at 9:15 PM
They celebrate the most mediocre people…

Also, why does Fox continuously higher the same Barbie style?
Leavitt: "In our new media seat today, we have a familiar face -- Riley Gaines ..."
January 15, 2026 at 7:43 PM
At some point we need to just stop paying our taxes, right?
January 15, 2026 at 1:44 AM
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Bill Maher is such a hack he claimed on his podcast he knew he wouldn't win at the Golden Globes because “I speak freely, and this woke town fucking hates that" only for the Globes to give their prize to Ricky Gervais.
January 13, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Rest in piss, Scott Adams..

Hopefully the Megalomaniac you were sycophantic for follows you soon
January 13, 2026 at 8:43 PM
It feels like this NFL offseason is gonna be pretty wild…
January 13, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Watching Aaron Rodgers gets smoked in the playoffs
a man with his eyes closed in a blurry picture
ALT: a man with his eyes closed in a blurry picture
media.tenor.com
January 13, 2026 at 3:52 AM
First day back from holidays and this is me
two men in suits and suspenders are sitting at a table having a conversation
ALT: two men in suits and suspenders are sitting at a table having a conversation
media.tenor.com
January 12, 2026 at 4:04 AM
Now that we are finding out what the 2nd amendment is actually for, I believe that all who reside in the U.S. of legal age should carry a gun at this point
January 9, 2026 at 1:58 AM
I have been in a doom spiral for the last 24 hours…

So that’s fun…
January 8, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Seveneves
not now, 240 toasters-sized asteroid
January 8, 2026 at 3:16 PM
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You and your wife drop your 6-year-old off at school. You just moved here. You see ICE terrorizing your new neighbors. You film them, as is your legal right. Your wife complies with orders. She is then shot in the head. You still have to pick up your child later today.

This could be you.
January 8, 2026 at 12:15 AM
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Raju: The Speaker and others have said that this driver was weaponizing her vehicle.

AOC: Their editorializing of this event to justify a public murder is disgusting. It is horrifying. Watch it for yourself and make that assessment for yourself on which of these leaders are lying to you.
January 8, 2026 at 12:29 AM
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When she is not writing, reading, or talking about writing, she has movie marathons and makes messy art with her daughter and two sons."

Here is her winning poem:

www.porkopolis.org/pig_poet/ren...
Macklin, Renée Nicole
Renée Nicole Macklin, United States, (contemporary), poetry includes: On Learning to Dissect Fetal Pigs. Macklin is a poet, and in 2020 was an undergraduate in the English Department at Old Dominio…
www.porkopolis.org
January 8, 2026 at 12:13 AM
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AOC: This has now become what we feared most about ICE for a long time—that it would be used as an anti-civilian force with no accountability. At the end of the day, what we saw today was a murder, and murders in cold blood need to be prosecuted.
January 8, 2026 at 12:05 AM
At what point can I claim political asylum from the U.S.?
January 8, 2026 at 12:22 AM
At what point can I claim political asylum from the U.S.?
January 8, 2026 at 12:21 AM
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January 8, 2026 at 12:19 AM
When is the “Burning of the Reichstag”
I am impeaching Secretary Kristi Noem, who is an incompetent leader and a disgrace to our democracy.

She wreaked havoc in the Chicagoland area and has brought her reign of terror to Minneapolis. One of her rogue ICE agents shot and killed an innocent woman today. It must come to an end.
January 8, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Welp, this is what a majority of Americans voted for (or didn’t vote)
January 7, 2026 at 11:18 PM
There needs to be transparency in referee punishment in ALL sports, especially with gambling so prevalent now
January 6, 2026 at 9:01 PM
I got nothin…
January 3, 2026 at 11:27 AM
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“Buy our home security package named after someone who was utterly destroyed by a back door break-in he didn’t see coming because he was focused solely on the front door.”
December 29, 2025 at 11:53 AM
And I just made the connection to Palantir Technologies…

Peter Thiel can go fuck himself
December 24, 2025 at 9:55 PM