Stolitz Job Fair Week
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🎨 Give Stolitz new jobs from April 12th-18th, 2026! ✍️
Fanweek encouraging Helluva fans to have fun and create Stolitz work, focusing on a wide variety of careers.
🔞 This event is 18+ only. Run by @birdpuss.bsky.social.
Fanweek encouraging Helluva fans to have fun and create Stolitz work, focusing on a wide variety of careers.
🔞 This event is 18+ only. Run by @birdpuss.bsky.social.
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Welcome to Stolitz Job Fair Week! It’s time to submit some résumés and put these two to work.
Are they an artist and writer collaborating? Two teachers falling in love from across the hallway? An astronaut doomed to never see his gamer boyfriend again? You get to choose!
More info below ⤵️
Are they an artist and writer collaborating? Two teachers falling in love from across the hallway? An astronaut doomed to never see his gamer boyfriend again? You get to choose!
More info below ⤵️
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💋 Blitz and Stolas are making a splash in the adult film industry — what are their porn star names?
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November 23, 2025 at 7:39 PM
💋 Blitz and Stolas are making a splash in the adult film industry — what are their porn star names?
#StolitzJobFairAsk
#StolitzJobFairAsk
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I feel like Stolas would walk up to a food truck, order something, and just walk away eating it not realizing he had to pay. He'd do that with a few different merchants before the cops caught him. And Blitzø would get arrested for freeing horses from captivity (their horse-drawn carriages).
😈 Stolitz have already broken demon law with the grimoire deal. What would they each get arrested for on Earth?
(Don’t worry — Blitz has escaped imprisonment once, and he’ll do it again!)
#StolitzJobFairAsk
(Don’t worry — Blitz has escaped imprisonment once, and he’ll do it again!)
#StolitzJobFairAsk
November 17, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I feel like Stolas would walk up to a food truck, order something, and just walk away eating it not realizing he had to pay. He'd do that with a few different merchants before the cops caught him. And Blitzø would get arrested for freeing horses from captivity (their horse-drawn carriages).
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😈 Stolitz have already broken demon law with the grimoire deal. What would they each get arrested for on Earth?
(Don’t worry — Blitz has escaped imprisonment once, and he’ll do it again!)
#StolitzJobFairAsk
(Don’t worry — Blitz has escaped imprisonment once, and he’ll do it again!)
#StolitzJobFairAsk
November 17, 2025 at 12:32 PM
😈 Stolitz have already broken demon law with the grimoire deal. What would they each get arrested for on Earth?
(Don’t worry — Blitz has escaped imprisonment once, and he’ll do it again!)
#StolitzJobFairAsk
(Don’t worry — Blitz has escaped imprisonment once, and he’ll do it again!)
#StolitzJobFairAsk
😈 Stolitz have already broken demon law with the grimoire deal. What would they each get arrested for on Earth?
(Don’t worry — Blitz has escaped imprisonment once, and he’ll do it again!)
#StolitzJobFairAsk
(Don’t worry — Blitz has escaped imprisonment once, and he’ll do it again!)
#StolitzJobFairAsk
November 17, 2025 at 12:32 PM
😈 Stolitz have already broken demon law with the grimoire deal. What would they each get arrested for on Earth?
(Don’t worry — Blitz has escaped imprisonment once, and he’ll do it again!)
#StolitzJobFairAsk
(Don’t worry — Blitz has escaped imprisonment once, and he’ll do it again!)
#StolitzJobFairAsk
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I'm sorry, but I need them to make the cheesiest, most unhinged porn together. They do all of the classic porn tropes in a single film. What do you mean Blitzø's the plumber, delivery guy, pool boy, AND doctor? Doesn't fucking matter, no one's watching for the plot! And Stolas improvs the dialogue.
🎭 What genre of movie/show would you want to see Stolitz act in? What tropes would be included?
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November 10, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I'm sorry, but I need them to make the cheesiest, most unhinged porn together. They do all of the classic porn tropes in a single film. What do you mean Blitzø's the plumber, delivery guy, pool boy, AND doctor? Doesn't fucking matter, no one's watching for the plot! And Stolas improvs the dialogue.
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Stolas would LOVE getting to be in a dramatic gothic role, like crimson peak. and romance, of course. Blitz i think would excel at an action movie role. A spy movie would be super fun, too, i think they'd both have fun with that. supervillain stolas / spy blitz w tons of sexual tension 😌
🎭 What genre of movie/show would you want to see Stolitz act in? What tropes would be included?
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November 10, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Stolas would LOVE getting to be in a dramatic gothic role, like crimson peak. and romance, of course. Blitz i think would excel at an action movie role. A spy movie would be super fun, too, i think they'd both have fun with that. supervillain stolas / spy blitz w tons of sexual tension 😌
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personally i think horror would be fun bc stolas could use his eldritch form, no special effects required 😌 also some kind of queer western thing, which blitz immediately agrees to act in bc he’ll get to work with horses
🎭 What genre of movie/show would you want to see Stolitz act in? What tropes would be included?
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November 10, 2025 at 3:43 PM
personally i think horror would be fun bc stolas could use his eldritch form, no special effects required 😌 also some kind of queer western thing, which blitz immediately agrees to act in bc he’ll get to work with horses
🎭 What genre of movie/show would you want to see Stolitz act in? What tropes would be included?
#StolitzJobFairAsk
#StolitzJobFairAsk
November 9, 2025 at 10:57 PM
🎭 What genre of movie/show would you want to see Stolitz act in? What tropes would be included?
#StolitzJobFairAsk
#StolitzJobFairAsk
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also the pair of them will stream at the same time and people will notice Blitzø idly pressing a button in his stream right as Stolas’ feather fluff up and he goes red and there’s a quiet buzzing sound in HIS stream, sorry not sorry
November 2, 2025 at 4:49 PM
also the pair of them will stream at the same time and people will notice Blitzø idly pressing a button in his stream right as Stolas’ feather fluff up and he goes red and there’s a quiet buzzing sound in HIS stream, sorry not sorry
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I love the idea of Blitzø playing the most whole games like Barbie’s Horse Riding Adventure or something but swearing like a sailor and getting demonetized… and there’s Stolas playing dating sims with fully pornographic cut scenes and sighing wistfully about how romantic they are
November 2, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I love the idea of Blitzø playing the most whole games like Barbie’s Horse Riding Adventure or something but swearing like a sailor and getting demonetized… and there’s Stolas playing dating sims with fully pornographic cut scenes and sighing wistfully about how romantic they are
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they both get demonitized constantly. blitz for swearing or playing graphically violent games in between the horse games, and stolas for "accidentally" being "naked" on "camera." Allegedly. (he plays dating sims, especially adult ones, and flirts shamelessly with chat. he has like ten stalkers)
November 2, 2025 at 3:01 PM
they both get demonitized constantly. blitz for swearing or playing graphically violent games in between the horse games, and stolas for "accidentally" being "naked" on "camera." Allegedly. (he plays dating sims, especially adult ones, and flirts shamelessly with chat. he has like ten stalkers)
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This could be projection on my part, but I feel like they'd both get super into cozy games. Blitzø would enjoy coming home from a long day of violence to tend to his virtual farm animals. And Stolas would find an escape in doing satisfying chores he's never actually done in real life.
🎮 What types of games do you think Blitz and/or Stolas would enjoy playing? How would they behave on stream?
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November 2, 2025 at 4:54 PM
This could be projection on my part, but I feel like they'd both get super into cozy games. Blitzø would enjoy coming home from a long day of violence to tend to his virtual farm animals. And Stolas would find an escape in doing satisfying chores he's never actually done in real life.
🎮 What types of games do you think Blitz and/or Stolas would enjoy playing? How would they behave on stream?
#StolitzJobFairAsk
#StolitzJobFairAsk
November 2, 2025 at 2:57 PM
🎮 What types of games do you think Blitz and/or Stolas would enjoy playing? How would they behave on stream?
#StolitzJobFairAsk
#StolitzJobFairAsk
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I love the idea of both being voice actors who keep ending up on the same shows. One day, voicing leads in a romance anime together.
But Blitz being in storyboard and Stolas VA feels so good too!
But Blitz being in storyboard and Stolas VA feels so good too!
October 28, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I love the idea of both being voice actors who keep ending up on the same shows. One day, voicing leads in a romance anime together.
But Blitz being in storyboard and Stolas VA feels so good too!
But Blitz being in storyboard and Stolas VA feels so good too!
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Blitz would def be a storyboard artist and Stolas would be a voice actor.
October 28, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Blitz would def be a storyboard artist and Stolas would be a voice actor.
It’s International Animation Day!
🎞️ If Stolitz were to work in animation, what roles do you think they’d have? Storyboarding, cleanup, voice acting? There are so many possibilities!
🎞️ If Stolitz were to work in animation, what roles do you think they’d have? Storyboarding, cleanup, voice acting? There are so many possibilities!
October 28, 2025 at 2:32 PM
It’s International Animation Day!
🎞️ If Stolitz were to work in animation, what roles do you think they’d have? Storyboarding, cleanup, voice acting? There are so many possibilities!
🎞️ If Stolitz were to work in animation, what roles do you think they’d have? Storyboarding, cleanup, voice acting? There are so many possibilities!
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Which prompt(s) are you most looking forward to? 👀
Quote or reply with your answers!
Quote or reply with your answers!
Welcome to Stolitz Job Fair Week! It’s time to submit some résumés and put these two to work.
Are they an artist and writer collaborating? Two teachers falling in love from across the hallway? An astronaut doomed to never see his gamer boyfriend again? You get to choose!
More info below ⤵️
Are they an artist and writer collaborating? Two teachers falling in love from across the hallway? An astronaut doomed to never see his gamer boyfriend again? You get to choose!
More info below ⤵️
October 26, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Which prompt(s) are you most looking forward to? 👀
Quote or reply with your answers!
Quote or reply with your answers!
Which prompt(s) are you most looking forward to? 👀
Quote or reply with your answers!
Quote or reply with your answers!
Welcome to Stolitz Job Fair Week! It’s time to submit some résumés and put these two to work.
Are they an artist and writer collaborating? Two teachers falling in love from across the hallway? An astronaut doomed to never see his gamer boyfriend again? You get to choose!
More info below ⤵️
Are they an artist and writer collaborating? Two teachers falling in love from across the hallway? An astronaut doomed to never see his gamer boyfriend again? You get to choose!
More info below ⤵️
October 26, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Which prompt(s) are you most looking forward to? 👀
Quote or reply with your answers!
Quote or reply with your answers!
Welcome to Stolitz Job Fair Week! It’s time to submit some résumés and put these two to work.
Are they an artist and writer collaborating? Two teachers falling in love from across the hallway? An astronaut doomed to never see his gamer boyfriend again? You get to choose!
More info below ⤵️
Are they an artist and writer collaborating? Two teachers falling in love from across the hallway? An astronaut doomed to never see his gamer boyfriend again? You get to choose!
More info below ⤵️
October 23, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Welcome to Stolitz Job Fair Week! It’s time to submit some résumés and put these two to work.
Are they an artist and writer collaborating? Two teachers falling in love from across the hallway? An astronaut doomed to never see his gamer boyfriend again? You get to choose!
More info below ⤵️
Are they an artist and writer collaborating? Two teachers falling in love from across the hallway? An astronaut doomed to never see his gamer boyfriend again? You get to choose!
More info below ⤵️