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JOSH EITHER TELL HER YOU FANCY HER (OR AT THE VERY LEAST INVITE HER OUT FOR A BEER) OR FUCK OFF. Don't make this shit about work you twat. That's not gonna work on EITHER level. #TheArchers
February 6, 2026 at 7:16 PM
JOSH EITHER TELL HER YOU FANCY HER (OR AT THE VERY LEAST INVITE HER OUT FOR A BEER) OR FUCK OFF. Don't make this shit about work you twat. That's not gonna work on EITHER level. #TheArchers
Clarrie understands how drama works. You can't have a tearjerking "I just got fired from the dairy" episode and then just walk back into your job. Fucking ruins everything. Thank you for thinking of the listeners, Clarrie. #TheArchers
February 6, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Clarrie understands how drama works. You can't have a tearjerking "I just got fired from the dairy" episode and then just walk back into your job. Fucking ruins everything. Thank you for thinking of the listeners, Clarrie. #TheArchers
Christ, for a community composed largely of farmers, they're all really fucking shit at stopping cows escaping. #TheArchers
February 6, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Christ, for a community composed largely of farmers, they're all really fucking shit at stopping cows escaping. #TheArchers
The continuity announcer just said "adaption" instead of "adaptation", and while I'm not usually a grammar Nazi and know that technically both are acceptable, this is Radio 4, the home of #TheArchers, and this means it's fucking bollocks and we can't trust anything anymore.
February 6, 2026 at 7:06 PM
The continuity announcer just said "adaption" instead of "adaptation", and while I'm not usually a grammar Nazi and know that technically both are acceptable, this is Radio 4, the home of #TheArchers, and this means it's fucking bollocks and we can't trust anything anymore.
Wholesome rewrite of Kafka's Metamorphosis in which, on being transformed into a giant Beatle, Gregor Samsa lands a cushy job doing the voiceovers for Thomas The Tank Engine.
February 6, 2026 at 10:50 AM
Wholesome rewrite of Kafka's Metamorphosis in which, on being transformed into a giant Beatle, Gregor Samsa lands a cushy job doing the voiceovers for Thomas The Tank Engine.
Is there an Australian social media platform called Strewth Social?
February 6, 2026 at 10:49 AM
Is there an Australian social media platform called Strewth Social?
Got to admit, it's funny watching the "DISMANTLING THE JURY SYSTEM WOULD BE A DISGRACE" people (who, to be fair, I did agree with on that particular issue) now arguing that the jury system is itself a disgrace.
February 5, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Got to admit, it's funny watching the "DISMANTLING THE JURY SYSTEM WOULD BE A DISGRACE" people (who, to be fair, I did agree with on that particular issue) now arguing that the jury system is itself a disgrace.
Gotta love Starmer's political journey from "get behind him or you're enabling the Tories" to "give him a chance, he's only just started" to "look, he inherited a rough deal" to "what the FUCK now???"
I mean, it's not like you weren't warned...
I mean, it's not like you weren't warned...
February 5, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Gotta love Starmer's political journey from "get behind him or you're enabling the Tories" to "give him a chance, he's only just started" to "look, he inherited a rough deal" to "what the FUCK now???"
I mean, it's not like you weren't warned...
I mean, it's not like you weren't warned...
I fucking hate Keith and will hate him even more if this Mandelson shit destroys the government just as Reform's support is plateauing and the Greens' is growing. Just hold on another year or so you piece of shit. Don't fucking give them this shit just because you're incompetent.
February 4, 2026 at 10:05 PM
I fucking hate Keith and will hate him even more if this Mandelson shit destroys the government just as Reform's support is plateauing and the Greens' is growing. Just hold on another year or so you piece of shit. Don't fucking give them this shit just because you're incompetent.
Imagine a job interview that just goes "you weren't really GOOD friends with that nonce, were you?" "No". "Are you sure?" "Yes".
And then nobody even checks the answers.
And then nobody even checks the answers.
February 4, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Imagine a job interview that just goes "you weren't really GOOD friends with that nonce, were you?" "No". "Are you sure?" "Yes".
And then nobody even checks the answers.
And then nobody even checks the answers.
"Peter, have you betrayed your country and your party? Have you betrayed... ME???"
February 4, 2026 at 1:11 PM
"Peter, have you betrayed your country and your party? Have you betrayed... ME???"
Honestly shocked to discover that the Western world has been run by for the last few decades by rich men who are total cunts. Absolutely flabbergasted. I mean, who knew?
February 3, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Honestly shocked to discover that the Western world has been run by for the last few decades by rich men who are total cunts. Absolutely flabbergasted. I mean, who knew?
I love that Dark managed to Rickroll me AND IT WASN'T EVEN IN ONE OF THE EIGHTIES SCENES but just people being nostalgic.
Masterful television.
Masterful television.
February 3, 2026 at 7:25 PM
I love that Dark managed to Rickroll me AND IT WASN'T EVEN IN ONE OF THE EIGHTIES SCENES but just people being nostalgic.
Masterful television.
Masterful television.
Give her the ring covered in dogshit and tell her the story. If she doesn't think it's funny then she can fuck off. #TheArchers
February 3, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Give her the ring covered in dogshit and tell her the story. If she doesn't think it's funny then she can fuck off. #TheArchers
Oh no. We're bringing back reasons for Pip to hate Cleo, aren't we? #TheArchers
February 3, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Oh no. We're bringing back reasons for Pip to hate Cleo, aren't we? #TheArchers
It’s like the opposite of when a friend said years ago that I had to watch the Lemmy movie because “it’s like a film about you if you also happened to be the lead singer of Motörhead”. I’m definitely winning here. #goals
Make it a life goal that a documentary about you doesn’t cause numerous reviewers to compare it unfavorably to Leni Riefenstahl’s works.
February 3, 2026 at 3:41 PM
It’s like the opposite of when a friend said years ago that I had to watch the Lemmy movie because “it’s like a film about you if you also happened to be the lead singer of Motörhead”. I’m definitely winning here. #goals
Lord Sugar NOT being in a funk band is the best argument against the House of Lords there is, though. I mean, what’s the fucking point in that case?
February 3, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Lord Sugar NOT being in a funk band is the best argument against the House of Lords there is, though. I mean, what’s the fucking point in that case?
I think the only ethical reason to accept a peerage would be if you had a name that would sound badass, like the disgraced Lord Black, or funny, like the as-far-as-I-know-not-disgraced Lady Garden.
February 3, 2026 at 3:28 PM
I think the only ethical reason to accept a peerage would be if you had a name that would sound badass, like the disgraced Lord Black, or funny, like the as-far-as-I-know-not-disgraced Lady Garden.
Neil Gaiman choosing RIGHT NOW to issue a statement proclaiming innocence and then turn it into a promo for an upcoming book is... well. It's definitely A Thing Of Some Sort.
February 2, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Neil Gaiman choosing RIGHT NOW to issue a statement proclaiming innocence and then turn it into a promo for an upcoming book is... well. It's definitely A Thing Of Some Sort.
So Glinner, what, protected his tweets because he's addressing Congress, and that was because, like... it's the Land of the Free and he doesn't want them checking his socials before letting him get on stage?
February 2, 2026 at 7:14 PM
So Glinner, what, protected his tweets because he's addressing Congress, and that was because, like... it's the Land of the Free and he doesn't want them checking his socials before letting him get on stage?
Fucking Starmerites going "there's no way he could have known this", when Mandelson's entire fucking career has been being removed from jobs for being sketchy af. That's why giving him the ambassadorship was controversial in the first place. Don't pretend you forgot that shit.
February 2, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Fucking Starmerites going "there's no way he could have known this", when Mandelson's entire fucking career has been being removed from jobs for being sketchy af. That's why giving him the ambassadorship was controversial in the first place. Don't pretend you forgot that shit.
If I'd watched the rest of Dark back when it was first on, I reckon it'd bug me that at some point in the next 3 decades we'd developed a cooler-looking but less efficient flashlight, but seeing how tech's gone in the last few years I'm now convinced that was actually prophetic.
February 1, 2026 at 8:33 PM
If I'd watched the rest of Dark back when it was first on, I reckon it'd bug me that at some point in the next 3 decades we'd developed a cooler-looking but less efficient flashlight, but seeing how tech's gone in the last few years I'm now convinced that was actually prophetic.
Always try to keep my current vidjagame obsession separate from my current TV, comics or book obsession.
Season 2 of Dark being SO fucking S.T.A.L.K.E.R.-coded has kinda fucked that tbh...
Season 2 of Dark being SO fucking S.T.A.L.K.E.R.-coded has kinda fucked that tbh...
February 1, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Always try to keep my current vidjagame obsession separate from my current TV, comics or book obsession.
Season 2 of Dark being SO fucking S.T.A.L.K.E.R.-coded has kinda fucked that tbh...
Season 2 of Dark being SO fucking S.T.A.L.K.E.R.-coded has kinda fucked that tbh...