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a thanksgiving feast for @stinker.bsky.social 🍗
November 17, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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How To Get A Scare in the year 2025
November 3, 2025 at 9:19 PM
kind of an optional step when making hummus but separating the chick pea soul from the chick pea makes it a little smoother
November 3, 2025 at 11:06 PM
found a v large and lethargic hornet on the ground and used a paper napkin to pick it up and move it into a little flower bed. it slowly climbed onto the napkin and clung to it very cutely like it knew i was helping even tho it probably didn't. no pictures due to i was scared for my life, of course
November 1, 2025 at 3:44 PM
thinking about buying a 106-count case of tater kegs off the restaurant supply website just to feel something...
November 1, 2025 at 3:22 PM
October 31, 2025 at 1:12 AM
yooooo.. they brought back my beautiful man.... they let him work again....
October 30, 2025 at 3:59 PM
i trapped @crannyboy.bsky.social 's soul in my turnip pot pie.... muahahaha haha #evil
October 29, 2025 at 1:15 AM
i'm always wanting to say shit like "yes sir" and "excellent sir" and "right away sir" that's how you know i'm fully locked in to the butler mindset
October 7, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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halloween pfp for my friend lil stinker and it’s actually about halloween
September 27, 2025 at 1:41 AM
cat food is like: "miss bitchly's beef, Turkey, chicken, and salmon carcass melange in a thick and rich gravy liquid"

dog food is like: "BLUE RIBBON: TOP PERFORMANCE dry kibble for senior living: diarrhea control"

girl food is like: a small nutrient dense pellet of some sort ?
October 4, 2025 at 3:18 PM
wargen, dear, wherever you are...... we need you..... we need you to stream VHS halloween for us.... we need you to join us in boneyard chat and talk shit......
October 4, 2025 at 2:55 PM
awesome new feature on the youtube app....
July 14, 2025 at 10:55 PM
the ophthalmologist office is like: look straight into my pain laser. don't blink. if you blink we will kill your family. ok, now i'm going to put something we call "pain drops" into your eyes. the reason is strictly to torture you...
July 14, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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Pilot over the intercom: uhhhhhhh we are all just flesh. We exist so briefly.
July 13, 2025 at 11:09 PM
when you finally get to the small little cabbage inside the bigger larger cabbage.... like nature's russian nesting doll...
July 13, 2025 at 2:35 AM
just milked this thing like an udder
July 12, 2025 at 3:03 PM
all my ancient grain heads- just bought some farro at the store. no immediate plans but going to probably eat it eventually. just letting yall know!
July 10, 2025 at 8:07 PM
weevil clinging to my windshield as i drive 75 mph down the highway... godspeed
June 12, 2025 at 10:21 PM
some more leaves that were lost this week
June 7, 2025 at 3:56 PM
some friends of mine
May 4, 2025 at 3:56 PM
this was really bad :^/
got myself a little something to look forward to at the end of the week. a little something something to get me through. a beautiful chinese fanta, of course
April 12, 2025 at 1:29 AM
this fanta gonna hit so damn hard after this week i've had
got myself a little something to look forward to at the end of the week. a little something something to get me through. a beautiful chinese fanta, of course
April 10, 2025 at 5:06 PM
anytime i feel too tired or discouraged or afraid to go on i think of my beautiful chinese fanta. such a lovely shade of blue. i wonder what color her liquid is..?
got myself a little something to look forward to at the end of the week. a little something something to get me through. a beautiful chinese fanta, of course
April 9, 2025 at 12:18 AM
got myself a little something to look forward to at the end of the week. a little something something to get me through. a beautiful chinese fanta, of course
April 7, 2025 at 9:29 PM