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@stinker.bsky.social
AAAAHHH!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!! AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! AH! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
January 17, 2026 at 10:21 PM
AAAAHHH!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!! AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! AH! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
the 9am - 10am showings at the movie theater are for those of us movie lovers who are profoundly alone. do not show up to the 9am - 10am showings with your partners or loved ones. it is disrespectful to us loners
January 17, 2026 at 6:03 PM
the 9am - 10am showings at the movie theater are for those of us movie lovers who are profoundly alone. do not show up to the 9am - 10am showings with your partners or loved ones. it is disrespectful to us loners
[little bit of costco hot dog still in my hair from earlier today] how's it hanging, big dog ? how's life ?
January 17, 2026 at 2:30 AM
[little bit of costco hot dog still in my hair from earlier today] how's it hanging, big dog ? how's life ?
when you pick up one of those primo used book copies that's wonderfully annotated
January 12, 2026 at 6:47 PM
when you pick up one of those primo used book copies that's wonderfully annotated
so awesome how they fuck yoi up big time at the eye doctor and then they just let you get into your big asss car and drive yoself home
January 12, 2026 at 3:10 PM
so awesome how they fuck yoi up big time at the eye doctor and then they just let you get into your big asss car and drive yoself home
and what is when you close your eyes really tight and imagine them kissing each other.... ?
Childhood is when you idolize Legolas. Adulthood is when you realize Gimli makes more sense
January 12, 2026 at 12:52 AM
and what is when you close your eyes really tight and imagine them kissing each other.... ?
closing my eyes and letting the calming waves of hairless homer wash over my troubled mind
December 12, 2025 at 4:15 PM
closing my eyes and letting the calming waves of hairless homer wash over my troubled mind
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a thanksgiving feast for @stinker.bsky.social 🍗
November 17, 2025 at 8:36 PM
a thanksgiving feast for @stinker.bsky.social 🍗
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How To Get A Scare in the year 2025
November 3, 2025 at 9:19 PM
How To Get A Scare in the year 2025
kind of an optional step when making hummus but separating the chick pea soul from the chick pea makes it a little smoother
November 3, 2025 at 11:06 PM
kind of an optional step when making hummus but separating the chick pea soul from the chick pea makes it a little smoother
found a v large and lethargic hornet on the ground and used a paper napkin to pick it up and move it into a little flower bed. it slowly climbed onto the napkin and clung to it very cutely like it knew i was helping even tho it probably didn't. no pictures due to i was scared for my life, of course
November 1, 2025 at 3:44 PM
found a v large and lethargic hornet on the ground and used a paper napkin to pick it up and move it into a little flower bed. it slowly climbed onto the napkin and clung to it very cutely like it knew i was helping even tho it probably didn't. no pictures due to i was scared for my life, of course
thinking about buying a 106-count case of tater kegs off the restaurant supply website just to feel something...
November 1, 2025 at 3:22 PM
thinking about buying a 106-count case of tater kegs off the restaurant supply website just to feel something...
yooooo.. they brought back my beautiful man.... they let him work again....
October 30, 2025 at 3:59 PM
yooooo.. they brought back my beautiful man.... they let him work again....
i trapped @crannyboy.bsky.social 's soul in my turnip pot pie.... muahahaha haha #evil
October 29, 2025 at 1:15 AM
i trapped @crannyboy.bsky.social 's soul in my turnip pot pie.... muahahaha haha #evil
i'm always wanting to say shit like "yes sir" and "excellent sir" and "right away sir" that's how you know i'm fully locked in to the butler mindset
October 7, 2025 at 12:40 PM
i'm always wanting to say shit like "yes sir" and "excellent sir" and "right away sir" that's how you know i'm fully locked in to the butler mindset
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halloween pfp for my friend lil stinker and it’s actually about halloween
September 27, 2025 at 1:41 AM
halloween pfp for my friend lil stinker and it’s actually about halloween
cat food is like: "miss bitchly's beef, Turkey, chicken, and salmon carcass melange in a thick and rich gravy liquid"
dog food is like: "BLUE RIBBON: TOP PERFORMANCE dry kibble for senior living: diarrhea control"
girl food is like: a small nutrient dense pellet of some sort ?
dog food is like: "BLUE RIBBON: TOP PERFORMANCE dry kibble for senior living: diarrhea control"
girl food is like: a small nutrient dense pellet of some sort ?
October 4, 2025 at 3:18 PM
cat food is like: "miss bitchly's beef, Turkey, chicken, and salmon carcass melange in a thick and rich gravy liquid"
dog food is like: "BLUE RIBBON: TOP PERFORMANCE dry kibble for senior living: diarrhea control"
girl food is like: a small nutrient dense pellet of some sort ?
dog food is like: "BLUE RIBBON: TOP PERFORMANCE dry kibble for senior living: diarrhea control"
girl food is like: a small nutrient dense pellet of some sort ?
wargen, dear, wherever you are...... we need you..... we need you to stream VHS halloween for us.... we need you to join us in boneyard chat and talk shit......
October 4, 2025 at 2:55 PM
wargen, dear, wherever you are...... we need you..... we need you to stream VHS halloween for us.... we need you to join us in boneyard chat and talk shit......
awesome new feature on the youtube app....
July 14, 2025 at 10:55 PM
awesome new feature on the youtube app....
the ophthalmologist office is like: look straight into my pain laser. don't blink. if you blink we will kill your family. ok, now i'm going to put something we call "pain drops" into your eyes. the reason is strictly to torture you...
July 14, 2025 at 12:32 PM
the ophthalmologist office is like: look straight into my pain laser. don't blink. if you blink we will kill your family. ok, now i'm going to put something we call "pain drops" into your eyes. the reason is strictly to torture you...
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Pilot over the intercom: uhhhhhhh we are all just flesh. We exist so briefly.
July 13, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Pilot over the intercom: uhhhhhhh we are all just flesh. We exist so briefly.
when you finally get to the small little cabbage inside the bigger larger cabbage.... like nature's russian nesting doll...
July 13, 2025 at 2:35 AM
when you finally get to the small little cabbage inside the bigger larger cabbage.... like nature's russian nesting doll...