Birdy the Maise
@stillbirdy.bsky.social
Bibliophile. Theme park junkie. Bratty Rope Bunny. Chef cuisinier de mon appartement. Stone Cold Lover. Sugar Plum's Nana.
I don’t like that Google’s AI is named Gemini.
It’s too close to Genesis which we all know is actually SkyNet.
We gonna end up with machine overlords sooner than we think.
It’s too close to Genesis which we all know is actually SkyNet.
We gonna end up with machine overlords sooner than we think.
June 8, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I don’t like that Google’s AI is named Gemini.
It’s too close to Genesis which we all know is actually SkyNet.
We gonna end up with machine overlords sooner than we think.
It’s too close to Genesis which we all know is actually SkyNet.
We gonna end up with machine overlords sooner than we think.
Bedding selections are fucking horrible man
June 2, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Bedding selections are fucking horrible man
Damn heartburn woke me up out my sleep
May 29, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Damn heartburn woke me up out my sleep
I opted to not go to the Epic Universe grand opening today and now I severely regret it.
I just didn't want to deal with the crowds but now I wish I would have went just for the opening ceremony and vibes 😢
I just didn't want to deal with the crowds but now I wish I would have went just for the opening ceremony and vibes 😢
May 22, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I opted to not go to the Epic Universe grand opening today and now I severely regret it.
I just didn't want to deal with the crowds but now I wish I would have went just for the opening ceremony and vibes 😢
I just didn't want to deal with the crowds but now I wish I would have went just for the opening ceremony and vibes 😢
29 years later and multiple viewings and I still cringe every time Jack dies.
May 20, 2025 at 1:55 PM
29 years later and multiple viewings and I still cringe every time Jack dies.
Doing a full Mission Impossible re-watch in the office in preparation for MI: The Final Reckoning this weekend!
May 20, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Doing a full Mission Impossible re-watch in the office in preparation for MI: The Final Reckoning this weekend!
I'm ready to get home cause Im making cabbage & sausage and yellow rice for dinner.
May 19, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I'm ready to get home cause Im making cabbage & sausage and yellow rice for dinner.
I am so tempted to replace my bed with one of those oversized loveseat/loungers
May 19, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I am so tempted to replace my bed with one of those oversized loveseat/loungers
Matter of fact I think I'm due for a 24 re-watch
May 19, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Matter of fact I think I'm due for a 24 re-watch
10 shows to get to know me:
1. 24
2. Grimm
3. The Leftovers
4. Sons of Anarchy
5. The Path
6. The Expanse
7. Family Matters
8. Reign
9. The 100
10. Revolution
1. 24
2. Grimm
3. The Leftovers
4. Sons of Anarchy
5. The Path
6. The Expanse
7. Family Matters
8. Reign
9. The 100
10. Revolution
10 shows to get to know me:
1. House
2. Cheers
3. Mad Men
4. Peaky Blinders
5. Game of Thrones
6. House of Cards
7. Columbo
8. Succession
9. Frasier
10. It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia
1. House
2. Cheers
3. Mad Men
4. Peaky Blinders
5. Game of Thrones
6. House of Cards
7. Columbo
8. Succession
9. Frasier
10. It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia
10 shows to get to know me:
1. The Wire
2. Golden Girls
3. Boondocks
4. Martin
5. Chappelle Show
6. What We Do In The Shadows
7. Succession
8. The Newsroom
9. Banshee
10. The Boys
1. The Wire
2. Golden Girls
3. Boondocks
4. Martin
5. Chappelle Show
6. What We Do In The Shadows
7. Succession
8. The Newsroom
9. Banshee
10. The Boys
May 19, 2025 at 3:42 PM
10 shows to get to know me:
1. 24
2. Grimm
3. The Leftovers
4. Sons of Anarchy
5. The Path
6. The Expanse
7. Family Matters
8. Reign
9. The 100
10. Revolution
1. 24
2. Grimm
3. The Leftovers
4. Sons of Anarchy
5. The Path
6. The Expanse
7. Family Matters
8. Reign
9. The 100
10. Revolution
I have been under the dryer for 2 whole hours and some of my rollers STILL not dry
May 19, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I have been under the dryer for 2 whole hours and some of my rollers STILL not dry
Today is a color refresh and perm rod set.
I’ve only done my clarifying wash so far and I’m already ready to say fuck this shit and just shave my hair off again.
I’ve only done my clarifying wash so far and I’m already ready to say fuck this shit and just shave my hair off again.
May 18, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Today is a color refresh and perm rod set.
I’ve only done my clarifying wash so far and I’m already ready to say fuck this shit and just shave my hair off again.
I’ve only done my clarifying wash so far and I’m already ready to say fuck this shit and just shave my hair off again.
I move in 2 weeks and decided I should finally start looking for new home goods since I’m getting rid of everything and starting fresh…
Why have yall not ever told me about AT HOME?!?!?!?
I love this place.
Why have yall not ever told me about AT HOME?!?!?!?
I love this place.
May 17, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I move in 2 weeks and decided I should finally start looking for new home goods since I’m getting rid of everything and starting fresh…
Why have yall not ever told me about AT HOME?!?!?!?
I love this place.
Why have yall not ever told me about AT HOME?!?!?!?
I love this place.
A burger was calling my name today.
May 17, 2025 at 6:22 PM
A burger was calling my name today.
Baby what is going on in New Orleans today
May 16, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Baby what is going on in New Orleans today
Gone ahead and annouce the movie cause I would be sat.
Michael B. Jordan and Tom Cruise together at the #MissionImpossible8 world premiere
"I wasn't missing this shit"
(via Reuters)
"I wasn't missing this shit"
(via Reuters)
May 16, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Gone ahead and annouce the movie cause I would be sat.
Good morning to Elias Moore and Elias Moore only
May 16, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Good morning to Elias Moore and Elias Moore only
I move in 2 weeks and I haven’t started packing up a single thing in my place yet smh
May 14, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I move in 2 weeks and I haven’t started packing up a single thing in my place yet smh
I was giving birth to my first daughter 🙃
Yall was grown in 1996?! Man I was enjoying the good life of no bills or worries
May 14, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I was giving birth to my first daughter 🙃
The U.S. national parks are on TikTok cutting up
May 14, 2025 at 3:33 PM
The U.S. national parks are on TikTok cutting up
Reposted by Birdy the Maise
SINNERS is now the biggest Hollywood original movie of any kind at the box office since 2017 when Pixar's COCO came out. To find a live-action movie that made at least $200M domestic, we have to go back much further. This is truly bananas.
www.slashfilm.com/1857902/sinn...
www.slashfilm.com/1857902/sinn...
Sinners Just Passed A Box Office Milestone Not Seen In Nearly A Decade - SlashFilm
Sinners continues to defy even the most optimistic of expectations with its box office performance, having passed yet another milestone for original films.
www.slashfilm.com
May 12, 2025 at 7:18 PM
SINNERS is now the biggest Hollywood original movie of any kind at the box office since 2017 when Pixar's COCO came out. To find a live-action movie that made at least $200M domestic, we have to go back much further. This is truly bananas.
www.slashfilm.com/1857902/sinn...
www.slashfilm.com/1857902/sinn...
I be feeling like I’m the only person whoever watches dystopian sci-fi-fi movies cause those were the first warning signs.
I bet Bobby A who called me a weird little tin hat girl not laughing so much now.
I bet Bobby A who called me a weird little tin hat girl not laughing so much now.
May 13, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I be feeling like I’m the only person whoever watches dystopian sci-fi-fi movies cause those were the first warning signs.
I bet Bobby A who called me a weird little tin hat girl not laughing so much now.
I bet Bobby A who called me a weird little tin hat girl not laughing so much now.
Sub drop is a bitch
May 13, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Sub drop is a bitch
Reposted by Birdy the Maise
Sub drop can happen immediately after playing (participating in a scene) up to 48 hours (or more) after it ends. My drops usually hit about 18 hours after. I’m riding high on endorphins and all the feel good chemicals, up until I’m not and I want to cry.
Check in. Make sure they’re ok. #subdrop
Check in. Make sure they’re ok. #subdrop
February 28, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Sub drop can happen immediately after playing (participating in a scene) up to 48 hours (or more) after it ends. My drops usually hit about 18 hours after. I’m riding high on endorphins and all the feel good chemicals, up until I’m not and I want to cry.
Check in. Make sure they’re ok. #subdrop
Check in. Make sure they’re ok. #subdrop