Stewart Johnson
@stewarteestis.bsky.social
Estonia’s worst American comedian
In the taxi last night from Dublin Airport, and the driver asks, “Where are you coming from?” I said, “Estonia.” He replied, “Estonia? I’m not sure I’ve heard of it.” I asked him, “What taxi company do you drive for?”
He answered, “Bolt.”
He answered, “Bolt.”
November 12, 2025 at 8:52 AM
In the taxi last night from Dublin Airport, and the driver asks, “Where are you coming from?” I said, “Estonia.” He replied, “Estonia? I’m not sure I’ve heard of it.” I asked him, “What taxi company do you drive for?”
He answered, “Bolt.”
He answered, “Bolt.”
Here’s the podcast episode I’m in, talking about all sorts of stuff, and bragging about Estonia.
open.spotify.com/episode/7IK3...
open.spotify.com/episode/7IK3...
The solo No Kings Day protest in Estonia (Season 12, Ep7)
open.spotify.com
October 29, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Here’s the podcast episode I’m in, talking about all sorts of stuff, and bragging about Estonia.
open.spotify.com/episode/7IK3...
open.spotify.com/episode/7IK3...
Someone asked me how it was to work at Bolt. I said I didn’t know, never worked there, but I do use their scooters.
October 28, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Someone asked me how it was to work at Bolt. I said I didn’t know, never worked there, but I do use their scooters.
“Mommy, the Putinists and MAGA people are insulting me again!”
—Oh honey, how do you *know* they’re Putinists or MAGA people?
“Because they either call me a clown, a ‘looser’, or a bundle of sticks.”
—Oh honey, how do you *know* they’re Putinists or MAGA people?
“Because they either call me a clown, a ‘looser’, or a bundle of sticks.”
October 26, 2025 at 12:39 PM
“Mommy, the Putinists and MAGA people are insulting me again!”
—Oh honey, how do you *know* they’re Putinists or MAGA people?
“Because they either call me a clown, a ‘looser’, or a bundle of sticks.”
—Oh honey, how do you *know* they’re Putinists or MAGA people?
“Because they either call me a clown, a ‘looser’, or a bundle of sticks.”
Damnit. Even if Russia collapsed, we’d still be next to Russia.
October 26, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Damnit. Even if Russia collapsed, we’d still be next to Russia.
Too often Americans think that it’s only the US that is getting ridiculously expensive. This is happening around the world, and it started around 2020. The guy at the market asked me for €29 for this. When I laughed, he said, “OK, €20.”
October 25, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Too often Americans think that it’s only the US that is getting ridiculously expensive. This is happening around the world, and it started around 2020. The guy at the market asked me for €29 for this. When I laughed, he said, “OK, €20.”
And World War II?
I get what @cnn.com means, but if you want to have a credible presence to counter right-wing news, you need to have better journalistic logic, or you’re just setting yourself up for embarrassment.
I get what @cnn.com means, but if you want to have a credible presence to counter right-wing news, you need to have better journalistic logic, or you’re just setting yourself up for embarrassment.
October 22, 2025 at 6:48 PM
And World War II?
I get what @cnn.com means, but if you want to have a credible presence to counter right-wing news, you need to have better journalistic logic, or you’re just setting yourself up for embarrassment.
I get what @cnn.com means, but if you want to have a credible presence to counter right-wing news, you need to have better journalistic logic, or you’re just setting yourself up for embarrassment.
Approximately ten people responded to that viral post by calling me a "looser". How can I explain to them that that is an adjective often used to describe their mother without offending them?
October 21, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Approximately ten people responded to that viral post by calling me a "looser". How can I explain to them that that is an adjective often used to describe their mother without offending them?
Confucius say, person who accuse others of having TDS, suffer from BDS.
October 21, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Confucius say, person who accuse others of having TDS, suffer from BDS.
Here’s the thing about me: I care about the Constitution, and I care about people. A lot of these people however get really angry about that last part. It’s almost as if they *want* to hate, and be hated. If they can be so intimidated by someone like me, that’s a major weakness.
October 19, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Here’s the thing about me: I care about the Constitution, and I care about people. A lot of these people however get really angry about that last part. It’s almost as if they *want* to hate, and be hated. If they can be so intimidated by someone like me, that’s a major weakness.
For people who claim to want peace, right-wingers/conservatives/Republicans/MAGA truly know how to hurl insults and threats. So far I have received 97 death threats, and I’ve been insulted (usually 1st grade-level stuff) over a thousand times. Because I said, “No Kings”. Twitter sure is fun!
October 19, 2025 at 11:18 AM
For people who claim to want peace, right-wingers/conservatives/Republicans/MAGA truly know how to hurl insults and threats. So far I have received 97 death threats, and I’ve been insulted (usually 1st grade-level stuff) over a thousand times. Because I said, “No Kings”. Twitter sure is fun!
More Northern Lights! Magical every time.
October 18, 2025 at 9:11 PM
More Northern Lights! Magical every time.
This is an incredible response! (Sound on!)
October 18, 2025 at 5:15 PM
This is an incredible response! (Sound on!)
Here’s my interview with ERR where I talk about my plan to protest today in front of the US embassy, and many other things.
Stewart Johnson: üks nali kartulikoore-juustest ja te tahate mind tühistada
Kas ameeriklane olla on praegu kurb või naljakas? Kui palju pisaraid on ta valanud Nursipalu pärast? Ja miks on oluline, et Ari Matti Mustonen USAs läbi lööb? Sellest ja paljust muust vestles Kai Väär...
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October 18, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Here’s my interview with ERR where I talk about my plan to protest today in front of the US embassy, and many other things.
Today I participated in the “No Kings” protest, here in Tallinn, even though I was all alone. I stood for an hour in front of the US embassy. I cannot accept what is happening in the US. This is not the country I grew up in.
October 18, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Today I participated in the “No Kings” protest, here in Tallinn, even though I was all alone. I stood for an hour in front of the US embassy. I cannot accept what is happening in the US. This is not the country I grew up in.
More translation work.
October 17, 2025 at 12:33 PM
More translation work.
Now you know where to grab him.
October 16, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Now you know where to grab him.
For anyone wondering what Estonia’s election campaigns are this year, here is a translation to English.
October 13, 2025 at 4:45 AM
For anyone wondering what Estonia’s election campaigns are this year, here is a translation to English.
Italian F-35s repeatedly flying over Tallinn in the dark might have pissed off a few people, but I felt reassured. NATO is a good thing in this part of the world.
October 2, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Italian F-35s repeatedly flying over Tallinn in the dark might have pissed off a few people, but I felt reassured. NATO is a good thing in this part of the world.
Oh look, another Trump–Epstein statue has appeared!
September 25, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Oh look, another Trump–Epstein statue has appeared!
Kui Lennart Meri oleks täna elus, ütleks ta maailma kohta, “Olukord on sitt, aga see on tulnukate väetis.”
September 24, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Kui Lennart Meri oleks täna elus, ütleks ta maailma kohta, “Olukord on sitt, aga see on tulnukate väetis.”
I think I saw someone rapturing up in the clouds here in Tallinn. Or maybe it was just another Russian drone.
September 23, 2025 at 12:34 PM
I think I saw someone rapturing up in the clouds here in Tallinn. Or maybe it was just another Russian drone.
Remember, I'm not a Democrat. But I think it would be a good idea for the Dems to push a bill and title it something like the "Charlie Kirk Gun Control Act", and then sit back and laugh as the MAGAs vote against it.
September 12, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Remember, I'm not a Democrat. But I think it would be a good idea for the Dems to push a bill and title it something like the "Charlie Kirk Gun Control Act", and then sit back and laugh as the MAGAs vote against it.
Yeah, MAGA would never joke about someone’s murder. How dare you, you evil, disgusting leftists and Democrats!
“Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother’s eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye?” Matthew 7:3
“Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother’s eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye?” Matthew 7:3
September 12, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Yeah, MAGA would never joke about someone’s murder. How dare you, you evil, disgusting leftists and Democrats!
“Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother’s eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye?” Matthew 7:3
“Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother’s eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye?” Matthew 7:3
This is going to make a lot of people angry, but I still think it’s a valid point.
September 10, 2025 at 10:03 PM
This is going to make a lot of people angry, but I still think it’s a valid point.