Stewart Johnson
@stewarteestis.bsky.social
Estonia’s worst American comedian
Finally played “Zelda: Breath of the Wild”. It’s a game about several different races of people coming together to defeat an enemy and its minions that keep coming back, trying to destroy the world.
Couldn’t help but think of Russia, MAGA, and stupidity.
Couldn’t help but think of Russia, MAGA, and stupidity.
December 8, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Finally played “Zelda: Breath of the Wild”. It’s a game about several different races of people coming together to defeat an enemy and its minions that keep coming back, trying to destroy the world.
Couldn’t help but think of Russia, MAGA, and stupidity.
Couldn’t help but think of Russia, MAGA, and stupidity.
Just like MAGA, Russia accuses others of what it is guilty of itself. Russia is harboring an American who is a global neo-Nazi leader and whose group carries out assassinations and other missions for the Kremlin. (Link in the comments.)
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
US leader of global neo-Nazi terrorist group signals retribution for arrests
Rinaldo Nazzaro says detention of suspected Base members in Spain justifies ‘resistance … by any means necessary’
www.theguardian.com
December 7, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Just like MAGA, Russia accuses others of what it is guilty of itself. Russia is harboring an American who is a global neo-Nazi leader and whose group carries out assassinations and other missions for the Kremlin. (Link in the comments.)
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
The EU has a choice to make if this “treaty” is enacted, which allows Ukraine to join the EU but not NATO: create a unified EU military; and/or create an EU version of Article 5. It’s that simple.
November 21, 2025 at 8:06 PM
The EU has a choice to make if this “treaty” is enacted, which allows Ukraine to join the EU but not NATO: create a unified EU military; and/or create an EU version of Article 5. It’s that simple.
After Trump accepted this obviously Russian-crafted peace plan, I now believe more than ever that he blew Bubba.
November 21, 2025 at 7:15 PM
After Trump accepted this obviously Russian-crafted peace plan, I now believe more than ever that he blew Bubba.
This war shouldn’t be negotiated.
It should be won.
It should be won.
November 21, 2025 at 5:48 PM
This war shouldn’t be negotiated.
It should be won.
It should be won.
This peace plan for Ukraine is an affront to humanity, and should be recognized as such. Imagine a rape victim being forced to cede part of her body while the “peacemaker” profits from her hospital recovery. And imagine Russia keeping its word: not gonna’ happen. Shame on the US!
November 21, 2025 at 4:28 PM
This peace plan for Ukraine is an affront to humanity, and should be recognized as such. Imagine a rape victim being forced to cede part of her body while the “peacemaker” profits from her hospital recovery. And imagine Russia keeping its word: not gonna’ happen. Shame on the US!
I am an anti-fascist. If you would like to one day have signs like this in Washington, D.C., keep supporting that guy.
November 21, 2025 at 12:24 PM
I am an anti-fascist. If you would like to one day have signs like this in Washington, D.C., keep supporting that guy.
The Senate and House have now both voted to release the Epstein files, after months of working towards this goal.
We’re about to find out how much of it has been doctored and deleted, after months of working towards this goal.
We’re about to find out how much of it has been doctored and deleted, after months of working towards this goal.
November 19, 2025 at 6:16 PM
The Senate and House have now both voted to release the Epstein files, after months of working towards this goal.
We’re about to find out how much of it has been doctored and deleted, after months of working towards this goal.
We’re about to find out how much of it has been doctored and deleted, after months of working towards this goal.
My favorite movie is “Spill Bill Vol. 2”.
November 15, 2025 at 5:24 PM
My favorite movie is “Spill Bill Vol. 2”.
In the taxi last night from Dublin Airport, and the driver asks, “Where are you coming from?” I said, “Estonia.” He replied, “Estonia? I’m not sure I’ve heard of it.” I asked him, “What taxi company do you drive for?”
He answered, “Bolt.”
He answered, “Bolt.”
November 12, 2025 at 8:52 AM
In the taxi last night from Dublin Airport, and the driver asks, “Where are you coming from?” I said, “Estonia.” He replied, “Estonia? I’m not sure I’ve heard of it.” I asked him, “What taxi company do you drive for?”
He answered, “Bolt.”
He answered, “Bolt.”
Here’s the podcast episode I’m in, talking about all sorts of stuff, and bragging about Estonia.
open.spotify.com/episode/7IK3...
open.spotify.com/episode/7IK3...
The solo No Kings Day protest in Estonia (Season 12, Ep7)
open.spotify.com
October 29, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Here’s the podcast episode I’m in, talking about all sorts of stuff, and bragging about Estonia.
open.spotify.com/episode/7IK3...
open.spotify.com/episode/7IK3...
Someone asked me how it was to work at Bolt. I said I didn’t know, never worked there, but I do use their scooters.
October 28, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Someone asked me how it was to work at Bolt. I said I didn’t know, never worked there, but I do use their scooters.
“Mommy, the Putinists and MAGA people are insulting me again!”
—Oh honey, how do you *know* they’re Putinists or MAGA people?
“Because they either call me a clown, a ‘looser’, or a bundle of sticks.”
—Oh honey, how do you *know* they’re Putinists or MAGA people?
“Because they either call me a clown, a ‘looser’, or a bundle of sticks.”
October 26, 2025 at 12:39 PM
“Mommy, the Putinists and MAGA people are insulting me again!”
—Oh honey, how do you *know* they’re Putinists or MAGA people?
“Because they either call me a clown, a ‘looser’, or a bundle of sticks.”
—Oh honey, how do you *know* they’re Putinists or MAGA people?
“Because they either call me a clown, a ‘looser’, or a bundle of sticks.”
Damnit. Even if Russia collapsed, we’d still be next to Russia.
October 26, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Damnit. Even if Russia collapsed, we’d still be next to Russia.
Too often Americans think that it’s only the US that is getting ridiculously expensive. This is happening around the world, and it started around 2020. The guy at the market asked me for €29 for this. When I laughed, he said, “OK, €20.”
October 25, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Too often Americans think that it’s only the US that is getting ridiculously expensive. This is happening around the world, and it started around 2020. The guy at the market asked me for €29 for this. When I laughed, he said, “OK, €20.”
And World War II?
I get what @cnn.com means, but if you want to have a credible presence to counter right-wing news, you need to have better journalistic logic, or you’re just setting yourself up for embarrassment.
I get what @cnn.com means, but if you want to have a credible presence to counter right-wing news, you need to have better journalistic logic, or you’re just setting yourself up for embarrassment.
October 22, 2025 at 6:48 PM
And World War II?
I get what @cnn.com means, but if you want to have a credible presence to counter right-wing news, you need to have better journalistic logic, or you’re just setting yourself up for embarrassment.
I get what @cnn.com means, but if you want to have a credible presence to counter right-wing news, you need to have better journalistic logic, or you’re just setting yourself up for embarrassment.
Approximately ten people responded to that viral post by calling me a "looser". How can I explain to them that that is an adjective often used to describe their mother without offending them?
October 21, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Approximately ten people responded to that viral post by calling me a "looser". How can I explain to them that that is an adjective often used to describe their mother without offending them?
Confucius say, person who accuse others of having TDS, suffer from BDS.
October 21, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Confucius say, person who accuse others of having TDS, suffer from BDS.
Here’s the thing about me: I care about the Constitution, and I care about people. A lot of these people however get really angry about that last part. It’s almost as if they *want* to hate, and be hated. If they can be so intimidated by someone like me, that’s a major weakness.
October 19, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Here’s the thing about me: I care about the Constitution, and I care about people. A lot of these people however get really angry about that last part. It’s almost as if they *want* to hate, and be hated. If they can be so intimidated by someone like me, that’s a major weakness.
For people who claim to want peace, right-wingers/conservatives/Republicans/MAGA truly know how to hurl insults and threats. So far I have received 97 death threats, and I’ve been insulted (usually 1st grade-level stuff) over a thousand times. Because I said, “No Kings”. Twitter sure is fun!
October 19, 2025 at 11:18 AM
For people who claim to want peace, right-wingers/conservatives/Republicans/MAGA truly know how to hurl insults and threats. So far I have received 97 death threats, and I’ve been insulted (usually 1st grade-level stuff) over a thousand times. Because I said, “No Kings”. Twitter sure is fun!
More Northern Lights! Magical every time.
October 18, 2025 at 9:11 PM
More Northern Lights! Magical every time.
This is an incredible response! (Sound on!)
October 18, 2025 at 5:15 PM
This is an incredible response! (Sound on!)
Here’s my interview with ERR where I talk about my plan to protest today in front of the US embassy, and many other things.
Stewart Johnson: üks nali kartulikoore-juustest ja te tahate mind tühistada
Kas ameeriklane olla on praegu kurb või naljakas? Kui palju pisaraid on ta valanud Nursipalu pärast? Ja miks on oluline, et Ari Matti Mustonen USAs läbi lööb? Sellest ja paljust muust vestles Kai Väär...
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October 18, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Here’s my interview with ERR where I talk about my plan to protest today in front of the US embassy, and many other things.
Today I participated in the “No Kings” protest, here in Tallinn, even though I was all alone. I stood for an hour in front of the US embassy. I cannot accept what is happening in the US. This is not the country I grew up in.
October 18, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Today I participated in the “No Kings” protest, here in Tallinn, even though I was all alone. I stood for an hour in front of the US embassy. I cannot accept what is happening in the US. This is not the country I grew up in.
More translation work.
October 17, 2025 at 12:33 PM
More translation work.