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Clearly I know nothing 👇🏼

However I suspect that Jack will go on to be more successful than #ncfc over the next few seasons and this decision will forever be filed as a ‘sliding doors’ moment
If #ncfc win on Saturday, I’m 100% sure Wilshere gets the job.

If we don’t, I still think he’s odds on.

And I’m ok with that. If he was still at Arsenal and linked with the job, he’d be an intriguing prospect
May 9, 2025 at 5:59 PM
If #ncfc win on Saturday, I’m 100% sure Wilshere gets the job.

If we don’t, I still think he’s odds on.

And I’m ok with that. If he was still at Arsenal and linked with the job, he’d be an intriguing prospect
May 1, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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Cocaine monkey is my favorite monkey.
April 28, 2025 at 7:52 PM
#LUFC concerns over Farke’s EPL record would be understandable if #ncfc transfer dealings weren’t so tinpot. The guy was sent to war with a pea-shooter… twice
April 23, 2025 at 7:02 PM
If it were me, I’d be less pissed off about being dropped for a game for turning up late (albeit due to traffic) and more grateful that I was still employed after being nicked for drink driving

But each to their own

#ncfc
April 22, 2025 at 6:46 PM
‘Project’ = a get out of jail free card used to cover up underachievement / incompetence

#ncfc
April 21, 2025 at 3:53 PM
We’ve been shit since Delia and Michael stood down

#ncfc
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April 21, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Jurasek apparently can’t match the energy and intensity of a squad which has got the beach towels out

👍🏼🙂👍🏼

#ncfc
April 21, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Players out injured
Players who can’t last 90 minutes
Players who want to leave
Players who don’t want to but will
Season over weeks ago

This group is cooked

BUT surely JHT should still get something approaching a professional performance out of them?!

#ncfc
April 18, 2025 at 4:45 PM
As it stands I don’t like what we’re transitioning into

#ncfc
April 18, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Utterly shameful performance #ncfc
April 18, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Despite my initial concerns the Chinese commentary on my stream is actually an upgrade on Andy Townsend #RMAARS #UCL
April 16, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Me on comms:

“Kenny… passes to Burnley… it’s off Duffy’s arse… and it’s two”

#ncfc
April 11, 2025 at 8:04 PM
JHT is trying to play 4D chess with draught pieces

But on the bright side, I’ve seen away teams come from 2-nil down to win…

If only we were facing our defence in the 2nd half

#ncfc
April 11, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Suspect Onel’s omission relates to more than just liking a comment on YouTube.

But perhaps the ‘final straw’.

At @myfootballwriter.bsky.social we’ve had experience of how closely the club guards its communications and corporate image / messaging.

#ncfc
April 9, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Decent performance with a weakened squad…

Question for #ncfc fans though. Do we have ‘gears’?

Seems to me we play a certain way at a certain pace. Can’t remember a game where there was an obvious shift in intensity?!?
April 8, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Luke O’Nien: I’m such a character

Football: He’s such a nob

#ncfc
April 8, 2025 at 7:13 PM
That’s 20.

Dominated and could / should be ahead.

Market closed on Sunderland taking the lead before half-time

#ncfc
April 8, 2025 at 7:07 PM
K’onel

#ncfc
April 5, 2025 at 3:42 PM
LETS GOOOOOOO
April 5, 2025 at 3:05 PM
McLean and Duffy already playing rock, paper, scissors for “it wasn’t good enough” duty

#ncfc
April 5, 2025 at 2:55 PM
#ncfc Season review:

Us: pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass,
CHANCE… unlucky!

Them: pass, oops,
CHANCE… GOAL!
April 5, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Lino copping it from the home fans for a couple of throw in decisions. Fails to give a blatant offside.

Coincidence?

#ncfc
April 5, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Today of all days is a time to avoid X, where the Brexiteers celebrate getting less fucked than the EU, despite the associated impacts of all the tariffs on our economy
April 2, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Earlier this week my account here was ‘taken down’ by moderators for ‘impersonation’.

It was only resolved after I sent ID.

Quite why anyone would choose to impersonate a random City fan with a tiny following and bad takes on #ncfc is something they’ve yet to explain
March 15, 2025 at 7:06 PM