Steven Peterson
@stevenp.bsky.social
I make the apps that come on your phone
@caseynewton.bsky.social welp the people who said they wanted you to cover Grok on Hard Fork look like they’re gonna get their wish… it’s been an insane few days over there
January 2, 2026 at 5:13 PM
@caseynewton.bsky.social welp the people who said they wanted you to cover Grok on Hard Fork look like they’re gonna get their wish… it’s been an insane few days over there
A year is actually 525,960 minutes, so yes I’m both gay AND pedantic, which isn’t actually that rare a combination if we’re being honest
December 21, 2025 at 9:49 PM
A year is actually 525,960 minutes, so yes I’m both gay AND pedantic, which isn’t actually that rare a combination if we’re being honest
It’s almost time! Tomorrow I’m going to be giving a talk that’s a deep dive into SwiftUI performance, streaming live from Cupertino. You can watch live here: developer.apple.com/events/view/...
Meet with Apple - Apple Developer
Join us around the world for a variety of sessions, labs, and workshops — tailored for you.
developer.apple.com
October 29, 2025 at 2:02 PM
It’s almost time! Tomorrow I’m going to be giving a talk that’s a deep dive into SwiftUI performance, streaming live from Cupertino. You can watch live here: developer.apple.com/events/view/...
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my home vs my home 2 hours before a guest comes over
October 24, 2025 at 5:08 PM
my home vs my home 2 hours before a guest comes over
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Madonna:
✅ Best-selling female recording artist of all time
✅ Most successful solo artist in the history of the US Billboard Hot 100 chart
✅ Discovered America
✅ Best-selling female recording artist of all time
✅ Most successful solo artist in the history of the US Billboard Hot 100 chart
✅ Discovered America
October 13, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Madonna:
✅ Best-selling female recording artist of all time
✅ Most successful solo artist in the history of the US Billboard Hot 100 chart
✅ Discovered America
✅ Best-selling female recording artist of all time
✅ Most successful solo artist in the history of the US Billboard Hot 100 chart
✅ Discovered America
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My reaction when the hotel people try to explain to me what the “resort fees” are paying for
September 30, 2025 at 2:06 AM
My reaction when the hotel people try to explain to me what the “resort fees” are paying for
Some exciting news: On October 30, I'm going to be talking about SwiftUI performance at a developer event that you can stream live!
Register to see my talk and some other great talks about foundation models and battery life optimization: developer.apple.com/events/view/...
Register to see my talk and some other great talks about foundation models and battery life optimization: developer.apple.com/events/view/...
Meet with Apple - Apple Developer
Join us around the world for a variety of sessions, labs, and workshops — tailored for you.
developer.apple.com
September 23, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Some exciting news: On October 30, I'm going to be talking about SwiftUI performance at a developer event that you can stream live!
Register to see my talk and some other great talks about foundation models and battery life optimization: developer.apple.com/events/view/...
Register to see my talk and some other great talks about foundation models and battery life optimization: developer.apple.com/events/view/...
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The Comeback with Lisa Kudrow—and I’m thrilled a season three has been announced for next year ✨
September 12, 2025 at 9:37 PM
The Comeback with Lisa Kudrow—and I’m thrilled a season three has been announced for next year ✨
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I'm back in SF and actively searching the streets for Wily. If you see her, DO NOT approach her, just call me: 4152185520.
August 8, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I'm back in SF and actively searching the streets for Wily. If you see her, DO NOT approach her, just call me: 4152185520.
It’s been awhile since I’ve shared a Pretzel pic, so here she is
July 31, 2025 at 5:22 AM
It’s been awhile since I’ve shared a Pretzel pic, so here she is
Some big news for me: After 5 years working on Apple Music and other apps like Podcasts and Games, I’ve accepted a position on the SwiftUI team! I’m excited to expand my focus on SwiftUI to the framework side as a full time contributor. ☺️
July 22, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Some big news for me: After 5 years working on Apple Music and other apps like Podcasts and Games, I’ve accepted a position on the SwiftUI team! I’m excited to expand my focus on SwiftUI to the framework side as a full time contributor. ☺️
Pretzel’s discovered a new game!
July 8, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Pretzel’s discovered a new game!
Nothing reminds you pride month is over like having a car full of assholes scream “faggot” at you while you’re walking your dog and then having them come around again to do it a second time
July 4, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Nothing reminds you pride month is over like having a car full of assholes scream “faggot” at you while you’re walking your dog and then having them come around again to do it a second time
Pretzel finally barked for the first time today, in protest of the constant surveillance I’m subjecting her to
June 17, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Pretzel finally barked for the first time today, in protest of the constant surveillance I’m subjecting her to
The news is awful so cuddle with Pretzel instead
June 13, 2025 at 3:24 AM
The news is awful so cuddle with Pretzel instead
Hey I did a thing! Watch me tell you all about how to make your apps fast using the next gen SwiftUI instrument! developer.apple.com/videos/play/...
Optimize SwiftUI performance with Instruments - WWDC25 - Videos - Apple Developer
Discover the new SwiftUI instrument. We'll cover how SwiftUI updates views, how changes in your app's data affect those updates, and how...
developer.apple.com
June 10, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Hey I did a thing! Watch me tell you all about how to make your apps fast using the next gen SwiftUI instrument! developer.apple.com/videos/play/...
Tired: Wicked For Good
Wired: Wicked 5EVA
Wired: Wicked 5EVA
June 5, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Tired: Wicked For Good
Wired: Wicked 5EVA
Wired: Wicked 5EVA
Pretzel discovered a new friend last night!
May 31, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Pretzel discovered a new friend last night!
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I stand by my personal belief that if the Evita movie had come out in the present day, Madonna would be Oscar-nominated.
May 31, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I stand by my personal belief that if the Evita movie had come out in the present day, Madonna would be Oscar-nominated.
Pretzel had her first bath today and she’s all fluffy and fabulous
May 27, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Pretzel had her first bath today and she’s all fluffy and fabulous
It’s only been a week but I can’t remember my life before her 🥰
May 26, 2025 at 4:16 PM
It’s only been a week but I can’t remember my life before her 🥰
This dog is going to inherit all of my assets
May 23, 2025 at 1:13 AM
This dog is going to inherit all of my assets