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Steven Ortlieb
@stevenortlieb.bsky.social
I guess I need a bio? Cincinnati Reds, Detroit Red Wings, and an unhealthy amount of clinical depression. That encapsulates most of my posts

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Well that fucken sucked #LGRW
November 16, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Danielson has been robbed a couple times tonight. One of them has to go in eventually, right? #LGRW
November 16, 2025 at 1:40 AM
If you see a dude looking drunk and confused, come say hey #LGRW
November 15, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Hockeytown, I am inside you #LGRW
November 15, 2025 at 8:42 PM
My boy got food poisoning so I have an extra ticket to @wingedwheelpodcast.com night at the LCA tonight if anyone needs one #LGRW 

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November 15, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Goddamn, what a Moose rip #LGRW
November 14, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Every year a local brewery teams with a local candy company for a holiday flavor. Every year they knock it out of the park. This year is no different
November 14, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Who all is going to @wingedwheelpodcast.com night at the LCA on Saturday? #LGRW
November 13, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Here’s a bunch of media that I consumed in October
November 11, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Bill Murray liked evil Mr. Redlegs
November 10, 2025 at 1:13 AM
A little popcorn. A little peppermint White Russian. MST3K Manos: The Hands of Fate.
November 1, 2025 at 12:20 AM
My wife is currently experiencing a hereunto undiagnosed health issue, one of my best friends texted me that his position at work is being eliminated, my fridge stopped working, my tv remote stopped working, and I got a 12 hr ban from Twitter.

It has been A Day so far
October 31, 2025 at 6:02 PM
A little popcorn, a little bourbon. Ghostbusters.
October 29, 2025 at 11:50 PM
The only explanation for the dichotomy of the current Red Wings play and how they were playing before the off day is that we are clearly dealing with some sort of Space Jam situation #LGRW
a group of cartoon bugs are standing in front of a metal box
ALT: a group of cartoon bugs are standing in front of a metal box
media.tenor.com
October 24, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Is anyone else’s feed of the TNT broadcast have a weird strobe effect going on? #LGRW
October 22, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Just finished this book. I really appreciated the research put into the book but I was left a bit confused how they kept switching between the stories of H.H. Holmes and the architects building the World’s Fair.

I kept expecting them to merge at some point and they just didn’t #Booksky
October 22, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I will burn Toronto to the fucking ground, dude. I’ve got nothing to lose #LGRW
UPDATE: Lucas Raymond (upper body injury) will not return to today's game.

#LGRW
October 13, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I no longer have FOMO #LGRW
Seeing everyone’s pictures from the LCA tonight is giving me serious FOMO #LGRW
October 10, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Mickey’s “*sigh* I guess” pretty well sums up that opening period #LGRW
October 9, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I’m already annoyed with Moose #LGRW
October 9, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Seeing everyone’s pictures from the LCA tonight is giving me serious FOMO #LGRW
October 9, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Well goddamn, I’ve been personally attacked in a bar bathroom
September 19, 2025 at 1:22 AM
When I say I dress like a cartoon character, this is what I mean.

These are 3 completely different hats that I change in and out but wear backwards so they look the same

There’s a fourth one in the rotation but it has a slight variance to it
September 18, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Do normal brains retain dopamine? Obviously mine is diseased beyond repair because I could be having a great time and the minute I’m alone with my thoughts the meat sac in my skulls says, “You know what you piece of shit? Everyone hates you and you should probably end it all.”
September 15, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Happy to report that Spinal Tap II is actually a pretty fun watch
September 14, 2025 at 7:55 PM