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Steph Markowitz
@stephmarko.bsky.social
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I talk nonstop and if the sentences come out good I write them down.
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The office manager at my new job is a Girl Scout troop leader and keeps bringing in extra boxes of cookies.

I refuse to take more than one at a time, so I keep just standing up and walking over to take one every 2 minutes. Which is way more responsible.
May 1, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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People who reply-all to company-wide email blasts should be in JAIL.
April 25, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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somehow missed this, but I guess i’m one-issue voter now??
apnews.com/article/trum...
Trump says he has directed US Treasury to stop minting new pennies, citing rising cost
President Donald Trump says he has directed the Treasury Department to stop minting new pennies, citing the rising cost of producing the one-cent coin.
apnews.com
March 15, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Reposted by Steph Markowitz
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No more work-from-home, government workers, except for Kash Patel, who will run the FBI from Las Vegas www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
He told officials he planned to spend a lot of time in Las Vegas, where he was living last year. He ordered new decor for his Washington office and asked for his personal trainer to be cleared to enter the building for his workouts.
February 28, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Reposted by Steph Markowitz
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February 17, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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watching the trailers that play before movies now makes me want to SCREAM
and ik i’m a snob I own that but dude this cannot just be me
December 30, 2024 at 8:47 PM