stephenprounder.bsky.social
@stephenprounder.bsky.social
When should I renew my boat's dock assignment? Today, my berth day.
August 6, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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Finally doing my part calling MasterCard 👍

On hold now but it's pretty easy to just talk slowly once you get to a human being and act confused about why you can't buy certain things online with my card.

I then said "I think I need to submit a complaint?" and then I got put on hold lol.
Full list of GLOBAL MasterCard numbers!

(Please note the most recent version I could find is a few years old so some numbers may have changed)
July 30, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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Look at this amazing article about our efforts!!

We ARE making a difference!
Anti-censorship advocates flooding Visa and Mastercard's hotlines over the Steam and Itch.io NSFW purges claim it's having an impact as reported call center confusion turns to frustration in some cases.

It comes as games like Vile: Exhumed get banned.
The War Over Credit Cards Censoring Games Is Just Getting Started
Free expression advocates are flooding Visa and Mastercard call centers hoping to break through
kotaku.com
July 30, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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Anti-censorship advocates flooding Visa and Mastercard's hotlines over the Steam and Itch.io NSFW purges claim it's having an impact as reported call center confusion turns to frustration in some cases.

It comes as games like Vile: Exhumed get banned.
The War Over Credit Cards Censoring Games Is Just Getting Started
Free expression advocates are flooding Visa and Mastercard call centers hoping to break through
kotaku.com
July 29, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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We broke 200!

If everyone who shared send a message thats SO MANY messages

We CAN flood their complaints with messages about this

We CAN get them to stop this censorship campaign 😤

Lets keep this going

↻💬♡ and send those messages!
I know we're upset about itch, but they're not the only ones

Payment processors harassed companies bc of a 1,000 email hate campaign

But we can EASILY top 1,000!

I prewrote an email + got the contact info - you just have to send!

↻💬♡ to boost

We CAN make a difference 💕

#itch #censorship

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July 24, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Why did the skeleton want friends?
It felt bonely.
May 5, 2025 at 1:39 AM
If you recolor certain rodents, they'll give you a random number every time they roll. They're dye-ce now.
May 5, 2025 at 12:24 AM
There's a candy that will make you an exile.
It's a banish-mint.
May 5, 2025 at 12:13 AM
How do the martial artists train for combat tests?
Punch cards.
May 2, 2025 at 10:37 PM
If knotted ribbons denoted royalty instead of crowns, we'd probably call them reignbows.
May 1, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I try not to turn into a fish when I'm struggling. It's hard not to flounder though.
May 1, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Any day I get to have banana pudding is great. You want to know my favorite part of eating pudding? Pudding it in my mouth. Mmm. So delicious!
April 29, 2025 at 12:41 AM
What kind of noodle is good at being jokingly playful?
A Spaghet-tease!
April 14, 2025 at 7:59 PM
You can harvest asian tea from part of a plant monster's legs. They have chai knees!
April 14, 2025 at 6:40 PM
How do you start world building? Plan it!
April 10, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Why don't serpents wear clothes? They're snaked.
April 8, 2025 at 10:26 PM
An extended start of a story that tauts the benefits of wood burning fires. A prolonged pro-log prologue!
April 6, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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Silksong mentioned so @lionmight.bsky.social and I made a thing and you can watch it now.

#hollowknight #silksongisreal

youtu.be/iK-F6Z25C20?...
Hollow Knight: City of Tears (ft. @windyharper) | Violin & Harp Symphonic Metal Cover
YouTube video by Lionmight
youtu.be
April 3, 2025 at 2:26 PM
What's an ideal number of rabbits to get?
It's hard to calculate, just ask for a BUNch.
April 2, 2025 at 6:35 PM
How are rabbits like fractals?
You can find multiple bun knees on every bunny.
April 2, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Why are outfielders always bored when playing baseball against rabbits?
They're always bunting.
April 2, 2025 at 6:34 PM
What child's game makes bunnies drunk?
Hop-scotch!
April 2, 2025 at 6:34 PM
If all I'm remembered for are my jokes, then it still makes me punforgettable.
April 1, 2025 at 2:58 AM
What do you call a magical event planner?
A party-ficer.
March 28, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I worry about the mental health of philosophers. Their brains seem to be question-able.
March 27, 2025 at 8:23 PM