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Stephen J. Plant 🇨🇦
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The J stands for “J.P. Grosse”
Why does Animal Crossing New Horizons not have a picnic table? Are they not a thing in Japan? Was it just too hard to implement something that was both a table and a chair with the game mechanics?
February 17, 2026 at 9:08 PM
They’re making all these new character models; they had better do something with them. Personally I’d love a big DK-focused DLC for Mario Kart. Use Piranha Plant Pipeline to connect the Mario Kart mainland to an island full of DK courses. The rail-riding is well suited to a Mine-cart Madness track.
The DKC 1 Animal Buddies are all here 😉
February 17, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Listen, I appreciate other North American countries being thought of and acknowledged, but we really don’t want that guy thinking about Canada within the umbrella of “America”. Don’t give him any more ideas please.
February 13, 2026 at 6:11 PM
How is it that no client knows how to send a photo from their phone’s gallery, yet every customer knows how to take a screenshot of their photo gallery and send that? Isn’t it exactly the same process but with more steps?
February 11, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Does anyone remember “The Wacky World of Tex Avery”? Well I just learned that show had nothing to do with Tex Avery the animator. Kind of seems like false advertising.
February 10, 2026 at 6:41 PM
90% of all instances of the Mandela Effect are caused by people assuming they ever actually bothered to carefully read the logos they were already familiar with before they knew how to read, once they actually knew how to read, instead of just assuming the most obvious spelling was correct.
February 2, 2026 at 10:16 PM
The J stands for “J.P. Grosse”
February 1, 2026 at 3:48 PM
The J stands for “Jester Lavorre”
February 1, 2026 at 3:16 PM
My better judgement prevented me from replying to a stranger’s fanart of Yoshi that reminded me of Mr. Dink from the show “Doug”. It was good fanart, and I wouldn’t have meant that observation as an insult, but it might be weird for me to interject that as a rando.

Anyway, our little secret now.
February 1, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Oh “Hugh Morris” as in “Humorous”. I liked it better when I thought Nintendo just decided to give a clown a full first and last name.
January 30, 2026 at 2:17 PM
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All tourists in #AnimalCrossing wear one of two “tourist outfits” you can coordinate at the hotel. So I decided some of them are tourists and some of them are undercover spies. Now my island is crawling with secret agents. I don’t think Nook is going to be in charge for much longer.
January 19, 2026 at 7:53 PM
And now we just sit back and wait for the cash to start rolling in. #AnimalCrossing
January 28, 2026 at 3:56 PM
This is such an important concept to understand on the internet. I just wish the infographic explaining it wasn’t the most deliriously incoherent nonsense.
January 26, 2026 at 2:30 PM
I’m not watching trailers. Does Yoshi talk in the movie or what?
January 26, 2026 at 3:55 AM
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June 6, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I’ll be honest, I’m still confused what (if anything) the Nintendo Switch 2 Edition of Mario Wonder adds to single player besides Rosalina and Assist Mode.

Supposing I don’t have a party of pals, which new modes are still relevant to me?
January 22, 2026 at 3:41 PM
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What game style is this Detective Baby Rosalina in? #DBRposting
June 10, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Weirdly I feel kind of bad for my #AnimalCrossing villagers. We used to be a little community of friends and now the place is overrun with tourists who don’t stay more than a day. It’s like I’m witnessing the gentrification of my own virtual paradise.
January 21, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Don’t look at me with those big eyes. You can’t make me buy my least-favourite Donkey Kong Country game for a third time.

Wishlist maybe.
January 21, 2026 at 4:15 PM
I’m just begging Minecraft not to update the models of villager babies. Please I have like 600 textures to update for my pack if you do that.
January 20, 2026 at 5:56 PM
I’ve decided to keep all my #AnimalCrossing creations in one place, so here’s the thread:

Rizzo asked for a hideaway, so I made him a property called “Side Gig” where he’s dug a tunnel in the back room to rob a bank.
January 19, 2026 at 8:03 PM
All tourists in #AnimalCrossing wear one of two “tourist outfits” you can coordinate at the hotel. So I decided some of them are tourists and some of them are undercover spies. Now my island is crawling with secret agents. I don’t think Nook is going to be in charge for much longer.
January 19, 2026 at 7:53 PM
I don't think my followers have been curated for their appreciation of CBC's Vinyl Café series, but there's no wiki or discord, so you're the only people I have to trivia dump on:

The surname of the family is never mentioned, but in "Valentine's Day" we learn it contains the letters S,N,T,H, and M
January 19, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Since they added cooking to #AnimalCrossing it’s impossible to turn my sink off because the A button just opens the cooking menu.
January 17, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Don’t sweat it if your art output has been low lately. It doesn’t mean you’re worth less as an artist. For example I haven’t made hardly any art in the last several months and I rock.
January 16, 2026 at 1:37 AM