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Steph
@stephanelbow.bsky.social
· Nov 12
I regret to inform all of you new folks that I use social media primarily to be an annoying idiot - if you're here for thoughtful commentary, I provide once or twice a year. Maybe.
I do have a nice cat though lookit himmmmmm
I do have a nice cat though lookit himmmmmm
He seems to have forgotten that he shares the world's longest land border with the reason for the Geneva Conventions
January 19, 2026 at 5:32 PM
He seems to have forgotten that he shares the world's longest land border with the reason for the Geneva Conventions
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Reading that insane Norway message and thinking about how often I won't text something to my friends because I'm worried I'm bothering them.
January 19, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Reading that insane Norway message and thinking about how often I won't text something to my friends because I'm worried I'm bothering them.
My cat is zooted on gabapentin and stuck in a travel carrier and is still more photogenic than I am
January 18, 2026 at 6:10 AM
My cat is zooted on gabapentin and stuck in a travel carrier and is still more photogenic than I am
Ok on this luggage tag, that's phone and email, sure, but in the middle is that... A person for name? A map for address? I'm baffled
Thank you Christmas crackers for continuing to provide strange little things
Thank you Christmas crackers for continuing to provide strange little things
January 17, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Ok on this luggage tag, that's phone and email, sure, but in the middle is that... A person for name? A map for address? I'm baffled
Thank you Christmas crackers for continuing to provide strange little things
Thank you Christmas crackers for continuing to provide strange little things
Is it Odyssey release day yet
I don't really care about the movie tbh but I gotta see my husband in a blockbuster YESTERDAY
I don't really care about the movie tbh but I gotta see my husband in a blockbuster YESTERDAY
January 17, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Is it Odyssey release day yet
I don't really care about the movie tbh but I gotta see my husband in a blockbuster YESTERDAY
I don't really care about the movie tbh but I gotta see my husband in a blockbuster YESTERDAY
Hey so I need a gigantic antique brass diving bell the exact size and shape as the US. If you've got a lead on one let me know or simply place it overtop
January 17, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Hey so I need a gigantic antique brass diving bell the exact size and shape as the US. If you've got a lead on one let me know or simply place it overtop
My new year's resolution is to remember all the way to the end of the year that we're not allowed to go "2026 sucked, 2027 is gonna be great!"
January 16, 2026 at 5:15 PM
My new year's resolution is to remember all the way to the end of the year that we're not allowed to go "2026 sucked, 2027 is gonna be great!"
In 2016 I lived in Melbourne, Australia. I really did love it there.
January 16, 2026 at 5:07 PM
In 2016 I lived in Melbourne, Australia. I really did love it there.
You know what would be so chill is if my body could absorb all the iron and B12 it needs from the food I eat. SO chill
January 15, 2026 at 11:33 PM
You know what would be so chill is if my body could absorb all the iron and B12 it needs from the food I eat. SO chill
[With apologies to my friends of that particular inclination]
Americans!
Americans!
a woman covering her face with her hand while standing in front of a wall of televisions .
ALT: a woman covering her face with her hand while standing in front of a wall of televisions .
media.tenor.com
January 15, 2026 at 7:12 PM
[With apologies to my friends of that particular inclination]
Americans!
Americans!
Animal Crossing!! I'm annoyed at the spacing, I still can't hang things on partition walls, I keep hitting the button Nintendo insists is B... and I love it so much. WE'RE BACK BABY
January 15, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Animal Crossing!! I'm annoyed at the spacing, I still can't hang things on partition walls, I keep hitting the button Nintendo insists is B... and I love it so much. WE'RE BACK BABY
I had a dream I got a second cat and I named him Philip Seymour Hoffman
January 14, 2026 at 5:41 PM
I had a dream I got a second cat and I named him Philip Seymour Hoffman
Sorry but is this not the definition of babygirl I'm confused
THAT IS NOT "BABYGIRL"
THAT IS AN
EXTREMELY
and I want to be clear on this
>>EXTREMELY<< TRAUMATIZED
42 YEAR OLD MAN
THAT IS AN
EXTREMELY
and I want to be clear on this
>>EXTREMELY<< TRAUMATIZED
42 YEAR OLD MAN
January 13, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Sorry but is this not the definition of babygirl I'm confused
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Here comes the hurricane bitch!!!!
January 12, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Here comes the hurricane bitch!!!!
Well deserved 🥰
Wagner Moura is the first ever Brazilian actor to win a Golden Globe in his respective category.
See the full winners list: bit.ly/GlobeWins26
See the full winners list: bit.ly/GlobeWins26
January 12, 2026 at 9:42 AM
Well deserved 🥰
The internet would have you believe that the most despicable thing you can be is someone without a staunch opinion on every single geopolitical conflict in the world
January 11, 2026 at 4:48 AM
The internet would have you believe that the most despicable thing you can be is someone without a staunch opinion on every single geopolitical conflict in the world
Reposted by Steph
This is how they played The First of Us
🚨FLASH : on a retrouvé une manette de l'âge de pierre, indiquant que nos ancêtres jouaient déjà aux jeux vidéos.
January 10, 2026 at 7:21 PM
This is how they played The First of Us
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January 10, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Discord wants to know how you feel about AI.
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it's wild that he's just like HELLO EVERYONE I AM GOING TO DO AN IRAN CONTRA
January 9, 2026 at 2:11 AM
it's wild that he's just like HELLO EVERYONE I AM GOING TO DO AN IRAN CONTRA
People aren't afraid enough of moose tbh, that'd work
I wish authors wouldn't use wolves as bad/scary/dangerous predators/etc anymore. We have hundreds of years' worth of Western storytelling for that. Wolves are great and endangered and don't deserve to be treated like that anymore. Find another animal if you need one for that purpose.
January 8, 2026 at 11:04 PM
People aren't afraid enough of moose tbh, that'd work
Oh my god it's only Tuesday?
January 6, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Oh my god it's only Tuesday?
I've been making weird stuff with polymer clay since I was a kid. This year, my sister wanted a potato keychain, so I stared at a potato for a few hours and then made a tiny one from polymer clay. Pretty pleased with it.
January 6, 2026 at 3:54 AM
I've been making weird stuff with polymer clay since I was a kid. This year, my sister wanted a potato keychain, so I stared at a potato for a few hours and then made a tiny one from polymer clay. Pretty pleased with it.
The US can have Greenland if Stephen Miller can beat a polar bear in hand-to-hand combat
January 6, 2026 at 12:53 AM
The US can have Greenland if Stephen Miller can beat a polar bear in hand-to-hand combat
Having a truly shit day but my instagram husband blessed me with this story
January 5, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Having a truly shit day but my instagram husband blessed me with this story