Scott "Scoot" Meesey
@stepdadscott.bsky.social
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Stay fresh, cheese-bags!
Zero is our target number of Nazis.
Solvem Probler
Proud 2nd Husband
Step Father
General Jackass
P30-V
Stay fresh, cheese-bags!
Zero is our target number of Nazis.
Reposted by Scott "Scoot" Meesey
From old Funny Or Die sketches to the Golden Globes, Nikki Glaser has always had the best jokes
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Featuring: Nikki Glaser and Maria Bamford
Written by: Amy Schumer
Directed by: Mike Manasewitsch
#comedy #sketch #comedians #GoldenGlobes #standupcomedy
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Featuring: Nikki Glaser and Maria Bamford
Written by: Amy Schumer
Directed by: Mike Manasewitsch
#comedy #sketch #comedians #GoldenGlobes #standupcomedy
January 12, 2026 at 2:49 PM
From old Funny Or Die sketches to the Golden Globes, Nikki Glaser has always had the best jokes
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Featuring: Nikki Glaser and Maria Bamford
Written by: Amy Schumer
Directed by: Mike Manasewitsch
#comedy #sketch #comedians #GoldenGlobes #standupcomedy
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Featuring: Nikki Glaser and Maria Bamford
Written by: Amy Schumer
Directed by: Mike Manasewitsch
#comedy #sketch #comedians #GoldenGlobes #standupcomedy
Reposted by Scott "Scoot" Meesey
When you lose an eye, put it under your pillow. Next morning, you'll find an ivory bird totem. (It's your parents who do this of course.)
January 12, 2026 at 5:05 PM
When you lose an eye, put it under your pillow. Next morning, you'll find an ivory bird totem. (It's your parents who do this of course.)
Yeah, the "divine" will probably NOT be what you expect ...
We found a little piece of heaven here. It is black, smooth, oblong. It hums a soft, but discordant note, and we are afraid to touch it.
January 9, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Yeah, the "divine" will probably NOT be what you expect ...
From now on, men's briefs (aka "tighty-whities") should be referred to as "MANTIES".
#NoQuestions #WillNotElaborate #manties
#NoQuestions #WillNotElaborate #manties
January 9, 2026 at 4:33 AM
From now on, men's briefs (aka "tighty-whities") should be referred to as "MANTIES".
#NoQuestions #WillNotElaborate #manties
#NoQuestions #WillNotElaborate #manties
Okay, I'm re-watching "Jurassic Park". (duh) And as someone who has seen it in the theater and MANY times since then I'm embarrassed I never caught this before.
When Nedry's machine starts the "Ah, ah, ah! You didn't say the magic word!" Arnold actually says "PLEASE!" ... which IS the magic word.
When Nedry's machine starts the "Ah, ah, ah! You didn't say the magic word!" Arnold actually says "PLEASE!" ... which IS the magic word.
January 9, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Okay, I'm re-watching "Jurassic Park". (duh) And as someone who has seen it in the theater and MANY times since then I'm embarrassed I never caught this before.
When Nedry's machine starts the "Ah, ah, ah! You didn't say the magic word!" Arnold actually says "PLEASE!" ... which IS the magic word.
When Nedry's machine starts the "Ah, ah, ah! You didn't say the magic word!" Arnold actually says "PLEASE!" ... which IS the magic word.
January 8, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Reposted by Scott "Scoot" Meesey
New idea: competitive dreaming
January 7, 2026 at 5:03 PM
New idea: competitive dreaming
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Look at it from the raindrop's point of view.
January 5, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Look at it from the raindrop's point of view.
I would laugh my BE-HIND off if someone on The Great British Bake Off used Bread Week to make a Cthulhu.
#cthulhu #greatbritishbakeoff
#cthulhu #greatbritishbakeoff
January 4, 2026 at 4:33 AM
I would laugh my BE-HIND off if someone on The Great British Bake Off used Bread Week to make a Cthulhu.
#cthulhu #greatbritishbakeoff
#cthulhu #greatbritishbakeoff
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Make no mistake.
January 2, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Make no mistake.
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Unfortunately, my New Year's Resolution is 240p
January 1, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Unfortunately, my New Year's Resolution is 240p
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Thank your lucky stars. Curse your unlucky stars. Give a polite nod to your neutral stars.
December 26, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Thank your lucky stars. Curse your unlucky stars. Give a polite nod to your neutral stars.
Since Flerken (the fuzzy one) was being quite mean to the other gray sister, it looks like this is an attempt to mend relations. #catsofbluesky
December 26, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Since Flerken (the fuzzy one) was being quite mean to the other gray sister, it looks like this is an attempt to mend relations. #catsofbluesky
Christmas spoiling the cat. ❤️🐱 #chriatmas #catsofbluesky
December 25, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Christmas spoiling the cat. ❤️🐱 #chriatmas #catsofbluesky
December 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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I'm dreaming of a plaid Christmas, completely unlike the ones I used to know.
December 24, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I'm dreaming of a plaid Christmas, completely unlike the ones I used to know.
Christmas wrapping complete! #christmasgoals
December 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Christmas wrapping complete! #christmasgoals
December 24, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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