Lil Bootsy Badazz
@stealfreecookie.bsky.social
I guess I can start over 🤷🏽♀️
Black af ✊🏽 Queer 🌈 Intuitive ✨️
I ask people how stuff makes them feel.
Black af ✊🏽 Queer 🌈 Intuitive ✨️
I ask people how stuff makes them feel.
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My running list of celebrity guest stars on Law and Order, before they got super famous
Presented with zero context.
Presented with zero context.
If yo nigga dont kidnap you when you're stressed, get a new one.
July 16, 2025 at 10:38 PM
If yo nigga dont kidnap you when you're stressed, get a new one.
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Outdoor Afro is offering scholarships to cover the costs of anyone, at any age, interested in learning how to swim: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
June 24, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Outdoor Afro is offering scholarships to cover the costs of anyone, at any age, interested in learning how to swim: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
I wonder what its like to have a song based on pure hate of you become the official song of the black national holiday.
June 19, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I wonder what its like to have a song based on pure hate of you become the official song of the black national holiday.
AAVE! I didn't realize until I was an adult that I actually speak two languages.
What yall love about being black? (Only good things)
June 19, 2025 at 3:14 PM
AAVE! I didn't realize until I was an adult that I actually speak two languages.
And watch, here come the Caucasians, about to run the mf price up.
June 19, 2025 at 3:11 PM
And watch, here come the Caucasians, about to run the mf price up.
Dr Phil is a bitch.
June 18, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Dr Phil is a bitch.
Yall. The way im dragging towards this vacation is wild. I don't think I've ever been so tired in my life
June 18, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Yall. The way im dragging towards this vacation is wild. I don't think I've ever been so tired in my life
I have to hold my phone 6 inches from my face if im not wearing glasses. So.... it's not great 😂
For all my people who wear contacts or glasses…. How bad is your eyesight really?
June 11, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I have to hold my phone 6 inches from my face if im not wearing glasses. So.... it's not great 😂
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Let’s put it this way: I have doubts about whether I’ll survive in an apocalypse if I can’t get new glasses.
For all my people who wear contacts or glasses…. How bad is your eyesight really?
June 11, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Let’s put it this way: I have doubts about whether I’ll survive in an apocalypse if I can’t get new glasses.
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It’s so easy to celebrate you my love @stealfreecookie.bsky.social ❤️❤️❤️ we really did it big for your early birthday and there’s way more to come
June 10, 2025 at 6:26 PM
😍😍😍😍😍
Omggg I hopped on there last week for the first time in probably 15 years 😩
You know the economy’s bad when I’m back on Groupon, squinting at a “spa day” that includes a foot soak and a bottle of water.
It’s giving 2008… with worse vibes.
It’s giving 2008… with worse vibes.
a man with a mustache is making a funny face
ALT: a man with a mustache is making a funny face
media.tenor.com
June 9, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Omggg I hopped on there last week for the first time in probably 15 years 😩
Yall remember that article a few years ago that was telling Black folks if they go to Ukraine to help with the war to just brush off any racism bc most have never seen coloreds????
I think about that a lot.
I think about that a lot.
June 3, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Yall remember that article a few years ago that was telling Black folks if they go to Ukraine to help with the war to just brush off any racism bc most have never seen coloreds????
I think about that a lot.
I think about that a lot.
Bringing this article from 2023 back around.
it’s not you; they are
June 1, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Bringing this article from 2023 back around.
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Every day that this horror continues, I think of Omar El Akkad's tweet: "One day, when it’s safe, when there’s no personal downside to calling a thing what it is, when it’s too late to hold anyone accountable, everyone will have always been against this."
June 1, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Every day that this horror continues, I think of Omar El Akkad's tweet: "One day, when it’s safe, when there’s no personal downside to calling a thing what it is, when it’s too late to hold anyone accountable, everyone will have always been against this."
Daniel: *literally anything*
Mr Miyagi: IF JOHNNY HAS THREE APPLES!!!
Mr Miyagi: IF JOHNNY HAS THREE APPLES!!!
May 28, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Daniel: *literally anything*
Mr Miyagi: IF JOHNNY HAS THREE APPLES!!!
Mr Miyagi: IF JOHNNY HAS THREE APPLES!!!
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It's crazy as hell that the new York times wrote a whole article about tennis prodigys without mentioning the Williams at all.
May 27, 2025 at 1:53 PM
It's crazy as hell that the new York times wrote a whole article about tennis prodigys without mentioning the Williams at all.
Nicorette is really missing an opportunity to rebrand to all of these young vapers
May 27, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Nicorette is really missing an opportunity to rebrand to all of these young vapers
I got drunk off three drinks and instead of calling my ex, I emailed my doctor.
This is 35.
This is 35.
May 25, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I got drunk off three drinks and instead of calling my ex, I emailed my doctor.
This is 35.
This is 35.
I'm listening to this podcast about Spiro Agnew and I swear its copy damn paste for today's politics.
May 22, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I'm listening to this podcast about Spiro Agnew and I swear its copy damn paste for today's politics.
Is there a 2025 version of the Green Book?
May 22, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Is there a 2025 version of the Green Book?
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“Right quick” is quicker than “quickly” but not really as quick as “real quick-like”
May 20, 2025 at 3:38 AM
“Right quick” is quicker than “quickly” but not really as quick as “real quick-like”
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A reminder that there's a Black-woman owned site you can use to track the books you've read and want to read, in case you want to leave that *other* site.
#BookSky
#AmReading
#BlackBookSky
#StoryGraph
#BookSky
#AmReading
#BlackBookSky
#StoryGraph
‘Reading is part of my identity’: the woman taking on Goodreads owner Amazon
Software engineer and developer Nadia Odunayo created the social media readers’ platform StoryGraph and its popularity has rocketed
www.theguardian.com
May 20, 2025 at 10:26 AM
A reminder that there's a Black-woman owned site you can use to track the books you've read and want to read, in case you want to leave that *other* site.
#BookSky
#AmReading
#BlackBookSky
#StoryGraph
#BookSky
#AmReading
#BlackBookSky
#StoryGraph
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Date night was a success! Thank you again @stealfreecookie.bsky.social
May 15, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Date night was a success! Thank you again @stealfreecookie.bsky.social