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December 9, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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December 9, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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soulnero.bsky.social
kiss your homies~
December 9, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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what the freak is this hyena doing here... !!!??!?!?!?

angry beavers. self insert. LMAO
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Do it now
December 10, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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fieldexplores.bsky.social
No Children (Part 4) - Gator Days
No Children (Part 4) - Gator Days Transcript Panel 1 August is at the office on an off day for a work emergency. He's had to leave his son with a co-worker, Iris, while he takes care of things and has just wrapped it up. He's picking up Gustopher now. August: I'm done. Thanks for watching- Gustopher: DAD! Panel 2 Gustopher is filled with an unreasonable amount of energy. In his hand is an energy drink that says "INFINITE ENERGY - Insomnia Flavored". Mistakes were made. He speaks rapidly, loudly, and with no respect from proper sentence structure. Gustopher: IRIS LET ME HAVE ANYTHING I WANTED FROM THE VENDING MACHINE AND I GOT AN ENERGY DRINK AND IT'S SO GOOD CAN WE GET SOME FOR HOME AND WE WATCHED CAT VIDEOS AND IRIS YELLED AT SOMEONE. Panel 3 August stares at his son with a mixture of exhaustion, surprise, and just the slightest amount of amusement that he knows will not last. Iris hopes this will dissuade August from putting her in this situation again unless it is absolutely necessary. Gustopher: I DIDN'T KNOW I COULD YELL THIS LOUD! Panel 4 Iris: He's a good kid. Good luck. Gustopher: I'M SHAKING! Gustopher is vibrating. His face is not exploding. All things considered, August thinks that this day could have had far worse outcomes.
December 5, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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Trash Talk - Gator Days
Transcript Panel 1 Hannah and Gustopher are playing some sort of board game. Hannah seems confident that victory belongs to her. Gustopher has not given up hope. Hannah: It's over Gustopher! I have the high ground. Gustopher: Not if I roll a two or a six. Panel 2 Hannah is not concerned. She continues to taunt Gustopher. Hannah: You're a fool if you think you can win. Gustopher: I know you are but what am I? Gustopher is not very good at banter. Panel 3 Olivia and Liam are also at the table. Olivia watches Hannah and Gustopher yell back and forth while Liam is occupied with a book. His book is called "Book: The Movie: The Novel". It's the novelization of the movie based on the hit book called book. It's garbage. In front of them is a board with various spaces that each have a word starting with the letter "F" on them. Spaces include Fear, Fork, Feast, Fight, Flip, and Flee. The pieces are all supposed to be things that start with "F" but the game developers really stretched it for some. They include a metal cat that's supposed to be a feline and a little metal cup that's supposed to be a full cup. Hannah: My strategy is unparalleled! Roll your last pathetic die! Gustopher: You're pathetic! Gustopher is still not very good at banter. Panel 4 Olivia is beginning to wonder if she's been forgotten. Liam is unbothered. Olivia: Did they forget we're also playing? Liam: I like it better this way.
December 8, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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Self-Reliance - Gator Days
Self-Reliance - Gator Days Transcript Panel 1 Hannah has a jar of something pickled that she can't get open. She comes to her dad to see if he can get it open for her. Sadly, he sees this as a good learning opportunity. Hannah: DAD! Can you open this jar? Seth: I can, but I don't think I should. Panel 2 Seth: Instead, I should help you learn how to do it yourself. Seth is prepared for this moment. Having struggled with many a jar, he knows a vast variety of tips to help his daughter learn how to open these jars if she runs into this problem again. Panel 3 Seth is ready to tackle this problem! He is ready to impart wisdom! He's ready to be a good father! Seth: This is your chance to gain self-reliance and- Hannah: Papa, can you open this? Panel 4 Daryl has arrived home and immediately opens the jar. Daryl: No problem. Hannah: Thanks, Papa. Seth gasps. He's shocked at this turn of events! It's okay, he will soon forget all his worries when he gets some of the special treat in that jar. It seems to be pickled chocolate. Who can be upset about open jars when they have pickled chocolate?
December 10, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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Coming tomorrow!
December 10, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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a pair of tailhunters from the fanatic tarhorns
December 9, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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𖦹 give us a smile, fox
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Oh shit I need to de-halloween myself
December 8, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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Tfw when an artist who you adore's husband has you blocked on telegram for ??????? I don't. Know???
December 8, 2025 at 4:27 PM