David Lance
@staticgripped.bsky.social
MTG Nerd | EW:Workshop 2020 Champion | He/Him | Husband | Father | Nerdbird 🦅🦅🦅
OSRS UIM: WheresMyGear
OSRS UIM: WheresMyGear
Cause it gives dopamine.
Cause that loses dopamine.
Yes
Cause that loses dopamine.
Yes
November 20, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Cause it gives dopamine.
Cause that loses dopamine.
Yes
Cause that loses dopamine.
Yes
Did I slow roll upgrading my skiff because I didn’t wanna deal with making hull parts? Yes. Do I think they should make this easier for UIMs? Nope 🤝
November 20, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Did I slow roll upgrading my skiff because I didn’t wanna deal with making hull parts? Yes. Do I think they should make this easier for UIMs? Nope 🤝
Aka the perfect album
October 29, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Aka the perfect album
Yea I can’t keep track tbh it’s all been mush post MH3 at a minimum
October 13, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Yea I can’t keep track tbh it’s all been mush post MH3 at a minimum
If I was more invested in playing right now Vintage does look like it’s in a lovely place
October 12, 2025 at 10:18 PM
If I was more invested in playing right now Vintage does look like it’s in a lovely place
Missed EW 2024 and 2025…. Feels like I only missed one year looking at this Legacy top 8
October 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Missed EW 2024 and 2025…. Feels like I only missed one year looking at this Legacy top 8
Tangentially learning that Magic continues to go deeper down the nonsense direction that pushed me away is both incredibly validating and saddening knowing the game I loved truly will never be what it was
September 26, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Tangentially learning that Magic continues to go deeper down the nonsense direction that pushed me away is both incredibly validating and saddening knowing the game I loved truly will never be what it was
@minniehajj.minmaxblog.com screen philosophy?
September 17, 2025 at 9:46 PM
@minniehajj.minmaxblog.com screen philosophy?
It’s some truly insane behavior, like homie it’s your child too grow the fuck up and do the bare minimum. I thankfully have curated most of my life to avoid those sorta men
September 15, 2025 at 12:09 AM
It’s some truly insane behavior, like homie it’s your child too grow the fuck up and do the bare minimum. I thankfully have curated most of my life to avoid those sorta men
It’s me I’m in the group, send advice and cool things
September 12, 2025 at 8:02 PM
It’s me I’m in the group, send advice and cool things
You are oooooo so close! Get the cape and play the game ❤️
September 5, 2025 at 9:50 PM
You are oooooo so close! Get the cape and play the game ❤️
Now that’s the dream heavily invested role player, you love to hear it
August 18, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Now that’s the dream heavily invested role player, you love to hear it
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D&T has remained tier 0 or 1 through metas with Snowko, Arcanist, Ragavan, WPA, Sticker Goblin, UB with Grief, UB with Psychic Frog, UB with Troll, Vexing Bauble, Mycospawn, and to this day. The deck is always the most broken thing in legacy and just avoids bans by being hard to play.
I won the legacy showcase with DNT.
I'll make my thanks and a longer winded post later but yeah. Does not feel real
I'll make my thanks and a longer winded post later but yeah. Does not feel real
August 17, 2025 at 11:58 PM
D&T has remained tier 0 or 1 through metas with Snowko, Arcanist, Ragavan, WPA, Sticker Goblin, UB with Grief, UB with Psychic Frog, UB with Troll, Vexing Bauble, Mycospawn, and to this day. The deck is always the most broken thing in legacy and just avoids bans by being hard to play.
Steel Series Spectacular Vintage Battle for the Black Lotus!
YouTube video by DefCat MTG
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August 15, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Steel Series Spectacular Vintage Battle for the Black Lotus!
YouTube video by DefCat MTG
www.youtube.com
August 15, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Just hit 2k total on my OSRS UIM account, after an exhilarating bingo event I think it’s time I set my sights on maxing. Going to be mixing in some pvm goals as well to keep everything smooth but in the end I want to max
August 12, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Just hit 2k total on my OSRS UIM account, after an exhilarating bingo event I think it’s time I set my sights on maxing. Going to be mixing in some pvm goals as well to keep everything smooth but in the end I want to max
Whenever I talk about UIM without side people they seem to think wiping is something similar to losing hardcore status. It really isn’t that hard to avoid if you just play responsibly for the VAST majority of situations
August 9, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Whenever I talk about UIM without side people they seem to think wiping is something similar to losing hardcore status. It really isn’t that hard to avoid if you just play responsibly for the VAST majority of situations
Haven’t played Magic in 8+ months or something and Legacy is still suffering from the same problems. If and or when I come back I won’t have to learn anything new 🙃
August 4, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Haven’t played Magic in 8+ months or something and Legacy is still suffering from the same problems. If and or when I come back I won’t have to learn anything new 🙃
The refugee UIM commune in action, my wife just laughed at me and rolled her eyes when I was telling her “Nerds gonna nerd”
July 28, 2025 at 9:43 PM
The refugee UIM commune in action, my wife just laughed at me and rolled her eyes when I was telling her “Nerds gonna nerd”
Participating in UIM Bingo Showdown (a big RuneScape event for a specific account type I play) and lo and behold the event has even started and the discord is filled with people going on about how UB has torched Magic… I found a collection of disenfranchised Magic players
July 28, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Participating in UIM Bingo Showdown (a big RuneScape event for a specific account type I play) and lo and behold the event has even started and the discord is filled with people going on about how UB has torched Magic… I found a collection of disenfranchised Magic players
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This is a goddamn fucking embarrassment. Every single whinging asshole who fucking spouts nonsense about woke or DEI or whatever buzzword they use to cover up their white nationalism needs to be called out for their Nazi bullshit.
The "Jackie Robinson Day background" section of MLB's official press release about Jackie Robinson just notes that he was a first baseman for the Brooklyn Dodgers who debuted in 1947. Nothing about the how, the why.
April 16, 2025 at 2:01 AM
This is a goddamn fucking embarrassment. Every single whinging asshole who fucking spouts nonsense about woke or DEI or whatever buzzword they use to cover up their white nationalism needs to be called out for their Nazi bullshit.
And if you conveniently stand in front of part of the sign it’s my name ❤️
March 17, 2025 at 6:51 PM
And if you conveniently stand in front of part of the sign it’s my name ❤️
Reposted by David Lance
A joke for like a dozen people, thanks @staticgripped.bsky.social
March 17, 2025 at 6:20 PM
A joke for like a dozen people, thanks @staticgripped.bsky.social
Thank you for all the good people in my life despite the endless bullshit happening everyday it’s helpful to know that good people do exist and care, having a rough couple days
February 16, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Thank you for all the good people in my life despite the endless bullshit happening everyday it’s helpful to know that good people do exist and care, having a rough couple days
Very funny to me that the time I’m on a break from Magic is finally the time “Taxes” or slow midrange vial creature deck is a solid competitor in Modern
February 9, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Very funny to me that the time I’m on a break from Magic is finally the time “Taxes” or slow midrange vial creature deck is a solid competitor in Modern