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Brother Statec
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Dear sizeof(cat). Thank you.
November 1, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Uh oh. One of the high school dropouts from the #Portland #ICE incursion forgot his face mask. Anyone know this porn stache?
October 6, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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Hot take: shoot ice agents. They assault, kidnap, and rendition your neighbors with no identification and no due process. Extrajudicial problems require extrajudicial solutions.
July 13, 2025 at 12:23 AM
@kimmy.zip Low key I want to hang out with you
September 27, 2025 at 5:15 PM
There was no shooter. God just got tired of listening to Charlie Kirk and blew his fucking throat out
September 11, 2025 at 11:45 AM
New gender-neutral bathroom just dropped
September 10, 2025 at 11:46 PM
We should all start referring to the #EpsteinFiles as the #PedoFiles
September 8, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Remember that time when there was a 3% tariff on tea, and we were like "nah, no tea, thanks".
September 2, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Put the Trump Presidential Library and Memorial in Alligator Alcatraz
September 2, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Die, motherfucker. Die.
August 31, 2025 at 3:55 PM
August 11, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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December 22, 2024 at 3:17 AM
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thinking about the dems who said we can't abolish ICE as the Department of Education gets wiped off the map
July 14, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Hot take: shoot ice agents. They assault, kidnap, and rendition your neighbors with no identification and no due process. Extrajudicial problems require extrajudicial solutions.
July 13, 2025 at 12:23 AM
ICE is just mad because Mexico did human trafficking better
July 11, 2025 at 11:11 AM
No, Tinder, I didn't "miss" that "match" with MAGA the Hutt.
July 5, 2025 at 8:08 AM
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June 8, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Your choices are as follows:

Avoid conflict while they kidnap your neighbors today, then face the conflict alone tomorrow

OR

Stand up to fascism in unity and solidarity with your community today, then face the conflict with comrades tomorrow
a man is holding a red pill and a blue pill in his hands
ALT: a man is holding a red pill and a blue pill in his hands
media.tenor.com
June 8, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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Trump clearly want to instigate catastrophic situations so he can declare martial law.

Too many people talking about how he’s all over the Epstein list.
June 8, 2025 at 5:03 AM
The fact that Trump is implicated in the Epstein files is not news to anyone who's been paying attention. This is merely the first time that someone close to him has called attention to it.

Watch the conspiracy theories in mental gymnasts come out of the woodwork.
June 7, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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It's ok to use chatbots for everyday monotony like writing your wedding vows because this frees you up to use your creative energy for what truly matters: making powerpoints for work meetings
January 29, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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On his orders, his henchmen murdered my former colleague and chopped up his body with a bone saw.
Trump says he's going to ask Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman, who he describes as "a fantastic guy," to invest $1 trillion in the US economy
January 23, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Some men just want to watch the world learn
January 27, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Step 1. Identify that something terrible has happened
Step 2: Make up some crazy insane rumor about it
Step 3: add "and it's all because of the liberals!"

There. Now can we stop engaging with this crap for the next four years?
January 13, 2025 at 9:19 AM