Noble Savage
@stashgong.bsky.social
Half-breed phish fan. I like to move.
Bring me more of this energy.
I'm here outside Speaker Johnson’s office because he is starving families and gutting health care to cover up the Epstein Files.
Change my mind.
Change my mind.
November 12, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Bring me more of this energy.
They finally found a White Rock.
November 12, 2025 at 1:56 PM
They finally found a White Rock.
A little snow on the vehicles in Virginia Beach!
November 11, 2025 at 11:33 AM
A little snow on the vehicles in Virginia Beach!
The shitty part of the shutdown possibly ending is that I’m so pissed at the dems for caving but I just spent the weekend with my buddy that’s been working for free for 39 days, so I get it. Launch all these old fucks into the sun.
November 9, 2025 at 11:26 PM
The shitty part of the shutdown possibly ending is that I’m so pissed at the dems for caving but I just spent the weekend with my buddy that’s been working for free for 39 days, so I get it. Launch all these old fucks into the sun.
Does secret junta happen here?
November 9, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Does secret junta happen here?
Morning mug roll call with bonus grits.
November 9, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Morning mug roll call with bonus grits.
Race Day in Rosaryville!
November 8, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Race Day in Rosaryville!
In a pitch black portajohn in the woods.
November 8, 2025 at 10:28 AM
In a pitch black portajohn in the woods.
Hitting the road ISO singletrack.
November 7, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Hitting the road ISO singletrack.
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November 5, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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They come in threes. Hopefully it’s Cheney, Andrew Cuomo’s public life, and Chris Cuomo, mad with rage succumbing to injuries sustained having sex with a police horse.
November 4, 2025 at 3:38 PM
They come in threes. Hopefully it’s Cheney, Andrew Cuomo’s public life, and Chris Cuomo, mad with rage succumbing to injuries sustained having sex with a police horse.
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excited to read all your “Dick Cheney was from a time when Republicans were statesmen” pieces about a war criminal who shot a guy in the face and ushered in the Republican Party we have today
November 4, 2025 at 11:23 AM
excited to read all your “Dick Cheney was from a time when Republicans were statesmen” pieces about a war criminal who shot a guy in the face and ushered in the Republican Party we have today
Had to break out the block on some irreverent heads that wanna use today to give their cherished opinions on Donna.
November 3, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Had to break out the block on some irreverent heads that wanna use today to give their cherished opinions on Donna.
If you’re looking for some good Donna Jean to listen to today, she’s fantastic in the Scarlet>Fire
November 3, 2025 at 4:10 PM
If you’re looking for some good Donna Jean to listen to today, she’s fantastic in the Scarlet>Fire
Fuck man, Donna Jean. Me and @juvenilesuccess.bsky.social always sing her parts at shows!
November 3, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Fuck man, Donna Jean. Me and @juvenilesuccess.bsky.social always sing her parts at shows!
Tired & sunburned but oh so happy from a long weekend of singletrack and family.
November 3, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Tired & sunburned but oh so happy from a long weekend of singletrack and family.
Lol. The ultrarunning community went through this 15 years ago where milk producers were pushing chocolate milk for post training/race. A bad case of cramps/shits 15 minutes after drinking it put a stop to it.
November 3, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Lol. The ultrarunning community went through this 15 years ago where milk producers were pushing chocolate milk for post training/race. A bad case of cramps/shits 15 minutes after drinking it put a stop to it.
Good morning wooks and wookettes
November 2, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Good morning wooks and wookettes
Last weekend of lift service at Massanutten. Gonna ride till the wheels fall off.
November 1, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Last weekend of lift service at Massanutten. Gonna ride till the wheels fall off.
We’ve been spinning thrilling/chilling every year since.
October 31, 2025 at 9:24 PM
We’ve been spinning thrilling/chilling every year since.
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I hang my head crying, tears falling on my top tube. I whimper, "I'm so owned" as I look up at the brake lights of the car that sped past me to get to the red light first.
October 30, 2025 at 12:03 PM
I hang my head crying, tears falling on my top tube. I whimper, "I'm so owned" as I look up at the brake lights of the car that sped past me to get to the red light first.
I’ve never given this guy much of a listen until today. It’s like Zappa and Prince had a super baby. Dude kills it.
October 29, 2025 at 10:42 AM
I’ve never given this guy much of a listen until today. It’s like Zappa and Prince had a super baby. Dude kills it.
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I'm going to start a new political party. It's called Shut The Fuck Up and Feed People.
"But what if they're on drugs?"
Shut The Fuck Up And Feed People
"Or not really THAT poor?"
Shut The Fuck Up And Feed People
"What if they have a phone and nice nails?"
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND FEED PEOPLE
"But what if they're on drugs?"
Shut The Fuck Up And Feed People
"Or not really THAT poor?"
Shut The Fuck Up And Feed People
"What if they have a phone and nice nails?"
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND FEED PEOPLE
October 28, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I'm going to start a new political party. It's called Shut The Fuck Up and Feed People.
"But what if they're on drugs?"
Shut The Fuck Up And Feed People
"Or not really THAT poor?"
Shut The Fuck Up And Feed People
"What if they have a phone and nice nails?"
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND FEED PEOPLE
"But what if they're on drugs?"
Shut The Fuck Up And Feed People
"Or not really THAT poor?"
Shut The Fuck Up And Feed People
"What if they have a phone and nice nails?"
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND FEED PEOPLE
Just saw the lineup for the HD kids clinic. I already taught my boy the “crop duster” years ago.
October 28, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Just saw the lineup for the HD kids clinic. I already taught my boy the “crop duster” years ago.