Starlantzer
@starlantzer.bsky.social
If you want to learn some design for free for whatever I can halp. I also skate, bike, and laugh a lot.
I discovered Tajin and water today. My life is now forever changed for the better.
This….is why we need diverse people.
This….is why we need diverse people.
June 30, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I discovered Tajin and water today. My life is now forever changed for the better.
This….is why we need diverse people.
This….is why we need diverse people.
Had a strange nightmare. The woke up to remember the person I dreamed about is no longer with us.
I need to cool my stress the hell off.
I need to cool my stress the hell off.
June 9, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Had a strange nightmare. The woke up to remember the person I dreamed about is no longer with us.
I need to cool my stress the hell off.
I need to cool my stress the hell off.
Reposted by Starlantzer
At the ICE raid and subsequent community resistance in Paramount, California this morning, this skater kid ate dozens of munitions from Border Patrol agents, walked away slowly and flipped them off.
June 7, 2025 at 9:59 PM
At the ICE raid and subsequent community resistance in Paramount, California this morning, this skater kid ate dozens of munitions from Border Patrol agents, walked away slowly and flipped them off.
Today I did the Manitou Incline, 2768 steps from the bottom to the top. I took my time and luckily had amazing friends that cheered me on.
My body is aching but my mind needed this win.
My body is aching but my mind needed this win.
May 31, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Today I did the Manitou Incline, 2768 steps from the bottom to the top. I took my time and luckily had amazing friends that cheered me on.
My body is aching but my mind needed this win.
My body is aching but my mind needed this win.
Had the absolute pleasure of watching “Friendship” the other night and it was funny and sad to see the 9 layers of hell with male loneliness.
May 30, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Had the absolute pleasure of watching “Friendship” the other night and it was funny and sad to see the 9 layers of hell with male loneliness.
I visited New Mexico a few years ago, and this picture is a reminder to go back for a visit.
May 29, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I visited New Mexico a few years ago, and this picture is a reminder to go back for a visit.
Why did I save this? Not sure but they are adorable!
May 28, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Why did I save this? Not sure but they are adorable!
This whole ruling on if my job has funding is such s pain in the ass. The real reason is if it does or doesn’t there is still a part two that I gotta deal with that just happened before the Elon cuts.
TLDR: the general term of “fuck they kids has happened”
TLDR: the general term of “fuck they kids has happened”
May 27, 2025 at 2:04 PM
This whole ruling on if my job has funding is such s pain in the ass. The real reason is if it does or doesn’t there is still a part two that I gotta deal with that just happened before the Elon cuts.
TLDR: the general term of “fuck they kids has happened”
TLDR: the general term of “fuck they kids has happened”
Reposted by Starlantzer
Saw this sexy Heimlich maneuver poster at a taco place earlier
May 24, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Saw this sexy Heimlich maneuver poster at a taco place earlier
Reposted by Starlantzer
An incredibly important skill REQUIRED for being a mentally healthy successful creative is to practice going "That thing isn't for me, but I'm really happy for its apparent success!"
Spending energy on hating things and making that your personality always leads to unhappiness or self embarrassment.
Spending energy on hating things and making that your personality always leads to unhappiness or self embarrassment.
May 21, 2025 at 4:14 PM
An incredibly important skill REQUIRED for being a mentally healthy successful creative is to practice going "That thing isn't for me, but I'm really happy for its apparent success!"
Spending energy on hating things and making that your personality always leads to unhappiness or self embarrassment.
Spending energy on hating things and making that your personality always leads to unhappiness or self embarrassment.
Trying to be more positive as the internet is fully occupied by weirdos and negativity. So I did what was required of my job.
This doesn’t sound like a big deal but I was going above and beyond for a person who’s not been straight with me on my future at this org for a hot minute.
This doesn’t sound like a big deal but I was going above and beyond for a person who’s not been straight with me on my future at this org for a hot minute.
May 21, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Trying to be more positive as the internet is fully occupied by weirdos and negativity. So I did what was required of my job.
This doesn’t sound like a big deal but I was going above and beyond for a person who’s not been straight with me on my future at this org for a hot minute.
This doesn’t sound like a big deal but I was going above and beyond for a person who’s not been straight with me on my future at this org for a hot minute.
Reposted by Starlantzer
I made an inspirational greeting card with a spinning Ken Masters. So to all those frustrated out there: "Don't give up because I am... Shoryuken do it!"
May 18, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I made an inspirational greeting card with a spinning Ken Masters. So to all those frustrated out there: "Don't give up because I am... Shoryuken do it!"
Reposted by Starlantzer
Reposted by Starlantzer
First teaser of "The Wonderfully Weird World Of Gumball" new animated series by Ben Bocquelet.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7S6...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7S6...
May 19, 2025 at 1:19 PM
First teaser of "The Wonderfully Weird World Of Gumball" new animated series by Ben Bocquelet.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7S6...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7S6...
Leave that toxic employer as soon as you can. Your mental health is more important than their bottom line.
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼
May 10, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Leave that toxic employer as soon as you can. Your mental health is more important than their bottom line.
@mcuban.bsky.social how do you view culture vs strategy? If you see this holy smokes,hi!
In a pickle…basically have leadership who wants to basically gut the culture for their own gains. Maybe I don’t fully understand.
Also anyone else please chime in if you want. I can also give more details.
In a pickle…basically have leadership who wants to basically gut the culture for their own gains. Maybe I don’t fully understand.
Also anyone else please chime in if you want. I can also give more details.
May 10, 2025 at 6:06 PM
@mcuban.bsky.social how do you view culture vs strategy? If you see this holy smokes,hi!
In a pickle…basically have leadership who wants to basically gut the culture for their own gains. Maybe I don’t fully understand.
Also anyone else please chime in if you want. I can also give more details.
In a pickle…basically have leadership who wants to basically gut the culture for their own gains. Maybe I don’t fully understand.
Also anyone else please chime in if you want. I can also give more details.
To the grown ass man that had a melt down over pink text on a bike that his kid picked out…
I also might not be getting paid to deal with your nonsense to add my lack of…fucks #done
I also might not be getting paid to deal with your nonsense to add my lack of…fucks #done
a cartoon character with the words womp womp cry about it on the bottom
ALT: a cartoon character with the words womp womp cry about it on the bottom
media.tenor.com
May 9, 2025 at 12:03 AM
To the grown ass man that had a melt down over pink text on a bike that his kid picked out…
I also might not be getting paid to deal with your nonsense to add my lack of…fucks #done
I also might not be getting paid to deal with your nonsense to add my lack of…fucks #done
Hi Brittney, remember that time your job had you become an interior designer without the pay? Pepperidge Farms remembers. Though you didn’t pick the furniture, you have better taste than that. 🥹
May 6, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Hi Brittney, remember that time your job had you become an interior designer without the pay? Pepperidge Farms remembers. Though you didn’t pick the furniture, you have better taste than that. 🥹
Today I basically worked as a volunteer for my job that DOGE cut.
Why would I do that?
Because I am not going to screw those kids out of a kick ass time riding bikes together. And though my ED is an inept tool, those kids and teachers help make a dark period a little lighter.
Why would I do that?
Because I am not going to screw those kids out of a kick ass time riding bikes together. And though my ED is an inept tool, those kids and teachers help make a dark period a little lighter.
May 2, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Today I basically worked as a volunteer for my job that DOGE cut.
Why would I do that?
Because I am not going to screw those kids out of a kick ass time riding bikes together. And though my ED is an inept tool, those kids and teachers help make a dark period a little lighter.
Why would I do that?
Because I am not going to screw those kids out of a kick ass time riding bikes together. And though my ED is an inept tool, those kids and teachers help make a dark period a little lighter.
How to deal with existential dread:
1. Eat
2. Cry in the shower (can be paired with 1)
3. Melt down because pants don’t fit correctly after getting out of shower
4. Cry again
5. Pet a dog while staring into the void
6. Watch season one of Slayers
1. Eat
2. Cry in the shower (can be paired with 1)
3. Melt down because pants don’t fit correctly after getting out of shower
4. Cry again
5. Pet a dog while staring into the void
6. Watch season one of Slayers
April 30, 2025 at 6:29 AM
How to deal with existential dread:
1. Eat
2. Cry in the shower (can be paired with 1)
3. Melt down because pants don’t fit correctly after getting out of shower
4. Cry again
5. Pet a dog while staring into the void
6. Watch season one of Slayers
1. Eat
2. Cry in the shower (can be paired with 1)
3. Melt down because pants don’t fit correctly after getting out of shower
4. Cry again
5. Pet a dog while staring into the void
6. Watch season one of Slayers
Hi Bluesky. Just found out that my job was fucked by DOGE. Was part of #americorp and just let know an hour ago. Colorado is doing what it can to help…but fun fuckin times.
April 29, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Hi Bluesky. Just found out that my job was fucked by DOGE. Was part of #americorp and just let know an hour ago. Colorado is doing what it can to help…but fun fuckin times.
Reposted by Starlantzer
the golden girls in famous works of art: thread
April 27, 2025 at 12:12 PM
the golden girls in famous works of art: thread
Floofy dog cleanse for the timeline.
April 16, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Floofy dog cleanse for the timeline.
Reposted by Starlantzer
#OnThisDay April 16, 1995, "The PTA Disbands!" (S06E21) first aired on the Fox network.
Dir: Swinton O. Scott III. Wr: Jennifer Crittenden. EP: David Mirkin. #TheSimpsons
Dir: Swinton O. Scott III. Wr: Jennifer Crittenden. EP: David Mirkin. #TheSimpsons
April 16, 2025 at 2:48 PM
#OnThisDay April 16, 1995, "The PTA Disbands!" (S06E21) first aired on the Fox network.
Dir: Swinton O. Scott III. Wr: Jennifer Crittenden. EP: David Mirkin. #TheSimpsons
Dir: Swinton O. Scott III. Wr: Jennifer Crittenden. EP: David Mirkin. #TheSimpsons
Reposted by Starlantzer
#OnThisDay April 14, 1996, Skinner purchased fast food to disguise as his own cooking at an unforgettable luncheon with Superintendent Chalmers, when “22 Short Films About Springfield” first aired on Fox. @thatbilloakley.com #TheSimpsons #SteamedHams
April 14, 2025 at 12:14 PM
#OnThisDay April 14, 1996, Skinner purchased fast food to disguise as his own cooking at an unforgettable luncheon with Superintendent Chalmers, when “22 Short Films About Springfield” first aired on Fox. @thatbilloakley.com #TheSimpsons #SteamedHams