Shae
@starclowning.bsky.social
30 • He/Him • Trans Man
Shia, Shi, or Shay pronounce it how you like I just work here.
This will not be a professional endeavor
Shia, Shi, or Shay pronounce it how you like I just work here.
This will not be a professional endeavor
TPUSA.... toilet paper USA
February 9, 2026 at 10:52 PM
TPUSA.... toilet paper USA
Truly nothing more humbling than being in your 30s living in a college town. I could be having the most peaceful and beautiful morning only to find out someone drew a dong on my windshield overnight
February 9, 2026 at 12:55 PM
Truly nothing more humbling than being in your 30s living in a college town. I could be having the most peaceful and beautiful morning only to find out someone drew a dong on my windshield overnight
Had a nightmare that I met Ronald Reagan and he was an ugly twink
February 7, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Had a nightmare that I met Ronald Reagan and he was an ugly twink
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Please keep sharing this! Sign up to be notified on launch so you don't forget because let's be honest, there's like a million things going on in all of our lives!!
The preview page for my Starlit Unicorn hair claw collection is up now! You can't support it yet but you can sign up to be notified when it launches on 2/17 at 8 AM EST.
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#kickstarter #unicorn #supportartists
Coming soon: Starlit Unicorn Hair Claw Clips | Themed Collection
A collection of original, high quality hair claw designs. This collection is themed around celestial elements.
www.kickstarter.com
February 6, 2026 at 3:14 PM
Please keep sharing this! Sign up to be notified on launch so you don't forget because let's be honest, there's like a million things going on in all of our lives!!
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"Sure, ICE is bad, but we need to deport illegal immigrants"
No you don't.
If immigration enforcement leads to concentration camps and roving death squads, maybe it's time to just get rid of the concept of illegal immigration entirely. You've tried it, it's a bad idea in practice, so bin it.
No you don't.
If immigration enforcement leads to concentration camps and roving death squads, maybe it's time to just get rid of the concept of illegal immigration entirely. You've tried it, it's a bad idea in practice, so bin it.
February 6, 2026 at 12:10 PM
"Sure, ICE is bad, but we need to deport illegal immigrants"
No you don't.
If immigration enforcement leads to concentration camps and roving death squads, maybe it's time to just get rid of the concept of illegal immigration entirely. You've tried it, it's a bad idea in practice, so bin it.
No you don't.
If immigration enforcement leads to concentration camps and roving death squads, maybe it's time to just get rid of the concept of illegal immigration entirely. You've tried it, it's a bad idea in practice, so bin it.
The more I learn about the process of how unions work and the nuances of working with management the more I am realizing that what I am looking for, is to hit someone with a hammer when they suggest cutting healthcare benefits for employees
February 3, 2026 at 1:09 PM
The more I learn about the process of how unions work and the nuances of working with management the more I am realizing that what I am looking for, is to hit someone with a hammer when they suggest cutting healthcare benefits for employees
The quickest way to settle contract negotiation disputes is to send me in with a gun and a blindfold if they reach an impasse. Doors are locked until it's sorted out.
February 3, 2026 at 2:21 AM
The quickest way to settle contract negotiation disputes is to send me in with a gun and a blindfold if they reach an impasse. Doors are locked until it's sorted out.
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A lot of Dems are going to take Bovino and Noem being fired as the finish line, and it's very important to make it clear to them that it is a starting line
January 27, 2026 at 2:12 AM
A lot of Dems are going to take Bovino and Noem being fired as the finish line, and it's very important to make it clear to them that it is a starting line
Acetaminophen makes you psychic
January 27, 2026 at 5:18 AM
Acetaminophen makes you psychic
Hey! Help my friend by giving them money!
I'm posting this extremely last minute... I'm getting top surgery in a couple days and could really use support. Please read, please boost, more 🔗s below
ko-fi.com/coyotes_teeth
#mutualaid #transmutualaid #indigenous
ko-fi.com/coyotes_teeth
#mutualaid #transmutualaid #indigenous
January 25, 2026 at 1:49 PM
Hey! Help my friend by giving them money!
I wish more people of the creatives I follow on Instagram had a bluesky so that I could leave Instagram.
January 24, 2026 at 5:24 PM
I wish more people of the creatives I follow on Instagram had a bluesky so that I could leave Instagram.
I need to get back to reading gay webcomics again. That era of my life may have been peak.
January 21, 2026 at 9:03 AM
I need to get back to reading gay webcomics again. That era of my life may have been peak.
It's crazy to me when people thank me for working in elder care because I feel like a piece of shit who isn't doing enough 100% of the time
January 20, 2026 at 3:28 PM
It's crazy to me when people thank me for working in elder care because I feel like a piece of shit who isn't doing enough 100% of the time
I've decided that the new god I pray to is the mother snail who lives at the center of the planet with the earth as her shell. One day she will awaken and kill all of us blessed be the snail 🙏
November 11, 2025 at 9:53 AM
I've decided that the new god I pray to is the mother snail who lives at the center of the planet with the earth as her shell. One day she will awaken and kill all of us blessed be the snail 🙏
Post-election I'm learning so much, for example, Rudy Giuliani is still alive??? I thought he must be dead by now.
November 5, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Post-election I'm learning so much, for example, Rudy Giuliani is still alive??? I thought he must be dead by now.
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genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died
November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died
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They wasted soooooooo much money.
This account will be equal parts hopeful and gloating for the rest of the evening. To that end: Pour one out for the pile of NYC billionaire money that was utterly incinerated tonight!
November 5, 2025 at 2:43 AM
They wasted soooooooo much money.
Every rapper who uses the word 'faggot' in their raps is in fact a faggot. Case cracked 💪
October 29, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Every rapper who uses the word 'faggot' in their raps is in fact a faggot. Case cracked 💪
Being awake for over 24 hours and working two shifts in that period? Not the best, I would not recommend it.
October 20, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Being awake for over 24 hours and working two shifts in that period? Not the best, I would not recommend it.
A coworker who never talks to me just told me not to think too much and walked away and like.... she is correct.
October 3, 2025 at 7:35 PM
A coworker who never talks to me just told me not to think too much and walked away and like.... she is correct.
The rapture happened but everyone fucking sucks so we're all still here and it looks exactly the same
September 24, 2025 at 7:51 AM
The rapture happened but everyone fucking sucks so we're all still here and it looks exactly the same
Patient told me i can't eat peanut butter and jelly because I'm a man 😞
September 24, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Patient told me i can't eat peanut butter and jelly because I'm a man 😞
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i can't wait for the trump admin to reveal what causes autism tomorrow so i can get started on my autismmaxxing regimen
September 22, 2025 at 5:41 AM
i can't wait for the trump admin to reveal what causes autism tomorrow so i can get started on my autismmaxxing regimen
Tylenol being the cause of autism is even more dumb than I thought it was going to be.
September 23, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Tylenol being the cause of autism is even more dumb than I thought it was going to be.