Standard Tom
@standardtom.bsky.social
Definitely NSFW. You will see parts. The Standard of All Toms, and it's not even my actual name. Married to the Amazing Phil! I have a shit ton of cats and ADHD. I like nerdy stuff like science fiction and databases, and tragically uncool music.
Since retirement, I’ve developed a bit of my old belly again. So let’s mark that with a little Tummy Tuesday, for those who celebrate.
September 30, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Since retirement, I’ve developed a bit of my old belly again. So let’s mark that with a little Tummy Tuesday, for those who celebrate.
Without downloading new pics, where are you mentally?
August 31, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Without downloading new pics, where are you mentally?
I have a shower buddy! 😻
June 2, 2025 at 12:22 PM
I have a shower buddy! 😻
Repost with an image of your favourite James Bond ( wrong answers only)
April 15, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Repost with an image of your favourite James Bond ( wrong answers only)
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Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
April 9, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
Post your favorite #DoctorWho. Wrong answers only.
April 1, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Post your favorite #DoctorWho. Wrong answers only.
Post a ship that’s neither Star Wars nor Star Trek.
January 16, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Post a ship that’s neither Star Wars nor Star Trek.
Age yourself with your first computer.
My first computer was a Digital Equipment Corporation PDP-11/70 running the RSTS/E operating system, in 1980. Of course, it belonged to the college I attended. It was followed by the Digital Equipment Corporation VAX-11/780 running VAX/VMS. God, I miss VMS.
My first computer was a Digital Equipment Corporation PDP-11/70 running the RSTS/E operating system, in 1980. Of course, it belonged to the college I attended. It was followed by the Digital Equipment Corporation VAX-11/780 running VAX/VMS. God, I miss VMS.
January 10, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Age yourself with your first computer.
My first computer was a Digital Equipment Corporation PDP-11/70 running the RSTS/E operating system, in 1980. Of course, it belonged to the college I attended. It was followed by the Digital Equipment Corporation VAX-11/780 running VAX/VMS. God, I miss VMS.
My first computer was a Digital Equipment Corporation PDP-11/70 running the RSTS/E operating system, in 1980. Of course, it belonged to the college I attended. It was followed by the Digital Equipment Corporation VAX-11/780 running VAX/VMS. God, I miss VMS.
Fluffy and little unkempt from a few nights ago, but the light was good.
November 18, 2024 at 6:39 PM
Fluffy and little unkempt from a few nights ago, but the light was good.
39 and up club, drop a pic and your age…
62 here!
62 here!
September 17, 2024 at 11:58 AM
39 and up club, drop a pic and your age…
62 here!
62 here!
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #551,655!
September 17, 2024 at 2:48 AM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #551,655!
Bluesky asks “What’s up?” Funny you should ask…
August 11, 2024 at 2:17 PM
Bluesky asks “What’s up?” Funny you should ask…
Happy FCF to those who celebrate!
August 2, 2024 at 12:01 PM
Happy FCF to those who celebrate!
Haven’t done this in a minute or two. FCF
June 21, 2024 at 12:01 PM
Haven’t done this in a minute or two. FCF
It’s Monday, so here’s a laterskeet from the weekend.
April 15, 2024 at 11:46 AM
It’s Monday, so here’s a laterskeet from the weekend.
Happy Monday, folks.
March 4, 2024 at 12:19 PM
Happy Monday, folks.
Hey look, it’s Friday and my cock is fat. Anyone wanna put my knob in their mouth while I jerk off?
February 9, 2024 at 11:45 AM
Hey look, it’s Friday and my cock is fat. Anyone wanna put my knob in their mouth while I jerk off?
It’s been a while since I’ve done FCF. I wonder if it all still works the same way?
January 26, 2024 at 12:06 PM
It’s been a while since I’ve done FCF. I wonder if it all still works the same way?
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This is 62, and born in ‘62!
January 26, 2024 at 2:09 AM
This is 62, and born in ‘62!
59. Wow, that’s more than I thought it would be.
December 19, 2023 at 1:54 AM
59. Wow, that’s more than I thought it would be.