Standard Tom
@standardtom.bsky.social
Definitely NSFW. You will see parts. The Standard of All Toms, and it's not even my actual name. Married to the Amazing Phil! I have a shit ton of cats and ADHD. I like nerdy stuff like science fiction and databases, and tragically uncool music.
Take the C off the beginning, and that’s more like it.
November 13, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Take the C off the beginning, and that’s more like it.
Fucking awesome.
October 18, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Fucking awesome.
I’d like to try for 4 too.
October 3, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I’d like to try for 4 too.
Desk Lamp iMac. 😍
October 2, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Desk Lamp iMac. 😍
I’ve been in this shower ever since! 😛😂
September 30, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I’ve been in this shower ever since! 😛😂
Sounds good to me.
September 30, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Sounds good to me.
Alas, mere mortal jock straps will have to do. 😈
September 30, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Alas, mere mortal jock straps will have to do. 😈
You’d look goooood in that.
September 30, 2025 at 11:06 AM
You’d look goooood in that.
He is low-key my god.
September 29, 2025 at 3:54 PM
He is low-key my god.
Hey I wanna get in line for this too!
September 29, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Hey I wanna get in line for this too!
How about a boyish dad? 😂
September 29, 2025 at 3:46 PM
How about a boyish dad? 😂
What the fuck? 😰
September 24, 2025 at 9:50 PM
What the fuck? 😰
I’m need a hello like that. 😍
September 3, 2025 at 12:32 PM
I’m need a hello like that. 😍
It gets better with every rewatch.
August 14, 2025 at 1:36 AM
It gets better with every rewatch.
You might also enjoy the Netflix miniseries adapted from this. It’s very different from the original story, but is nonetheless beautiful in its own right.
August 14, 2025 at 1:31 AM
You might also enjoy the Netflix miniseries adapted from this. It’s very different from the original story, but is nonetheless beautiful in its own right.
Ummm, yeah, fuck this.
August 13, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Ummm, yeah, fuck this.
I’m going to have to see this horrific sight.
July 8, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I’m going to have to see this horrific sight.