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@standardparty.bsky.social
Long ago, cave-folk were able to splatter pigment all over the walls with no repercussions. But in the 21st century, a fella can't even have a Goya 'black paintings' room to himself without an intervention being held. Shameful.
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Hooked on the slime with no hope
April 30, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Hooked on the slime with no hope
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Last night and older guy told me "a clock ticks the same for everyone, but it's story is different for every soul." And I have no clue what that means
May 18, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Last night and older guy told me "a clock ticks the same for everyone, but it's story is different for every soul." And I have no clue what that means
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Call me open Micheal the way my Mic be ope
April 22, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Call me open Micheal the way my Mic be ope
Excited for nationwide interstate outages again due to this convention! Programmers are going to keep meeting at the only place AI can’t find them; the interstate!
April 21, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Excited for nationwide interstate outages again due to this convention! Programmers are going to keep meeting at the only place AI can’t find them; the interstate!
The evil guy?? Dark skeleton!
April 20, 2025 at 3:25 PM
The evil guy?? Dark skeleton!
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Bro shut up dude, all you know is doshaguma and lie
April 18, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Bro shut up dude, all you know is doshaguma and lie
@goboalean.bsky.social Forlorn, I stared at the abyss; and it kinda looked like me… #sculpted
April 18, 2025 at 3:56 AM
@goboalean.bsky.social Forlorn, I stared at the abyss; and it kinda looked like me… #sculpted
Chickens Sleeping - How chickens sleep at night time
YouTube video by Mother Nature
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April 17, 2025 at 12:01 PM
@goboalean.bsky.social I think mario kart’s price should go down, but gas prices should go way up. Thoughts?
April 15, 2025 at 2:38 PM
@goboalean.bsky.social I think mario kart’s price should go down, but gas prices should go way up. Thoughts?
My friends were worried when I traveled to the rich highlands of New York I would not be treated kindly since my lineage can be traced back to the Celts. Fortunately, I found my hosts to be most gracious, despite some comments about the color of my hair. I was then dipped in a vat of strong acid.
April 14, 2025 at 12:29 AM
My friends were worried when I traveled to the rich highlands of New York I would not be treated kindly since my lineage can be traced back to the Celts. Fortunately, I found my hosts to be most gracious, despite some comments about the color of my hair. I was then dipped in a vat of strong acid.
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Dude just checked and yeah totally think it got mixed in with the popcorn the other night, bro. We definitely chowed down on your gold posesh
April 13, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Dude just checked and yeah totally think it got mixed in with the popcorn the other night, bro. We definitely chowed down on your gold posesh
Thinking of making an ELDEN RING overhaul mod that adds Smough for no reason and doesn’t explain why he’s there. It’ll also cost 10 dollars a month
April 13, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Thinking of making an ELDEN RING overhaul mod that adds Smough for no reason and doesn’t explain why he’s there. It’ll also cost 10 dollars a month
@suikagaming.bsky.social I have a degree in fine arts from Cambridge University. It’s my prized possession and I need it to beat out AI in these trying times. However, I may have left it over at your house during the last “rager”, and I’m hoping no one made it into a paper airplane. Just checking in
April 13, 2025 at 1:23 PM
@suikagaming.bsky.social I have a degree in fine arts from Cambridge University. It’s my prized possession and I need it to beat out AI in these trying times. However, I may have left it over at your house during the last “rager”, and I’m hoping no one made it into a paper airplane. Just checking in
@goboalean.bsky.social I woke up and thought I could have a #humble morning. Then I remembered that you are currently jumping on the burrows of the rabbit people. You are about to awaken an ancient people, and I’m about to eat breakfast. We are NOT two peas in a peapod rn, bro. Don’t @ me.
April 13, 2025 at 1:13 PM
@goboalean.bsky.social I woke up and thought I could have a #humble morning. Then I remembered that you are currently jumping on the burrows of the rabbit people. You are about to awaken an ancient people, and I’m about to eat breakfast. We are NOT two peas in a peapod rn, bro. Don’t @ me.
@suikagaming.bsky.social Let’s watch clash of the titans bro. Keep being you bro. We should by a boat as crescented as this one
April 12, 2025 at 3:16 PM
@suikagaming.bsky.social Let’s watch clash of the titans bro. Keep being you bro. We should by a boat as crescented as this one
How I feel about life atm. (At the moment).
April 12, 2025 at 3:49 AM
How I feel about life atm. (At the moment).
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@suikagaming.bsky.social You absolute Dindolod. I will watch the empire you ride on crumple into soapstone. Stop pretending you aren't a bot account, it's hurting my head.
April 11, 2025 at 8:11 AM
@suikagaming.bsky.social You absolute Dindolod. I will watch the empire you ride on crumple into soapstone. Stop pretending you aren't a bot account, it's hurting my head.
All my dn d plyers SUCK! I gave them four branching paths and separate philosophies to choose from and $CHA-CHING; (they killed them all). This is ALL @goboalean.bsky.social ‘s FAULT. DM HIM NOSE PICTURES
April 11, 2025 at 5:52 AM
All my dn d plyers SUCK! I gave them four branching paths and separate philosophies to choose from and $CHA-CHING; (they killed them all). This is ALL @goboalean.bsky.social ‘s FAULT. DM HIM NOSE PICTURES
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@standardparty.bsky.social a wolf doesn't feel the storm, he becomes it. A lion misses the urinal on purpose (I'm the lion)
April 11, 2025 at 3:03 AM
@standardparty.bsky.social a wolf doesn't feel the storm, he becomes it. A lion misses the urinal on purpose (I'm the lion)
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Anybody wanna play outside after work
April 10, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Anybody wanna play outside after work