Goboalean
@goboalean.bsky.social
My Instagram is https://www.instagram.com/tripjr03?igsh=MWduMHNidjd3ZGl6eQ==
Used to work in a dracula factory, making little plastic draculas. But there was only two of us working there so I had to really make every second count.
December 17, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Used to work in a dracula factory, making little plastic draculas. But there was only two of us working there so I had to really make every second count.
A white boy in motion stays in motion -Issac Asimov
December 3, 2025 at 4:56 PM
A white boy in motion stays in motion -Issac Asimov
"Facts brother, so true my friend"
November 18, 2025 at 1:29 AM
"Facts brother, so true my friend"
Elves be like: "but shes a gold digger!"
Yeah, I hope so..
Yeah, I hope so..
November 17, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Elves be like: "but shes a gold digger!"
Yeah, I hope so..
Yeah, I hope so..
Source?
Divine intuition, gut instinct, cryptic symbolism from my dreams, and a hunch.
Divine intuition, gut instinct, cryptic symbolism from my dreams, and a hunch.
November 17, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Source?
Divine intuition, gut instinct, cryptic symbolism from my dreams, and a hunch.
Divine intuition, gut instinct, cryptic symbolism from my dreams, and a hunch.
God killed the dinosaurs because they took to long to come up with Alice in Chains
November 16, 2025 at 3:01 AM
God killed the dinosaurs because they took to long to come up with Alice in Chains
No i will not turn my music down.
Yes it will be the same Epic Rap Battles of History video on repeat.
Yes it will be the same Epic Rap Battles of History video on repeat.
November 15, 2025 at 8:50 AM
No i will not turn my music down.
Yes it will be the same Epic Rap Battles of History video on repeat.
Yes it will be the same Epic Rap Battles of History video on repeat.
Its 7pm and the main hatch-way seems to be holding up pretty well
Its been good to know ya, fellas
Its been good to know ya, fellas
November 14, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Its 7pm and the main hatch-way seems to be holding up pretty well
Its been good to know ya, fellas
Its been good to know ya, fellas
Give a man a fish, feed him for a day, give a man 2 fish, feed him for two days, give a man 3 fish, feed him for three days, give a man 4 fish, feed him for four days, give a man 5 fish, feed him for five days, give a man 6 fish, feed him for six days, give a man 7 fish, feed him for seven days....
November 13, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Give a man a fish, feed him for a day, give a man 2 fish, feed him for two days, give a man 3 fish, feed him for three days, give a man 4 fish, feed him for four days, give a man 5 fish, feed him for five days, give a man 6 fish, feed him for six days, give a man 7 fish, feed him for seven days....
The best part of work is hitting the Von Duprin 98/99 series grooved case rim exit device after a long day
November 4, 2025 at 7:05 PM
The best part of work is hitting the Von Duprin 98/99 series grooved case rim exit device after a long day
How i feel throwing a lawn dart into my bosses chest at 96 mph
October 28, 2025 at 10:13 PM
How i feel throwing a lawn dart into my bosses chest at 96 mph
And for my next trick i will turn an $2400 paycheck into $126.37 for groceries!
October 26, 2025 at 1:14 AM
And for my next trick i will turn an $2400 paycheck into $126.37 for groceries!
Remember to use all 60 minutes of your 30 minutes work break, you know what, just go home and take a nap, you've earned it
October 22, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Remember to use all 60 minutes of your 30 minutes work break, you know what, just go home and take a nap, you've earned it
Whenever Napoleon Bonaparte won a battle he would famously jump up and down while slapping his belly
October 21, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Whenever Napoleon Bonaparte won a battle he would famously jump up and down while slapping his belly
I feel you jo-hanna! I feel you!
I'll steal ya jo-hanna I will steal you!
Yahoo yee haw
I'll steal ya jo-hanna I will steal you!
Yahoo yee haw
October 19, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I feel you jo-hanna! I feel you!
I'll steal ya jo-hanna I will steal you!
Yahoo yee haw
I'll steal ya jo-hanna I will steal you!
Yahoo yee haw
The devil whispered in my ear "you can't withstand the storm"
I told him back, "dude, I love your eggs"
I told him back, "dude, I love your eggs"
October 19, 2025 at 4:01 AM
The devil whispered in my ear "you can't withstand the storm"
I told him back, "dude, I love your eggs"
I told him back, "dude, I love your eggs"
Heading to the public rest station to unload cargo and do a perimeter sweep on my 6
October 19, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Heading to the public rest station to unload cargo and do a perimeter sweep on my 6
Enjoying nature > killing people and eating their remains
Honestly
Honestly
October 8, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Enjoying nature > killing people and eating their remains
Honestly
Honestly
The amount of cookies this "cookie" monster wastes with his pathetic excuse for chewing makes me sick
You can't do that it's disgusting
You can't do that it's disgusting
October 5, 2025 at 8:51 AM
The amount of cookies this "cookie" monster wastes with his pathetic excuse for chewing makes me sick
You can't do that it's disgusting
You can't do that it's disgusting
Had to roll the window down because the cold night air was extra curious
October 5, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Had to roll the window down because the cold night air was extra curious
Did you know?
Famous youtuber Tripjr was named the richest person in Mt. Ayr Iowa with a combined wealth of $36?
Famous youtuber Tripjr was named the richest person in Mt. Ayr Iowa with a combined wealth of $36?
September 30, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Did you know?
Famous youtuber Tripjr was named the richest person in Mt. Ayr Iowa with a combined wealth of $36?
Famous youtuber Tripjr was named the richest person in Mt. Ayr Iowa with a combined wealth of $36?
General Custer is kinda dumb for showing up to a battle literally called "Custers Last Stand"
September 27, 2025 at 4:40 PM
General Custer is kinda dumb for showing up to a battle literally called "Custers Last Stand"
Make sure to stay up as needlessly late as possible, to make sure the next day is as horrible and hard as possible.
September 22, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Make sure to stay up as needlessly late as possible, to make sure the next day is as horrible and hard as possible.
And to my children, I leave 43 crumpled up grocery bags inside another grocery bag
September 21, 2025 at 12:47 AM
And to my children, I leave 43 crumpled up grocery bags inside another grocery bag
Do you remember when it used to be? Because nowaday, everyday always. But back when I was, I would always think, everyday. But now years, months even, it's getting more, but not always
My point is just, sometimes growing up when.
My point is just, sometimes growing up when.
September 20, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Do you remember when it used to be? Because nowaday, everyday always. But back when I was, I would always think, everyday. But now years, months even, it's getting more, but not always
My point is just, sometimes growing up when.
My point is just, sometimes growing up when.