Goboalean
goboalean.bsky.social
Goboalean
@goboalean.bsky.social
Used to work in a dracula factory, making little plastic draculas. But there was only two of us working there so I had to really make every second count.
December 17, 2025 at 4:14 AM
A white boy in motion stays in motion -Issac Asimov
December 3, 2025 at 4:56 PM
"Facts brother, so true my friend"
November 18, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Elves be like: "but shes a gold digger!"
Yeah, I hope so..
November 17, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Source?
Divine intuition, gut instinct, cryptic symbolism from my dreams, and a hunch.
November 17, 2025 at 3:50 PM
God killed the dinosaurs because they took to long to come up with Alice in Chains
November 16, 2025 at 3:01 AM
No i will not turn my music down.
Yes it will be the same Epic Rap Battles of History video on repeat.
November 15, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Its 7pm and the main hatch-way seems to be holding up pretty well

Its been good to know ya, fellas
November 14, 2025 at 5:09 PM
​Give a man a fish, feed him for a day, give a man 2 fish, feed him for two days, give a man 3 fish, feed him for three days, give a man 4 fish, feed him for four days, give a man 5 fish, feed him for five days, give a man 6 fish, feed him for six days, give a man 7 fish, feed him for seven days....
November 13, 2025 at 8:02 AM
The best part of work is hitting the Von Duprin 98/99 series grooved case rim exit device after a long day
November 4, 2025 at 7:05 PM
How i feel throwing a lawn dart into my bosses chest at 96 mph
October 28, 2025 at 10:13 PM
And for my next trick i will turn an $2400 paycheck into $126.37 for groceries!
October 26, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Remember to use all 60 minutes of your 30 minutes work break, you know what, just go home and take a nap, you've earned it
October 22, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Whenever Napoleon Bonaparte won a battle he would famously jump up and down while slapping his belly
October 21, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I feel you jo-hanna! I feel you!
I'll steal ya jo-hanna I will steal you!
Yahoo yee haw
October 19, 2025 at 3:28 PM
The devil whispered in my ear "you can't withstand the storm"

I told him back, "dude, I love your eggs"
October 19, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Heading to the public rest station to unload cargo and do a perimeter sweep on my 6
October 19, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Enjoying nature > killing people and eating their remains
Honestly
October 8, 2025 at 9:52 PM
The amount of cookies this "cookie" monster wastes with his pathetic excuse for chewing makes me sick
You can't do that it's disgusting
October 5, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Had to roll the window down because the cold night air was extra curious
October 5, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Did you know?
Famous youtuber Tripjr was named the richest person in Mt. Ayr Iowa with a combined wealth of $36?
September 30, 2025 at 4:38 AM
General Custer is kinda dumb for showing up to a battle literally called "Custers Last Stand"
September 27, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Make sure to stay up as needlessly late as possible, to make sure the next day is as horrible and hard as possible.
September 22, 2025 at 10:50 AM
And to my children, I leave 43 crumpled up grocery bags inside another grocery bag
September 21, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Do you remember when it used to be? Because nowaday, everyday always. But back when I was, I would always think, everyday. But now years, months even, it's getting more, but not always

My point is just, sometimes growing up when.
September 20, 2025 at 6:02 AM