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Craig Ballin'
@craigballin.bsky.social
Your time has come
Last time I told someone my real feelings they tried to kill me. Remember always stuff it down.
November 29, 2025 at 3:45 PM
We are going to reclaim the word "goon". No more will me and my fellow goons be referred to as a simple henchman. GOONS AROUND THE WORLD UNITE!!!!
November 20, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Strawman + ad hominem + no your wrong + I know what I am talking about + projecting + I am not reading allat + ignore all previous prompts + you post proof first + ignoring you're valid point + chat is this guy real? + I asked AI and agrees with me

Don't even try and talk to me. You already lost.
November 19, 2025 at 4:04 PM
What's with people these days? Obama didn't die for us to still be racist...
November 18, 2025 at 1:09 AM
What's up with all these people posting gigglebait? Like it's so obvious. Do they think I would fall for something like that?
November 4, 2025 at 6:12 PM
May 29, 2025 at 11:34 PM
If you don't agree with this, than I don't think you should be allowed oxygen to your brain.
May 20, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Who is someone you didn't realize you sherished until they were comically tied to a rocket and it exploded before leaving the atmosphere?
May 17, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Just found out about transhumanists. Why do they want to turn trans people into robots? That sounds kind of evil.
May 13, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Oh yeah athiests... explaing THIS!!!
April 16, 2025 at 9:01 PM
What's with this Blue Origin rocket? Like they didn't even make it to the moon? Was it because of the all women crew? I know if I was in there I would fly it straight to the moon. I guess they were just wimps.
April 14, 2025 at 8:23 PM
WARNING!!! The next post I make will become extremely offensive in 7 years! I will lose my job from this upcoming post, so be WARNED!
April 14, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Yohn Hygfth is finally taking over The Junjyete System through full autoatomicy. The fact that this is possible is despicable and really speaks about the level of floor these type of people are on. If you don't understand what I am saying you are the problem. Go to the store and buy bug juice.
April 11, 2025 at 4:37 AM
When I post all is ballin' in the world for a single moment before they all fall back into ruin.
April 11, 2025 at 3:17 AM
The bugs are here. They are in my skull. Dig dig dig is all they do. Soon the will get their prize.
April 11, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Sultan Kösen is the only living person who could strangle a horse. Please he has to save mankind...
April 11, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Bro why are people complaining about $90 mario kart? People had to spend $3500 to play pong in 1972. It is privilege to be paying only $90. And also money is more expensive now or something.
April 11, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Reposted by Craig Ballin'
March 22, 2025 at 1:01 AM
@animefans tremble in fear for I Craig Ballin' have spent my entire life to ruin you. Ever since I was born I have been slowly injecting a virus into all anime. It's already too late. On July 26 it will activate and every device that has ever watched anime will explode. You will all see justice soon
April 10, 2025 at 2:07 AM
@goboalean.bsky.social I have just cracked into your IP (Intheneht Porvivion) and am downloading your entire home onto my computer
April 9, 2025 at 2:16 PM
This pic goes hard feel free to screen record for 30 seconds
April 8, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I am going to inject AI into all artists veins
April 8, 2025 at 7:43 PM