Stalking Goat
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Quiet on my feet but not actually a goat.
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Talk not to me of blasphemy, man; I’d strike the sun if it insulted me.
October 16, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Talk not to me of blasphemy, man; I’d strike the sun if it insulted me.
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DHS is recruiting using a not-so-subtle reference to a 1978 book from white nationalist William Gayley Simpson, Which Way Western Man?
Simpson's book was released under an imprint associated with the National Alliance, founded by Turner Diaries author William Luther Pierce.
Simpson's book was released under an imprint associated with the National Alliance, founded by Turner Diaries author William Luther Pierce.
August 12, 2025 at 3:21 PM
DHS is recruiting using a not-so-subtle reference to a 1978 book from white nationalist William Gayley Simpson, Which Way Western Man?
Simpson's book was released under an imprint associated with the National Alliance, founded by Turner Diaries author William Luther Pierce.
Simpson's book was released under an imprint associated with the National Alliance, founded by Turner Diaries author William Luther Pierce.
I know I've stayed up too late when the cat tries to get me to go to bed.
July 3, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I know I've stayed up too late when the cat tries to get me to go to bed.
I own five different polo shirts, and I work five days per week. This isn't rocket science.
July 2, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I own five different polo shirts, and I work five days per week. This isn't rocket science.
Wife: "Honey, do you have a pocket to hold my phone?"
Me: "I have NINE pockets. I can carry your phone."
Wife: "It's not fair!"
Me: "I have NINE pockets. I can carry your phone."
Wife: "It's not fair!"
June 28, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Wife: "Honey, do you have a pocket to hold my phone?"
Me: "I have NINE pockets. I can carry your phone."
Wife: "It's not fair!"
Me: "I have NINE pockets. I can carry your phone."
Wife: "It's not fair!"
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It’s a real unearned W for all Gen-Xers that the teens use both “boomer” and “millennial” as shorthand for old people but have completely forgotten about us, the worst generation of them all.
April 18, 2025 at 11:50 PM
It’s a real unearned W for all Gen-Xers that the teens use both “boomer” and “millennial” as shorthand for old people but have completely forgotten about us, the worst generation of them all.
Sad news for lovers of opening lines.
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March 8, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Sad news for lovers of opening lines.
