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Stacey
@staceyjokins.bsky.social
howdy, friends. she/her
#GoDucks | silly pop culture | 💙 | math
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You’ve got to grind, grind, grind at the grindstone.
Went to the Duck game last night and had a blast. I am kinda sad that I missed an RGIII broadcast, though. He’s my absolute fave commentator and has an infectious love of football.
November 15, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Tonight, it was pigeons and their sad story.
Today, it was learning the history behind “The Real McCoy.”
Tonight, it was a news report on homeless events in my town. These people are stronger than I am.
October 31, 2025 at 6:55 AM
I bought a very purple sweater dress and had planned to wear it for Thanksgiving… but I absolutely will not be wearing purple that week. Fuskies.
October 27, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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If you have it please donate cash to the food banks. $10 in their hands will feed more people than the $10 worth of canned goods you can buy for retail prices. Also check on your elders. Many of them will not admit they rely on these programs so grocery gift cards or a surprise bag of staples
October 26, 2025 at 3:37 PM
June having a full-on breakdown on the summer Bake Off is killing me. She’s so competitive!
October 25, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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It is 'Flavor Flav' not "Flava Fav"
Not to be THAT dictionary, but…

It’s ‘per se,’ not ‘per say.’
It’s ‘dog-eat-dog world,’ not ‘doggy-dog world.’
It’s ‘hunger pangs,’ not ‘hunger pains.’
It’s ‘one and the same,’ not ‘one in the same.’
It's 'buck naked,' not 'butt naked.'
October 20, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I hate the giant Nintendo patch they’re wearing tonight. It looks like itchy and stiff.
October 13, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Truly terrible to have to hear Arod talk about this game. He doesn’t deserve to speak anything about the Mariners.
October 11, 2025 at 5:21 AM
MY OH MY
October 11, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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It really is a huge ass
October 11, 2025 at 4:22 AM
JOEY CORA is a coach for Detroit?!??!
October 11, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Is there anything better for a pitcher than a lights out defense?
October 11, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Naylor stealing third base just now made me tear up. Go Mariners!
The only two big leaguers to steal 10 bases in any span of 11 games this season were Chandler Simpson and Josh Naylor.

Their Statcast sprint speeds:
Simpson --> 29.6 ft/sec (97th percentile)
Naylor --> 24.3 ft/sec (2nd percentile) 😮
October 11, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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Like, I tried one out because I’ve seen clips of it that seemed interesting. They didn’t understand why Dirty Dancing couldn’t just be set in the 80s. Fellas, it’s an abortion movie. It had to be set in the past. That’s actually quite important to the plot.
May 8, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I made a white bean, tomato, cabbage, and kielbasa stew tonight and it’s the delicious, nourishing thing I needed tonight.
October 9, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Is ARod’s first language Spanish or is he just picking up Big Papi’s accent?
October 6, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Taking a mid week day off just to do things for me. Slept in, massage, and hair appt. Literally never done this!
October 1, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Truly awful seeing Jerry Jones happy.
September 29, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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🦆 vs 🦁 #GoDucks
September 27, 2025 at 4:06 PM
How have I been paying so little attention to miss that Dan Wilson, Mariners’ manager, is THE Dan Wilson, the catcher from my youth?? This makes me very happy.
September 27, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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I miss my 50-year streak of not knowing who the Secretary of Health is or anything about them.
September 26, 2025 at 2:11 AM
It’s wild to attend a funeral where it’s obvious the person was broadly disliked and people are searching for nice things to say. I’ve only been to one like that and thankfully the priest that was giving the service didn’t know her.
@swilua.bsky.social Your dad did her eulogy, and to this day the experience is burned in Aubre's brain. He asked "would anyone like to share a NICE story about Lorraine?" and we were all standing there like "umm... hold up we're thinking"
September 24, 2025 at 3:43 PM
You’ve got to grind, grind, grind at the grindstone.
September 24, 2025 at 6:49 AM
A fun fact about me: I have a hard time telling if I’m having a medical emergency.
September 15, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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Jeff Hiller, recognized for his role on “Somebody Somewhere,” was one of the night’s most surprising Emmy winners. His moving speech invoked the earnest warmth that made his show so special, Paula Mejía writes:
The Delight of a Surprise Emmys Win
The night’s most moving speech captured the hard slog of being a working actor.
bit.ly
September 15, 2025 at 3:49 AM