Cryptid Wizard
reirikr.bsky.social
Cryptid Wizard
@reirikr.bsky.social
Sort of a strange old hermit. Slutty in theory, but not at all in practice.
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If you're a tankie, a TERF or a MAGA your opinion is automatically invalid as a matter of principle. Please go ahead and block me immediately.
My favorite bit of Buffy lore is that demons and vampires stay home on Halloween. Not because of any kind of in-world magical restriction, they just find it all kinda tacky.
November 12, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I'm starting to feel like a lot of the attacks against me are actually meant to try to hurt my wife. I am DISPLEASED about being used like that.
November 12, 2025 at 3:40 AM
The right wing aren't trying to legislate their agenda because they know they're right, quite the contrary. They know they're wrong. They know they have categorically lost the culture war. This is a desperate last attempt to force conformity. We will not allow it.
November 11, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Not being hyperbolic in the least. The young girls of today from what I've seen are EXACTLY the people we need in charge to unfuck this shit. Not some 70 year old neolib woman, I want a teenage girl full of piss, vinegar and pettiness running this country.
Fuck it, put the Girl Scouts in charge of things. I'm not kidding, they'd probably do a MUCH better job than these assclowns.
November 11, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Fuck it, put the Girl Scouts in charge of things. I'm not kidding, they'd probably do a MUCH better job than these assclowns.
November 11, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 2:46 AM
The danger from COVID now is not that you'll die in the acute stages. Vaccines have very effectively dealt with that. The danger now is that you'll contract it, and maybe not even realize you have it, but it'll do permanent damage to your body and brain in the meantime.
IMPORTANT TO NOTE. Post Viral long term illness is not new. Multiple Sclerosis is for all intents and purposes, "Long Mono". As in Mononucleosis. Formerly known as "kissing disease" which for too long was considered a "minor childhood illness". MS is almost without exception terminal.
Irish Independent: “Long-Covid is still here. I can’t walk, cook, work, socialise or live independently – and I am not alone”

“When Lydia Fischer Dooley got Covid..she didn’t expect to be still dealing with the fallout 3 years later - wants to raise
awareness..”

www.independent.ie/life/health-...
November 11, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Dude, you've lost Marge. She planted a pipe bomb for you. Time to pack it in, the fat lady has already started her Aria.
November 11, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 4:54 PM
The thing about "medical misogyny" is that most often it's not intentional. No provider intends to give women substandard care. It's just that basically all the literature centers men as subjects, and women's bodies work somewhat differently.
I wonder how much of it comes down to how hard it can be to see things in abdominal scans. When my oldest was born there had been so much imagery taken only the fates know, but it actually took doing the C-Section before they found a grapefruit sized cyst on my wife's ovary.
November 11, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Tonight she did the whole "I'm just a baby" doe eyed setup and I cut her off immediately. 😂. Just like "Kid, you really ain't gotta beg me for anything. What do you need?"
I imagine for a 14 year old, having a place to go where she doesn't have to put on any kind of "performance" for the adults, where she can just be herself and not worry about what anyone thinks, must be cathartic.
November 11, 2025 at 6:46 AM
It's been an ongoing joke about how one of teen's friends tends to fall asleep nearly as soon as she gets to our house for the night. I'm starting to realize it's because she has a somewhat tumultuous home life, and being here, despite our MANY problems, she feels safe here. So she can relax.
November 11, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Marija Gimbutas was actually mostly right with her predictions. She was a second wave feminist, which did color her interpretations and led to her biggest mistakes, but also given the nascent state of the field at the time, having been like 90% correct is still fucking impressive.
Hey hey hey, some of us happen to LOVE nonfiction. If a nonfiction author turns out to be a giant piece of shit we can just say, "well, he sucks, but he was as far as we know correct about this and this, but clearly not that"
November 11, 2025 at 5:23 AM
IMPORTANT TO NOTE. Post Viral long term illness is not new. Multiple Sclerosis is for all intents and purposes, "Long Mono". As in Mononucleosis. Formerly known as "kissing disease" which for too long was considered a "minor childhood illness". MS is almost without exception terminal.
Irish Independent: “Long-Covid is still here. I can’t walk, cook, work, socialise or live independently – and I am not alone”

“When Lydia Fischer Dooley got Covid..she didn’t expect to be still dealing with the fallout 3 years later - wants to raise
awareness..”

www.independent.ie/life/health-...
Long-Covid is still here. I can’t walk, cook, work, socialise or live independently – and I am not alone
The country, and the rest of the world, was in the grip of a global pandemic, so when Lydia Fischer Dooley, developed a dry cough, fatigue, weakness and lack of appetite at the start of 2022, she righ...
www.independent.ie
November 11, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Real quick, how long has it been since "Dr Oz" has actually practiced medicine? What do you think the chances are that he's actually kept up with his CE requirements?
November 11, 2025 at 4:28 AM
And the fake bake on top of it? Just suck trump's dick on TV at this point.
Chris Cuomo is trying to make this atrocious little mustache happen even though it looks like he drew it on with a ballpoint pen
November 11, 2025 at 4:23 AM
This may end up being something of a hot take, but I think the actual predictor of right wing thought is having had parents who never loved you.
November 11, 2025 at 4:22 AM
I'm pretty sure an elderly gay man hit on me while I was running deliveries. Feeling cute, might delete later. 🤣
November 11, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Teens are in the man cave enjoying a fire, and mine takes a picture of her friend and I shit you not, it looks like a Nirvana CD insert 😂
November 11, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I don't think I actually have a moral problem with revenge as long as it's deserved and proportional. When the parent of a murdered child kills the murderer? I mean, I'm not saying it's right, but I get it.
November 10, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I'll let you all know if it ever happens.
i think one of my best traits is my willingness to be wrong. fortunately, it's never come up because i've never actually been wrong.
November 10, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 1:48 AM
In today's example of "genetics are weird and 'breeds' aren't actually real", THIS is a pitbull. I'm not joking, she actually is.
November 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Interesting observation, but I really haven't seen anything close to as much of a rise in "incel" behavior (recent definition) within redneck cultures as in other parts of the country. I think it's probably because sharing joy is allowed for men in that culture. It's not just anger they have fun too
November 8, 2025 at 4:35 PM
9 year old just treated me to a lecture about class struggle and was using all the words correctly in proper context. 😂
November 7, 2025 at 12:20 AM