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Then, I talked to a random civilian, my hand slipped, and I accidentally tried to arrest him. "Like hell you are", he said, before shooting me in the face. At this point, I was captivated.
February 18, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Then, I talked to a random civilian, my hand slipped, and I accidentally tried to arrest him. "Like hell you are", he said, before shooting me in the face. At this point, I was captivated.
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February 18, 2026 at 7:45 PM
And now for a word from our sponsor.
And so there is this, strange drive pushing you forward where you're kind of morbidly fascinated. Because you see there's many forms of motivation. And ours is to see how large we can possibly get.
February 18, 2026 at 5:45 PM
And so there is this, strange drive pushing you forward where you're kind of morbidly fascinated. Because you see there's many forms of motivation. And ours is to see how large we can possibly get.
Think of a man as a delivery man. What does he deliver? Sausage. But he can only deliver one at a time. The very first H-scene in this game involves a Bowling Ball, a married Bowling Ball, getting stuffed with multiple Sausages without consent.
February 18, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Think of a man as a delivery man. What does he deliver? Sausage. But he can only deliver one at a time. The very first H-scene in this game involves a Bowling Ball, a married Bowling Ball, getting stuffed with multiple Sausages without consent.
P*rn sites have some of the best security on the planet. Better than Habbo Hotel. Probably. So it's very unlikely that your favorite smut site will get hacked or compromised, and leak all of your personal information, that could then be used to blackmail you in the future.
February 18, 2026 at 1:45 PM
P*rn sites have some of the best security on the planet. Better than Habbo Hotel. Probably. So it's very unlikely that your favorite smut site will get hacked or compromised, and leak all of your personal information, that could then be used to blackmail you in the future.
Special thanks to MandaloreGaming for his dunmer voicing talents. Kathryn art lovingly done by TeaxerzNSFW.
February 18, 2026 at 11:45 AM
Special thanks to MandaloreGaming for his dunmer voicing talents. Kathryn art lovingly done by TeaxerzNSFW.
But it was worth it in the end. Because I finally got to realize my childhood dream. A fucking Hilda from Pokemon Black&White.
February 18, 2026 at 9:45 AM
But it was worth it in the end. Because I finally got to realize my childhood dream. A fucking Hilda from Pokemon Black&White.
Then, while he's holding their attention and is absolutely immune to damage, you just spam grenades and ranged attacks.
February 18, 2026 at 7:45 AM
Then, while he's holding their attention and is absolutely immune to damage, you just spam grenades and ranged attacks.
Fynal Scyre. I honestly never even leave a starting area. I just smoked water pipes and beat up for working class. I'm not even qualified to review this game. Thoroughly recommended. Ten polygons out of ten.
February 18, 2026 at 5:45 AM
Fynal Scyre. I honestly never even leave a starting area. I just smoked water pipes and beat up for working class. I'm not even qualified to review this game. Thoroughly recommended. Ten polygons out of ten.
Sometimes a villager will ask you to get something for their son's birthday, like a broken vase, garbage, a dangerous wand that could potentially maim your child, or just an actual piece of shit.
February 18, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Sometimes a villager will ask you to get something for their son's birthday, like a broken vase, garbage, a dangerous wand that could potentially maim your child, or just an actual piece of shit.
You will spend the first few hours of the game killing different tier upgrades of homeless people.
February 18, 2026 at 1:45 AM
You will spend the first few hours of the game killing different tier upgrades of homeless people.
However, they host all the community mods on their own server, meaning that if you want download access for all the mods in the game, you'll need a legitimate license key to use their servers.
February 17, 2026 at 11:45 PM
However, they host all the community mods on their own server, meaning that if you want download access for all the mods in the game, you'll need a legitimate license key to use their servers.
Anyway, your spymaster informs you that your doctor is trying to murder you. You confront him and make him feel very guilty about it. He agrees to stop trying to murder you. More of your children end up dead.
February 17, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Anyway, your spymaster informs you that your doctor is trying to murder you. You confront him and make him feel very guilty about it. He agrees to stop trying to murder you. More of your children end up dead.
But you'll never play them, because all the female bottling characters are in League, and you'll continue in the hopes of finding a mentally unstable E-girl with Borderline Personality Disorder, so her insane demonic genes may combine with your autism.
February 17, 2026 at 7:45 PM
But you'll never play them, because all the female bottling characters are in League, and you'll continue in the hopes of finding a mentally unstable E-girl with Borderline Personality Disorder, so her insane demonic genes may combine with your autism.
Because, at the time, I read some urban legend somewhere that a StarCraft CD was spinning so fast in a tray that it flew out and decapitated some kid in South Korea.
February 17, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Because, at the time, I read some urban legend somewhere that a StarCraft CD was spinning so fast in a tray that it flew out and decapitated some kid in South Korea.
Every body parts can be replaced with prosthetic and bionic parts. Because people tend to lose them. Whether through a stray bullet, or getting pecked out by an ostrich. Accidents happen.
February 17, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Every body parts can be replaced with prosthetic and bionic parts. Because people tend to lose them. Whether through a stray bullet, or getting pecked out by an ostrich. Accidents happen.
I edited this one myself, let me know what you think.
February 17, 2026 at 1:45 PM
I edited this one myself, let me know what you think.
Your damage, your animations, your hitbox, they all scale with your stomach content.
February 17, 2026 at 11:45 AM
Your damage, your animations, your hitbox, they all scale with your stomach content.
And on the subject of Wilfred and his junk, forget everything about his mastery of alchemy. He's mastered the art of Nutting.
February 17, 2026 at 9:45 AM
And on the subject of Wilfred and his junk, forget everything about his mastery of alchemy. He's mastered the art of Nutting.
At this point you'll get tired of her, begin designing a new woman with different assets and features, and ask your current muse to depart.
February 17, 2026 at 7:45 AM
At this point you'll get tired of her, begin designing a new woman with different assets and features, and ask your current muse to depart.
And you live by their mercy, because with a single click Rakesh and Pajit can evaporate your entire existence. My channel is firmly aligned with Lord Ganesha and the Indian people, for your Tech Support is now your Tech Master.
February 17, 2026 at 5:45 AM
And you live by their mercy, because with a single click Rakesh and Pajit can evaporate your entire existence. My channel is firmly aligned with Lord Ganesha and the Indian people, for your Tech Support is now your Tech Master.
While you pick your starting faction, you could always conquer other towns and use their units as well.
February 17, 2026 at 3:45 AM
While you pick your starting faction, you could always conquer other towns and use their units as well.
Offer Code THUGHUNTER goes in all fields. Enjoy.
February 17, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Offer Code THUGHUNTER goes in all fields. Enjoy.
Starfield wins Game Of The Year for their food models alone. Just look at the grease on that sausage. That's the difference ray tracing makes in a game like this.
February 16, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Starfield wins Game Of The Year for their food models alone. Just look at the grease on that sausage. That's the difference ray tracing makes in a game like this.
Vampire: the Masquerade Bloodlines. A very unique, flawed, and fantastic diamond of a game. Terrible combat, 0 out of 10. As always, more content to come, so stay tuned. Nah, I'm just fuckin with you. 10/10. One of my favorite and one of the most replayable RPGs of all time.
February 16, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Vampire: the Masquerade Bloodlines. A very unique, flawed, and fantastic diamond of a game. Terrible combat, 0 out of 10. As always, more content to come, so stay tuned. Nah, I'm just fuckin with you. 10/10. One of my favorite and one of the most replayable RPGs of all time.