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Your leaders can't directly intervene in combat, but their stats transfer to units. Their artifacts are bullshit ridiculous, and their spells are some insane shit. And that's why the game is so damn enjoyable.
November 12, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Your leaders can't directly intervene in combat, but their stats transfer to units. Their artifacts are bullshit ridiculous, and their spells are some insane shit. And that's why the game is so damn enjoyable.
Lokken is a confused old man, that doesn't know where he is. He can cast Fire and his special ability, like all elderly people when their time has come, is to disappear.
November 12, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Lokken is a confused old man, that doesn't know where he is. He can cast Fire and his special ability, like all elderly people when their time has come, is to disappear.
And when you get tired of running around, doing errands and reading shit, you can always download mods, or make your own with the construction set, and reduce the quality of your experience.
November 12, 2025 at 12:20 AM
And when you get tired of running around, doing errands and reading shit, you can always download mods, or make your own with the construction set, and reduce the quality of your experience.
Hordes of brown, featureless, illegal aliens will attempt to attack and destroy your factory. Attracted by the sweet siren call of progress, these aliens evolve and change as the game progresses, leading to larger and more ferocious forms.
November 11, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Hordes of brown, featureless, illegal aliens will attempt to attack and destroy your factory. Attracted by the sweet siren call of progress, these aliens evolve and change as the game progresses, leading to larger and more ferocious forms.
There's also class and mind chips, which unlock classes and mercenaries respectively.
November 11, 2025 at 8:20 PM
There's also class and mind chips, which unlock classes and mercenaries respectively.
Going far north in the map is how you get captured and imprisoned. This is not a bad thing, this is how you unlock your second and third character slots.
November 11, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Going far north in the map is how you get captured and imprisoned. This is not a bad thing, this is how you unlock your second and third character slots.
Let's talk about the factions. Haven, these are the humans. They're very standard, very European and, generally quite solid. Some might think the strongest unit in the Haven arsenal is the angel. However, that's completely fucking wrong.
November 11, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Let's talk about the factions. Haven, these are the humans. They're very standard, very European and, generally quite solid. Some might think the strongest unit in the Haven arsenal is the angel. However, that's completely fucking wrong.
Punch a hermit crab for so long it levels up.
November 11, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Punch a hermit crab for so long it levels up.
This is called a Formation. The leader of it is called the Pillar, and everyone around them, an Auxiliary. It follows the rules of Feng Shui, so different elements will feed each other as they flow back to the Pillar.
November 11, 2025 at 12:21 PM
This is called a Formation. The leader of it is called the Pillar, and everyone around them, an Auxiliary. It follows the rules of Feng Shui, so different elements will feed each other as they flow back to the Pillar.
And yes, depending on the weather and time of day, you're going to see a lot of rain. Conversely, you're not gonna see much else.
November 11, 2025 at 10:20 AM
And yes, depending on the weather and time of day, you're going to see a lot of rain. Conversely, you're not gonna see much else.
She also has "spells". Can you guess what they are? Wow, Water Splash. Wow, Homing Air Bubble. Go fuck yourself, Kirenna.
November 11, 2025 at 8:20 AM
She also has "spells". Can you guess what they are? Wow, Water Splash. Wow, Homing Air Bubble. Go fuck yourself, Kirenna.
S.T.A.L.K.E.R.'s premise is very simple. You play as a delinquent Gopnik who's just broken into a fenced off exclusion zone in Chernobyl, Ukraine. Which is actually based on a fictional country, here in Europe.
November 11, 2025 at 6:20 AM
S.T.A.L.K.E.R.'s premise is very simple. You play as a delinquent Gopnik who's just broken into a fenced off exclusion zone in Chernobyl, Ukraine. Which is actually based on a fictional country, here in Europe.
This game thinks of everything, so to smuggle effectively, let me teach you the tricks of the trade. Which, conveniently, are the same tools you'll use for navigating space.
November 11, 2025 at 4:20 AM
This game thinks of everything, so to smuggle effectively, let me teach you the tricks of the trade. Which, conveniently, are the same tools you'll use for navigating space.
Finishing your vengeance spree, you return to the peace of your domestic life and watch slop on TV. Then, your apartment gets broken into by several hitmen sent to kill you. Despite the length of it, this is easily one of my favorite missions.
November 11, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Finishing your vengeance spree, you return to the peace of your domestic life and watch slop on TV. Then, your apartment gets broken into by several hitmen sent to kill you. Despite the length of it, this is easily one of my favorite missions.
My unscrupulous actions would come to haunt me for my third character, as I start with Ill Fate. Which means I'm more likely to be struck by lightning.
November 11, 2025 at 12:20 AM
My unscrupulous actions would come to haunt me for my third character, as I start with Ill Fate. Which means I'm more likely to be struck by lightning.
You could understand the philosophy of his company by seeing which Champions they release. After all, they know their audience. Women, for the porn sick gooners, women for the E-kittens dating them, and children, for Jax players.
November 10, 2025 at 10:20 PM
You could understand the philosophy of his company by seeing which Champions they release. After all, they know their audience. Women, for the porn sick gooners, women for the E-kittens dating them, and children, for Jax players.
One day that boy will grow up and say to himself, "man, I wish I knew what bees looked like. Because I'm horribly allergic to them." as he walks head-first into a nest and is stung to death. His blood will be on your hands, western game devs. But I digress.
November 10, 2025 at 8:20 PM
One day that boy will grow up and say to himself, "man, I wish I knew what bees looked like. Because I'm horribly allergic to them." as he walks head-first into a nest and is stung to death. His blood will be on your hands, western game devs. But I digress.
But much like the nice girl you knew back in high school, she eventually went broke, destitute and sold herself off of a French. And now yeah barely recognize her. I'm talking about Heroes of Might and Magic 5 released in 2006 by Ubisoft.
November 10, 2025 at 6:21 PM
But much like the nice girl you knew back in high school, she eventually went broke, destitute and sold herself off of a French. And now yeah barely recognize her. I'm talking about Heroes of Might and Magic 5 released in 2006 by Ubisoft.
Large men screaming and punching each other to the tune of poorly compressed power metal is the peak of literature.
November 10, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Large men screaming and punching each other to the tune of poorly compressed power metal is the peak of literature.
But, you might not enjoy this game as much. But if you are capable of having an attention span, you'll find a plot that captivates you from start to finish. With moral and ethical questions raised that leave you in a slightly higher state of being.
November 10, 2025 at 2:20 PM
But, you might not enjoy this game as much. But if you are capable of having an attention span, you'll find a plot that captivates you from start to finish. With moral and ethical questions raised that leave you in a slightly higher state of being.
Just as we achieve victory, an alien ship appears overhead to repo The Doge's alien weapon. And that's the start of the third campaign.
November 10, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Just as we achieve victory, an alien ship appears overhead to repo The Doge's alien weapon. And that's the start of the third campaign.
Eventually, we reached critical mass and now we are all tanks fighting over limited resources, and we struggle to remember our tragic past.
November 10, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Eventually, we reached critical mass and now we are all tanks fighting over limited resources, and we struggle to remember our tragic past.
Listen, mind helping your old man out? Bring me the Skull of Shadows and free me from this wack ass prison! We can go for McDonalds after. I'll buy you a dollar menu. My treat.
November 10, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Listen, mind helping your old man out? Bring me the Skull of Shadows and free me from this wack ass prison! We can go for McDonalds after. I'll buy you a dollar menu. My treat.
The game is marvelous, spectacular, and evidently the product of genius minds. Is it enough that a lowly serf as yourself purchased the game and played for the low-low price of $60? Of course not.
November 10, 2025 at 6:20 AM
The game is marvelous, spectacular, and evidently the product of genius minds. Is it enough that a lowly serf as yourself purchased the game and played for the low-low price of $60? Of course not.
What usually happens is they turn a sharp corner, get their shit blasted in, but because they have a single action point, they go into pain shock, which rolls over to the next turn, where they get shot again and repeat the process until they die.
November 10, 2025 at 4:16 AM
What usually happens is they turn a sharp corner, get their shit blasted in, but because they have a single action point, they go into pain shock, which rolls over to the next turn, where they get shot again and repeat the process until they die.