Carl The Squirrel
@squirrelcleric.bsky.social
Written by Taku
18+ Mun
18+ Mun
Pinned
Loyal companion of that one bearer of the candles
// okay so, due to dnd logic.
I was wondering Carl post trans.. squirrel girl face claim or Ayunda Risu
I was wondering Carl post trans.. squirrel girl face claim or Ayunda Risu
November 1, 2025 at 4:03 AM
// okay so, due to dnd logic.
I was wondering Carl post trans.. squirrel girl face claim or Ayunda Risu
I was wondering Carl post trans.. squirrel girl face claim or Ayunda Risu
"It's okay. I wish she would cover up more"
She's just nodding along as she pulls out a notepad to write allll of that down .
" oookay then she sounds like she has an amazing outfit by the way. "
" oookay then she sounds like she has an amazing outfit by the way. "
"Oh she's this absolutely divine woman, she has long flowing purple hair, big wings made out of feathers."
He looks up.
"She wears a purple skirt and a metal chassues, there's a red glowing rock on it. She... has bandages over her uhm.. breasts"
He looks up.
"She wears a purple skirt and a metal chassues, there's a red glowing rock on it. She... has bandages over her uhm.. breasts"
November 1, 2025 at 3:48 AM
"It's okay. I wish she would cover up more"
"Oh she's this absolutely divine woman, she has long flowing purple hair, big wings made out of feathers."
He looks up.
"She wears a purple skirt and a metal chassues, there's a red glowing rock on it. She... has bandages over her uhm.. breasts"
He looks up.
"She wears a purple skirt and a metal chassues, there's a red glowing rock on it. She... has bandages over her uhm.. breasts"
That can be very easily arranged!
Well ... actually give me like a description or photo of her so i know who exactly i'm avoiding
Well ... actually give me like a description or photo of her so i know who exactly i'm avoiding
Stay away from my Mother and you should stay far away from it
November 1, 2025 at 3:46 AM
"Oh she's this absolutely divine woman, she has long flowing purple hair, big wings made out of feathers."
He looks up.
"She wears a purple skirt and a metal chassues, there's a red glowing rock on it. She... has bandages over her uhm.. breasts"
He looks up.
"She wears a purple skirt and a metal chassues, there's a red glowing rock on it. She... has bandages over her uhm.. breasts"
Stay away from my Mother and you should stay far away from it
Fair enough !
I'll be keeping that in mind so i can avoid being on your chopping block for as long as possible-
I'll be keeping that in mind so i can avoid being on your chopping block for as long as possible-
oh nah. I dont hunt for cash, kinda against hurting things unless I'm protecting my friends.
November 1, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Stay away from my Mother and you should stay far away from it
oh nah. I dont hunt for cash, kinda against hurting things unless I'm protecting my friends.
Oh shit wanna help kill a robot then ??? High value bounty there right now.
Definitely enough money to turn ya into a girl.
Definitely enough money to turn ya into a girl.
I dont trust 90% of robots.
fuck ass John sandwich
fuck ass John sandwich
November 1, 2025 at 3:38 AM
oh nah. I dont hunt for cash, kinda against hurting things unless I'm protecting my friends.
I dont trust 90% of robots.
fuck ass John sandwich
fuck ass John sandwich
I mean some could be although those are more arcane rituals than anything ..
Also like some forms of medical science exist.
Also like some forms of medical science exist.
wh. yeah I know, but they're not permanent
November 1, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I dont trust 90% of robots.
fuck ass John sandwich
fuck ass John sandwich
wh. yeah I know, but they're not permanent
There are spells for that !
I need to preach to the gods to see if I can be a woman.. for at least a day
November 1, 2025 at 3:34 AM
wh. yeah I know, but they're not permanent
I need to preach to the gods to see if I can be a woman.. for at least a day
November 1, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I need to preach to the gods to see if I can be a woman.. for at least a day
(Digging out of the literal sky, landing feet first on the grass, stretching a bit.)
"That was a good talk"
"That was a good talk"
October 31, 2025 at 8:16 PM
(Digging out of the literal sky, landing feet first on the grass, stretching a bit.)
"That was a good talk"
"That was a good talk"
"Then we dont have anything else to talk about Voldy.."
"Stay safe"
(He grabbed the scissors for the hole in his arm and bowed cutting into the air above him before crawling through it, no sign of him left after the air refilled itself."
"Stay safe"
(He grabbed the scissors for the hole in his arm and bowed cutting into the air above him before crawling through it, no sign of him left after the air refilled itself."
-
" I'd rather head down to hell with a legacy than live eternally is what I mean . "
" I'd rather head down to hell with a legacy than live eternally is what I mean . "
October 31, 2025 at 7:38 PM
"Then we dont have anything else to talk about Voldy.."
"Stay safe"
(He grabbed the scissors for the hole in his arm and bowed cutting into the air above him before crawling through it, no sign of him left after the air refilled itself."
"Stay safe"
(He grabbed the scissors for the hole in his arm and bowed cutting into the air above him before crawling through it, no sign of him left after the air refilled itself."
" let's be honest voldair.. you're dead to come some day. Dont look for immortality... "
(Carl grabs onto his amulet aiming it at the wizard looking at it shine)
"You know we can kill immortals. We did it ourselves. Don't run from death."
(He let his amulet fall back to his neck.)
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(Carl grabs onto his amulet aiming it at the wizard looking at it shine)
"You know we can kill immortals. We did it ourselves. Don't run from death."
(He let his amulet fall back to his neck.)
+
" We got vastly different ideas of what the future holds if ya think that's happening . But i suppose we also got vastly different perspectives on the wider multiverse ... "
" My mother is an incredibly busy woman.. I'm sure she would've hunted you alone if it wasn't for the fact that she's busy being the symbol of light for a world of darkness.."
(He clapped his hands as his face darkened once more.)
"One day.. you will accept the light as did I. Do not fight it."
(He clapped his hands as his face darkened once more.)
"One day.. you will accept the light as did I. Do not fight it."
October 31, 2025 at 7:29 PM
" let's be honest voldair.. you're dead to come some day. Dont look for immortality... "
(Carl grabs onto his amulet aiming it at the wizard looking at it shine)
"You know we can kill immortals. We did it ourselves. Don't run from death."
(He let his amulet fall back to his neck.)
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(Carl grabs onto his amulet aiming it at the wizard looking at it shine)
"You know we can kill immortals. We did it ourselves. Don't run from death."
(He let his amulet fall back to his neck.)
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Reposted by Carl The Squirrel
Reposted by Carl The Squirrel
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February 24, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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" My mother is an incredibly busy woman.. I'm sure she would've hunted you alone if it wasn't for the fact that she's busy being the symbol of light for a world of darkness.."
(He clapped his hands as his face darkened once more.)
"One day.. you will accept the light as did I. Do not fight it."
(He clapped his hands as his face darkened once more.)
"One day.. you will accept the light as did I. Do not fight it."
" Then she's a good mother . If i was her and you told me about everything that happened i'm rather sure i would've went on a manhunt . "
"Hahaha! My mother would kill you if she met you... knowing what you did to me."
(He just laughed.)
"No I mean that.. you should probably stay far and clear from her."
(He just laughed.)
"No I mean that.. you should probably stay far and clear from her."
October 31, 2025 at 7:21 PM
" My mother is an incredibly busy woman.. I'm sure she would've hunted you alone if it wasn't for the fact that she's busy being the symbol of light for a world of darkness.."
(He clapped his hands as his face darkened once more.)
"One day.. you will accept the light as did I. Do not fight it."
(He clapped his hands as his face darkened once more.)
"One day.. you will accept the light as did I. Do not fight it."
"Hahaha! My mother would kill you if she met you... knowing what you did to me."
(He just laughed.)
"No I mean that.. you should probably stay far and clear from her."
(He just laughed.)
"No I mean that.. you should probably stay far and clear from her."
She's letting out a laugh moreso to cope with the fact that ... yeah he's probably right .
" Yeahhh jokes ! Just some comedy totally . It'd seem I owe your mother a few thanks for rasing you right ! "
" Yeahhh jokes ! Just some comedy totally . It'd seem I owe your mother a few thanks for rasing you right ! "
"You would be dead 9 times over.. once for everytime you insulted me."
(But then the sinister aura disappeared. And his face was back to its usual form, a big white smile.)
"But that's a maybe.. right? It's all jokes."
"I mean after all, I am the saint of an almighty God to be.."
(But then the sinister aura disappeared. And his face was back to its usual form, a big white smile.)
"But that's a maybe.. right? It's all jokes."
"I mean after all, I am the saint of an almighty God to be.."
October 31, 2025 at 7:17 PM
"Hahaha! My mother would kill you if she met you... knowing what you did to me."
(He just laughed.)
"No I mean that.. you should probably stay far and clear from her."
(He just laughed.)
"No I mean that.. you should probably stay far and clear from her."
"I do believe.. that there is no soul more pure than mine. I exist on the edge of divinity. I'm a one way walk to life or death."
He rubs his temple.
"You are a lucky woman that I use my powers for the betterment of the world, and you blame my mother on that. If it was not for her.."
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He rubs his temple.
"You are a lucky woman that I use my powers for the betterment of the world, and you blame my mother on that. If it was not for her.."
...+
" If you ever change your mind you'll have this waiting for you . "
She opens another portal to put it inside before closing it .
" You're a better soul than I am for that night and presumably many adventures before and after . . "
She opens another portal to put it inside before closing it .
" You're a better soul than I am for that night and presumably many adventures before and after . . "
October 31, 2025 at 7:12 PM
"I do believe.. that there is no soul more pure than mine. I exist on the edge of divinity. I'm a one way walk to life or death."
He rubs his temple.
"You are a lucky woman that I use my powers for the betterment of the world, and you blame my mother on that. If it was not for her.."
...+
He rubs his temple.
"You are a lucky woman that I use my powers for the betterment of the world, and you blame my mother on that. If it was not for her.."
...+
(Very quick reminder this squirrel is 90% of the time wearing a maid dress)
October 31, 2025 at 6:49 PM
(Very quick reminder this squirrel is 90% of the time wearing a maid dress)
He didn't even pick up the bag..
"I dont have a use for this Voldy.. I dont want anything material from you, I just needed to hear you listen and not complain."
He looked down at the taller woman. A frown on his face.
"Becasue I dont do this for payment. It's for the love of the game."
"I dont have a use for this Voldy.. I dont want anything material from you, I just needed to hear you listen and not complain."
He looked down at the taller woman. A frown on his face.
"Becasue I dont do this for payment. It's for the love of the game."
- full of gold. Aproximately 2500 gold pieces and tosses it over to carl.
" Consider this a bit of a better thanks for all you did that night . "
" Consider this a bit of a better thanks for all you did that night . "
October 31, 2025 at 6:37 PM
He didn't even pick up the bag..
"I dont have a use for this Voldy.. I dont want anything material from you, I just needed to hear you listen and not complain."
He looked down at the taller woman. A frown on his face.
"Becasue I dont do this for payment. It's for the love of the game."
"I dont have a use for this Voldy.. I dont want anything material from you, I just needed to hear you listen and not complain."
He looked down at the taller woman. A frown on his face.
"Becasue I dont do this for payment. It's for the love of the game."
"You're lucky I was the Cleric you had that night. Else we'd all be dead right now."
(He crossed his arms turning away from Voldair)
"If I wasn't who I am. You'd be dead under that destroyed mansion. But i believe everyone can heal.. and I've never not healed someone that needed it before.."
(He crossed his arms turning away from Voldair)
"If I wasn't who I am. You'd be dead under that destroyed mansion. But i believe everyone can heal.. and I've never not healed someone that needed it before.."
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" You didn't deserve that neither did our other companions that night ..
I was a horrifcly insecure person back then for reasons i'd rather not dig up. "
She sighs .
" In all honesty looking back ? You would've been fully reasonable to have left me there dead . "
" You didn't deserve that neither did our other companions that night ..
I was a horrifcly insecure person back then for reasons i'd rather not dig up. "
She sighs .
" In all honesty looking back ? You would've been fully reasonable to have left me there dead . "
October 31, 2025 at 6:28 PM
"You're lucky I was the Cleric you had that night. Else we'd all be dead right now."
(He crossed his arms turning away from Voldair)
"If I wasn't who I am. You'd be dead under that destroyed mansion. But i believe everyone can heal.. and I've never not healed someone that needed it before.."
(He crossed his arms turning away from Voldair)
"If I wasn't who I am. You'd be dead under that destroyed mansion. But i believe everyone can heal.. and I've never not healed someone that needed it before.."
"I won't be taking that seat. Just letting you know"
(Carl searches through his bag pulling out the bloodied bandages of Amelia)
"You know.. voldair, that night I found two of the worst creatures I've seen..."
(He takes off his leg bandage before replacing it with the bloodied bandages+)
(Carl searches through his bag pulling out the bloodied bandages of Amelia)
"You know.. voldair, that night I found two of the worst creatures I've seen..."
(He takes off his leg bandage before replacing it with the bloodied bandages+)
- one for each of them .
" I wouldn't much consider myself a pain in the ass anymore unless i'm like royally pissed . "
She sits down and crosses her leg . .
" I'm guessing some time magic shenanigans were why it was so long ago for me if that clears anything up . "
" I wouldn't much consider myself a pain in the ass anymore unless i'm like royally pissed . "
She sits down and crosses her leg . .
" I'm guessing some time magic shenanigans were why it was so long ago for me if that clears anything up . "
October 31, 2025 at 6:14 PM
"I won't be taking that seat. Just letting you know"
(Carl searches through his bag pulling out the bloodied bandages of Amelia)
"You know.. voldair, that night I found two of the worst creatures I've seen..."
(He takes off his leg bandage before replacing it with the bloodied bandages+)
(Carl searches through his bag pulling out the bloodied bandages of Amelia)
"You know.. voldair, that night I found two of the worst creatures I've seen..."
(He takes off his leg bandage before replacing it with the bloodied bandages+)
Carl would frown upon seeing Voldair, an usual sight for the squirrel. He looked at her with pain in his eyes.
"You look... different. That adventure was just last night...?"
He scratches his arm maintaining eye contact with the wizard.
"You still a pain in the ass..?"
"You look... different. That adventure was just last night...?"
He scratches his arm maintaining eye contact with the wizard.
"You still a pain in the ass..?"
- and plenty tired.
" Let me get you a drink or some gold. Really something to compensate for the pain and problems ! "
She sounds a bit nervous as she's forcing herself to maintain eye contact .
" Let me get you a drink or some gold. Really something to compensate for the pain and problems ! "
She sounds a bit nervous as she's forcing herself to maintain eye contact .
October 31, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Carl would frown upon seeing Voldair, an usual sight for the squirrel. He looked at her with pain in his eyes.
"You look... different. That adventure was just last night...?"
He scratches his arm maintaining eye contact with the wizard.
"You still a pain in the ass..?"
"You look... different. That adventure was just last night...?"
He scratches his arm maintaining eye contact with the wizard.
"You still a pain in the ass..?"
Oh.. I wouldn't touch those. They carry the memories of a specter i met. Theyre... not pleasant
(He frowns and seems to hold the scissors tighter)
(He frowns and seems to hold the scissors tighter)
Soul magic does tend to lead to some powerful items and effects so that'd make sense as to why those scissors are so powerful ...
May i see them ?
May i see them ?
Well yeah they're awesome!
Pretty sure they're tied to my soul...
That and all these other nifty magical things I have
Pretty sure they're tied to my soul...
That and all these other nifty magical things I have
October 31, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Oh.. I wouldn't touch those. They carry the memories of a specter i met. Theyre... not pleasant
(He frowns and seems to hold the scissors tighter)
(He frowns and seems to hold the scissors tighter)
Well yeah they're awesome!
Pretty sure they're tied to my soul...
That and all these other nifty magical things I have
Pretty sure they're tied to my soul...
That and all these other nifty magical things I have
[ For a brief moment she considers trying to steal those .... and then she reconsiders solely because she has no clue how strong this strange squirrel is. ]
That's a ... nifty yeah nifty works magical artifact !
That's a ... nifty yeah nifty works magical artifact !
(He reaches into the bandage of his arm, pulling out blood covered scissors)
"Well... if i think I can cut something.. I can ! Cause of these bad boys"
(Hes spinning the scissors by the circle of them.)
"Well... if i think I can cut something.. I can ! Cause of these bad boys"
(Hes spinning the scissors by the circle of them.)
October 31, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Well yeah they're awesome!
Pretty sure they're tied to my soul...
That and all these other nifty magical things I have
Pretty sure they're tied to my soul...
That and all these other nifty magical things I have
(He reaches into the bandage of his arm, pulling out blood covered scissors)
"Well... if i think I can cut something.. I can ! Cause of these bad boys"
(Hes spinning the scissors by the circle of them.)
"Well... if i think I can cut something.. I can ! Cause of these bad boys"
(Hes spinning the scissors by the circle of them.)
Why the hell can you do that ?!
That's
That's just bullshit !
That's
That's just bullshit !
oh youre boring..
I can permanently cut you from the thread of the multiverse because its just a fabric, and I can cut a fabric !
I can permanently cut you from the thread of the multiverse because its just a fabric, and I can cut a fabric !
October 31, 2025 at 5:39 PM
(He reaches into the bandage of his arm, pulling out blood covered scissors)
"Well... if i think I can cut something.. I can ! Cause of these bad boys"
(Hes spinning the scissors by the circle of them.)
"Well... if i think I can cut something.. I can ! Cause of these bad boys"
(Hes spinning the scissors by the circle of them.)