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Gettin Eiffel towered at the Gastroenterologists office
March 28, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Is everybody on this website a pussy ass bitch? What the fuck is this shit??

"Don't make the Nazis mad!!"

You're gonna fuckin die like cattle FIGHT BACK
Thank you: I don't have a solution, but do I need to in order to say I'm not ok with us attacking them? When we're talking about "the nazis" with a wave of the hand? And if people are reading "tolerate" into what I said, I didn't put it there.

*We* are those Germans who didn't want hitler, who
February 23, 2025 at 8:15 PM
If I ever start tweeting from this account I can tell a whole lot of you are gonna be real disappointed lmao
December 24, 2024 at 12:43 AM
Oh I'm sorry is it too late to be over here talkin shit go to bed you loser
December 8, 2024 at 6:28 AM
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Ran out of my body wash and made the mistake of using the Mr.’s body wash and omfg….20+ years into this I didn’t know “refreshing” anywhere on dude body wash means my butthole and lady bits are cycling through hot/freezing cold.

Y’all just like the tingly balls and buttholes or like why?
November 20, 2024 at 3:06 PM
I guess gifs don't work on here yet
November 20, 2024 at 11:39 PM
It's kinda funny that the chuds at work are somewhat disgruntled at the idea of the wrasslin bitch running the Dept of education but then again a bunch of their wives work for the public school system so half their incomes are in danger lol
November 20, 2024 at 11:39 PM
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I am scrolling through all these fucking follower lists trying to find mutuals and I'm so lazy and tired can you please just repost this so my pals can find me
November 20, 2024 at 5:44 AM
Looking forward to using the block function and it actually blocking people
November 20, 2024 at 9:27 PM
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For over three years we've defended ourselves against a billion dollar oil company's attempts at forcing us to give them our internal organizational documents.

As the case heads to the Minnesota Supreme Court we need your support now more than ever. #PressFreedom

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(Update August 9, 2024) Unicorn Riot’s Press Freedom Case Headed to MN Supreme CourtThe Minnesota Supreme Court granted Energy Transfer’s Petition for Review (PFR) on August 6, 2024, and our years-lon...
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September 24, 2024 at 3:34 AM
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I made this bag. And then @squirrelbait00.bsky.social bought it. So that's pretty rad.
January 27, 2024 at 12:00 AM
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When the enormity of the world's horrors makes you feel helpless, narrow your focus. Find one stranger and scold them for posting a recipe while kids are dying. Call out a new mom for not adding alt text to a baby photo. Critique a selfie. Correct a joke. Show people you care more than them.
January 1, 2024 at 8:50 PM
They are allowed to just stop making your favorite perfume and never make it again like what are we supposed to do I fuckin wore that kind for years and now I'm just supposed to... Smell like something else?? Fuck you marc jacobs you wishy washy bitch
November 16, 2023 at 9:01 PM
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Mutual Aid Request
I need help from my Friends! 😢

Our Rent went up $90 & we can’t
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Any amount of $5 or $10
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Please Retweet &
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Thank you 😎John
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November 6, 2023 at 12:50 PM
Y'all look I made another one
November 3, 2023 at 2:32 PM
I believe in peace, bitch
October 27, 2023 at 2:45 PM
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Everyone knows real revolution comes from ignoring fascists and writing your member of congress
October 26, 2023 at 4:40 PM
What's that got to do with me show me the fuckin skeet
October 22, 2023 at 2:25 AM
The child is very disappointed to learn that cats don't got to the hospital when they have kittens
October 21, 2023 at 3:50 PM
On my deathbed, dying:

Come closer... Closer ... I wish... I .. I wish I'd used better makeup in my 20s
October 21, 2023 at 3:48 PM
Brown sky
October 21, 2023 at 2:44 AM
Everybody follow my sis @stabbythenarwhal.bsky.social she finally came over from the bad place
October 20, 2023 at 10:59 PM
Throwing a Christian fundamentalist party who wants to play spin the bible

- inspired by irl @stabbythenarwhal.bsky.social
October 20, 2023 at 10:50 PM
October 20, 2023 at 10:43 PM