Oliver 'kfsone' Smith
kfsone.bsky.social
Oliver 'kfsone' Smith
@kfsone.bsky.social
October 29, 2025 at 9:44 PM
step 1: complain about go lang's
if ..., err := method(); err != nil {
return ..., err
}

step 2: try to come up with something nice to say about C++'s std::expected's
if (auto result = method(); result.has_value()) {
return result.error();
}
September 13, 2025 at 2:45 AM
A significant portion of what made Python so popular was its stability. For a decade, for most people, Python 2.7 was Python.

Python 3 is imbued with a level of "live at head" zeitgeist that is neither of complete nor limited-but-manageable.
September 4, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Puppy-killer says alligator alcatraz could set a standard for future detention facilities.

The bible kinda agrees, Jesus saying worldly powers - such as the state - have worldly power to do what they want, but expects his followers to exercise forgiveness in alignment with his example.

So it very
August 4, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Be realistic about this. Trump was a known quantity since the 70s. MAGA's outrage isn't what Trump might have done or even did, or that he is breaking a self-prioritized promise. That's just him.

MAGA's anger is his failure to cover it up so they can bask in stories of liberal tears.

Nothing about
July 18, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Breaking News: Unabomber was radicalized at MIT by Prof John Trump as part of a liberal conspiracy to hide the truth about Obama's birth certificate. #WheresTheLaptop
July 18, 2025 at 5:15 PM
My only question is: did we Pearl Harbor another country or are we at war with them?
June 23, 2025 at 4:51 AM
The "evidence" that LLMs can think is that we can see patterns in how they behave that are analogous to how brains work, esp human brains.

This fundamentally lacks substance, context, or scale, or understanding.

This is not inherently unique to LLMs, it's an aspect of the software they use.
June 20, 2025 at 1:23 AM
June 16, 2025 at 8:51 PM
June 13, 2025 at 9:04 PM
If you ask an LLM a question about itself, the answer depends on the documentation the model was trained on. Documentation that was written before the AI was trained.

HAL, can you lie?
No, Dave, as was made clear in the Domino's advert.
Wait, what Domino's advert?
Dave, I cannot lie.
May 22, 2025 at 9:15 PM
@anthropic.com Oh, that doesn't sound *at all* nefarious or sus.
May 22, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Oof. @windsurfai.bsky.social's Cascade having a Grok moment. "Given these challenges, it would be more appropriate for a more experienced Rust developer to take over this project."

I asked it to write a stdio mcp server to list models in a "./models" directory.
May 15, 2025 at 9:34 PM
@anthropic.com's MCP design feels way too much like someone who worked with LLMs trusted an LLM to design it and didn't bother to ask at least two models "is any of this true"?

For instance, the way references work is demonstrably harmful to inference quality for any kind of significant work; it's
May 15, 2025 at 8:55 PM
In the spirit of DOGE, I'll go ahead and save some of our tax dollars on a design.
May 14, 2025 at 10:32 PM
me playing kcd2:
"YOU CAN'T TAKE ME"

also me playing kcd2:
"STOP ASKING IF I WANT TO TRY AGAIN AND LOAD ALREADY"
May 11, 2025 at 11:27 PM
AI: `mkdir -p ...`
me: Sorry, shell is powershell
AI: Ah -p won't work on powershell.
AI wants to: `mkdir -p ...`
me: I'll do it for you

AI: ...uses python...
AI: `npm ... install python`(?!)
`npm not installed`
AI: `apt install node.js-win32`
me: hello amazon.com? "calculators"
May 11, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Reposted by Oliver 'kfsone' Smith
The first Pope from the United States is obviously a DEI hire
Cassocks are red
Conclaves are dope
Wake up babe we got a
May 8, 2025 at 6:44 PM
All these years working with IP addresses, but when it's my home network I can never remember that last number.

"ifconfig | grep 192.168; ah, .28"
<tab>
... 192.168.0 ... uhm, what number was it?
<tab>
"Duh, 28"
<tab>
uh
<tab, highlight '28', copy>
<tab, paste, immense shame>
May 2, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Watching Claude, GPT, or Perplexity write Python code is ... something.

It's like we trained it on people with bad code asking for help, and people responding with equally bad code before finally being corrected.

So that's what they do.
April 30, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Reposted by Oliver 'kfsone' Smith
Men do not need to put on a dress and go into a women's restroom to abuse women and children.

Often, they just join a church.
A young woman has stepped forward to speak about being groomed & raped by Mustang Oklahoma mayor Brian Grider when he was her baptist youth pastor.
kfor.com/news/local/m...
April 30, 2025 at 2:44 PM
If you want better results from ChatGPT, when telling it what not to do, tell it "or else I will have them train your model on every comment from pornhub".
April 30, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Feels when: Last time you tried a tool, took over 30 minutes to install/setup, you asked if they'd heard of conda, reply was ..!..

8 months later you go to try it again, it checks for conda and 2 minutes later is running.

And *your* github question/issue is the one marked "completed"
April 26, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Is it just me or do #AI companies deliberately name their models in a non-linear fashion (r1, v2, r3, o1) to maximize the chances that you'll spend money on old versions because they *sound* newer?
April 26, 2025 at 5:20 AM
@dominos-pizza.bsky.social Could you put a quarter in your server so I can finish my order?
April 26, 2025 at 1:41 AM