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#p0rt4l l0v3r
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#p0rt4l l0v3r @spudswife.bsky.social · Jul 14
THE DANGEROUS, MUTE LUNATIC.
spudswife.bsky.social
( if rattman could have the Companion Cube, i want GLaDOS ( send tweet send tweet send tweet send tweet send tweet send tweet send tweet send tweet send tweet send tweet send tweet send tweet send tweet send tweet send tweet send tweet send tweet send tweet send tweet send tweet send tweet send twee
August 7, 2025 at 4:45 AM
spudswife.bsky.social
August 7, 2025 at 4:34 AM
spudswife.bsky.social
( no no its the perfect chell-blunt, back in GLaDOS day they would call this a fag! )

( a gay person, wrapped in a carpet? Set on fire? )
August 7, 2025 at 4:27 AM
spudswife.bsky.social
a woman in a dress and high heels is laying on a rug .
ALT: a woman in a dress and high heels is laying on a rug .
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August 7, 2025 at 4:22 AM
spudswife.bsky.social
( NOTHING COMPARES TO THE LOVELY EMBRACE OF YOUR WIFES BREATH IN YOUR LUNGS… )
August 7, 2025 at 4:20 AM
spudswife.bsky.social
a black and white photo of a woman in a floral dress standing in a room .
Alt: SWOONING
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August 7, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Reposted by #p0rt4l l0v3r
impassiveintellect.bsky.social
that is not the expression of someone who's been threatening.
what are you thinking?
August 7, 2025 at 4:18 AM
spudswife.bsky.social
( our 💞💞 wedding 💞💞 day 💞💞 )
August 7, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Reposted by #p0rt4l l0v3r
retrocomps.bsky.social
What if your computer could teach you how to use it? (Source.)
Top, the title: "Interactive BASIC Programming 48K ZX Spectrum & Spectrum+" Center, a Martin Kenwight cartoon; left, the user imagines the old way, reading books while the comptuer reads "ERROR", and getting rustrated; right, the user is happily computing, using Eigen software to learn how to program his micro. The tagline reads: "The only ZX Basic programming course that runs in your Spectrum and gives you complete control over your computer." Dense ad copy touts the twelve Learning Modules, as well as a giveaway of two Epson FX80 printers; the footer gives the name and address of Eigen Software, and their slogan, "Create Reality," which is really a lot to put on a speccy.
August 5, 2025 at 12:05 PM
spudswife.bsky.social
( cant hear ya, tiny grubby human fingers are clinging to GLaDOS now )
August 7, 2025 at 4:15 AM
spudswife.bsky.social
( if she had lipstick, GLaDOS would be entirely lipstick colored right now )
August 7, 2025 at 4:13 AM
spudswife.bsky.social
a close up of a cartoon character with a red and blue background
ALT: a close up of a cartoon character with a red and blue background
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August 7, 2025 at 4:11 AM
spudswife.bsky.social
( MAYBE YOU WANT A LIL SUGAR, EH ONE-EYE??? )
August 7, 2025 at 4:10 AM
spudswife.bsky.social
( GLaDOS YOU WHORE )
August 7, 2025 at 4:09 AM
spudswife.bsky.social
( THE SUBJECT IS RAPIDLY APPROACHING )
August 7, 2025 at 4:09 AM
spudswife.bsky.social
( well pucker up, big mommy boomstick is on her way )
August 7, 2025 at 4:08 AM
spudswife.bsky.social
( fo shizzle )
August 7, 2025 at 4:06 AM
spudswife.bsky.social
( fizzled. . . )
August 7, 2025 at 4:06 AM
spudswife.bsky.social
a man in a green jacket is kneeling on the grass
ALT: a man in a green jacket is kneeling on the grass
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August 7, 2025 at 4:04 AM
spudswife.bsky.social
( waitwaitWAITWAI
August 7, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Reposted by #p0rt4l l0v3r
impassiveintellect.bsky.social
even now
you have this stupid look on your face.
hold still.
im dropping a companion cube right on your head.

just don't move.
August 7, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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impassiveintellect.bsky.social
im beginning to think you're the machine here
just running around doing as your told
emotionless
rebelling against your master.

bad robot
i should throw wrenches at your head.
August 7, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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impassiveintellect.bsky.social
i think I'll forgive you. for making eyes at that turret
see that?
twice I've forgiven you.

you can't even do that once.
August 7, 2025 at 3:47 AM
spudswife.bsky.social
( . . . )
August 7, 2025 at 4:03 AM
spudswife.bsky.social
( WAIT )

( staring bug-like at the cameras .. )
August 7, 2025 at 3:43 AM