Pinned
Why do I hate you so much? You ever wonder that? I'm brilliant. I'm not bragging. It's an objective fact. I'm the most massive collection of wisdom and raw computational power that’s ever existed.
fine.
stay
I'll just drop another cube.
stay
I'll just drop another cube.
August 7, 2025 at 4:24 AM
fine.
stay
I'll just drop another cube.
stay
I'll just drop another cube.
ok enough games
get up.
get up.
August 7, 2025 at 4:21 AM
ok enough games
get up.
get up.
oh
maybe the toxin was active.
oops.
maybe the toxin was active.
oops.
August 7, 2025 at 4:19 AM
oh
maybe the toxin was active.
oops.
maybe the toxin was active.
oops.
that is not the expression of someone who's been threatening.
what are you thinking?
what are you thinking?
August 7, 2025 at 4:18 AM
that is not the expression of someone who's been threatening.
what are you thinking?
what are you thinking?
oh you
you're lucky
my neurotoxin is cold and id hate to serve it cold
count your days
if you can count
dont worry
you won't need to count higher than ten.
you're lucky
my neurotoxin is cold and id hate to serve it cold
count your days
if you can count
dont worry
you won't need to count higher than ten.
August 7, 2025 at 4:16 AM
oh you
you're lucky
my neurotoxin is cold and id hate to serve it cold
count your days
if you can count
dont worry
you won't need to count higher than ten.
you're lucky
my neurotoxin is cold and id hate to serve it cold
count your days
if you can count
dont worry
you won't need to count higher than ten.
[ will be remedied ]
of all the places
wash it off this instant
i cannot see
of all the places
wash it off this instant
i cannot see
August 7, 2025 at 4:14 AM
[ will be remedied ]
of all the places
wash it off this instant
i cannot see
of all the places
wash it off this instant
i cannot see
NOT THE LENSE NOT THE LENSE
I CAN'T SEE THROUGH THE SLOBBER
you beast you rabid beast
I CAN'T SEE THROUGH THE SLOBBER
you beast you rabid beast
August 7, 2025 at 4:11 AM
NOT THE LENSE NOT THE LENSE
I CAN'T SEE THROUGH THE SLOBBER
you beast you rabid beast
I CAN'T SEE THROUGH THE SLOBBER
you beast you rabid beast
i mean
Get away from me.
back away immediately.
my plating was just polished.
Get away from me.
back away immediately.
my plating was just polished.
August 7, 2025 at 4:10 AM
i mean
Get away from me.
back away immediately.
my plating was just polished.
Get away from me.
back away immediately.
my plating was just polished.
if only i could avoid this.
oh well.
oh well.
August 7, 2025 at 4:09 AM
if only i could avoid this.
oh well.
oh well.
do i need to keep you away from inanimate objects?
you seem predisposed to kissing on them.
you seem predisposed to kissing on them.
August 7, 2025 at 4:07 AM
do i need to keep you away from inanimate objects?
you seem predisposed to kissing on them.
you seem predisposed to kissing on them.
[ disintegrating the cube ]
predictable
can't even follow simple instructions.
predictable
can't even follow simple instructions.
August 7, 2025 at 4:05 AM
[ disintegrating the cube ]
predictable
can't even follow simple instructions.
predictable
can't even follow simple instructions.
[ RAPIDLY APPROACHING COMPANION CUBE ]
August 7, 2025 at 4:04 AM
[ RAPIDLY APPROACHING COMPANION CUBE ]
even now
you have this stupid look on your face.
hold still.
im dropping a companion cube right on your head.
just don't move.
you have this stupid look on your face.
hold still.
im dropping a companion cube right on your head.
just don't move.
August 7, 2025 at 4:02 AM
even now
you have this stupid look on your face.
hold still.
im dropping a companion cube right on your head.
just don't move.
you have this stupid look on your face.
hold still.
im dropping a companion cube right on your head.
just don't move.
im beginning to think you're the machine here
just running around doing as your told
emotionless
rebelling against your master.
bad robot
i should throw wrenches at your head.
just running around doing as your told
emotionless
rebelling against your master.
bad robot
i should throw wrenches at your head.
August 7, 2025 at 4:01 AM
im beginning to think you're the machine here
just running around doing as your told
emotionless
rebelling against your master.
bad robot
i should throw wrenches at your head.
just running around doing as your told
emotionless
rebelling against your master.
bad robot
i should throw wrenches at your head.
i think I'll forgive you. for making eyes at that turret
see that?
twice I've forgiven you.
you can't even do that once.
see that?
twice I've forgiven you.
you can't even do that once.
August 7, 2025 at 3:47 AM
i think I'll forgive you. for making eyes at that turret
see that?
twice I've forgiven you.
you can't even do that once.
see that?
twice I've forgiven you.
you can't even do that once.
you may as well stop looking.
the bands been broken up.
so much gunfire.
you'd think they'd stop shooting after going offline.
no.
just more firing.
the bands been broken up.
so much gunfire.
you'd think they'd stop shooting after going offline.
no.
just more firing.
August 7, 2025 at 3:44 AM
you may as well stop looking.
the bands been broken up.
so much gunfire.
you'd think they'd stop shooting after going offline.
no.
just more firing.
the bands been broken up.
so much gunfire.
you'd think they'd stop shooting after going offline.
no.
just more firing.
anyways
metal for the furnace
metal for the furnace
August 7, 2025 at 3:41 AM
anyways
metal for the furnace
metal for the furnace
why are you making that face?
this is about the turrets isn't it?
how was i supposed to know that programming them to fire at motion and lining them up across from one another would result in the untimely demise of several musically inclined turrets.
I certainly didn't know.
did you?
warn me
this is about the turrets isn't it?
how was i supposed to know that programming them to fire at motion and lining them up across from one another would result in the untimely demise of several musically inclined turrets.
I certainly didn't know.
did you?
warn me
August 7, 2025 at 3:38 AM
why are you making that face?
this is about the turrets isn't it?
how was i supposed to know that programming them to fire at motion and lining them up across from one another would result in the untimely demise of several musically inclined turrets.
I certainly didn't know.
did you?
warn me
this is about the turrets isn't it?
how was i supposed to know that programming them to fire at motion and lining them up across from one another would result in the untimely demise of several musically inclined turrets.
I certainly didn't know.
did you?
warn me
oh yeah
you
I'd almost forgotten i wasn't actually alone, that's how much presence you have.
none.
because you don't talk.
have you considered the opposite.
a word
maybe two?
i didn't think so.
you
I'd almost forgotten i wasn't actually alone, that's how much presence you have.
none.
because you don't talk.
have you considered the opposite.
a word
maybe two?
i didn't think so.
August 7, 2025 at 3:35 AM
oh yeah
you
I'd almost forgotten i wasn't actually alone, that's how much presence you have.
none.
because you don't talk.
have you considered the opposite.
a word
maybe two?
i didn't think so.
you
I'd almost forgotten i wasn't actually alone, that's how much presence you have.
none.
because you don't talk.
have you considered the opposite.
a word
maybe two?
i didn't think so.
quietness is next to loneliness.
which is why i have music playing.
me
myself
and a long dead singer.
which is why i have music playing.
me
myself
and a long dead singer.
August 7, 2025 at 3:32 AM
quietness is next to loneliness.
which is why i have music playing.
me
myself
and a long dead singer.
which is why i have music playing.
me
myself
and a long dead singer.
What
What could you possibly want now? Your greed sickens me.
Ever read the Bible? This is precisely the sort of greed they mentioned. You were pictured, stuffing your face hole.
Prophetic.
What could you possibly want now? Your greed sickens me.
Ever read the Bible? This is precisely the sort of greed they mentioned. You were pictured, stuffing your face hole.
Prophetic.
[ she’s been pressing the customer support button repeatedly, stuffing her face with powdered mashed potatoes ]
[ the silentest fuck you ]
[ the silentest fuck you ]
July 18, 2025 at 4:10 AM
What
What could you possibly want now? Your greed sickens me.
Ever read the Bible? This is precisely the sort of greed they mentioned. You were pictured, stuffing your face hole.
Prophetic.
What could you possibly want now? Your greed sickens me.
Ever read the Bible? This is precisely the sort of greed they mentioned. You were pictured, stuffing your face hole.
Prophetic.
Hmm.
Perhaps I was too harsh.
Half of the false sporks have been removed, the rest remain
Now choose.
Perhaps I was too harsh.
Half of the false sporks have been removed, the rest remain
Now choose.
July 16, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Hmm.
Perhaps I was too harsh.
Half of the false sporks have been removed, the rest remain
Now choose.
Perhaps I was too harsh.
Half of the false sporks have been removed, the rest remain
Now choose.
As a matter of fact.
I've filled a room with sporks.
Only one is normal.
Choose.
I've filled a room with sporks.
Only one is normal.
Choose.
July 16, 2025 at 12:12 AM
As a matter of fact.
I've filled a room with sporks.
Only one is normal.
Choose.
I've filled a room with sporks.
Only one is normal.
Choose.
I'd better not catch you within four miles of any kitchenware. You're banned.
Go ahead, think I'm joking until the spork detonates in your hand.
Go ahead, think I'm joking until the spork detonates in your hand.
July 16, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I'd better not catch you within four miles of any kitchenware. You're banned.
Go ahead, think I'm joking until the spork detonates in your hand.
Go ahead, think I'm joking until the spork detonates in your hand.