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OU fans in the upper deck should be working on their ouroboros balloon snake
I always want Oklahoma to lose just as a general principle, but there's the added benefit of this loss being used as a reason both for Texas to be included and excluded for the playoff and this is the exact level of stupidity I am here for.
November 29, 2025 at 11:12 PM
OU fans in the upper deck should be working on their ouroboros balloon snake
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thanksgiving is a time for people to come together, to celebrate the spirit of unity despite our differences, and to demonstrate that, here is busta rhymes performing "break ya neck" with raphael the ninja turtle
November 27, 2025 at 4:06 PM
thanksgiving is a time for people to come together, to celebrate the spirit of unity despite our differences, and to demonstrate that, here is busta rhymes performing "break ya neck" with raphael the ninja turtle
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Sure, you spent time with your family tonight, but I saw a Texas player unintentionally spike a basketball into a ref's face which resulted in a technical foul where an 89% free throw shooter bricked both free throws, so who really won here
November 27, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Sure, you spent time with your family tonight, but I saw a Texas player unintentionally spike a basketball into a ref's face which resulted in a technical foul where an 89% free throw shooter bricked both free throws, so who really won here
Chucky Brown calling radio for NC State could use a little more leg room
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Chucky Brown calling radio for NC State could use a little more leg room
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Pretty sure I had Vokietaitis on vacation a couple years ago, nothing serious
November 26, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Pretty sure I had Vokietaitis on vacation a couple years ago, nothing serious
Who wins a sweating contest: me or Sean Miller?
I'm no fashion expert but it seems a little hot for @sprotsbot.bsky.social to wear that much velour in Hawaii
November 26, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Who wins a sweating contest: me or Sean Miller?
Ready to let Chaminade break my heart again
November 26, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Ready to let Chaminade break my heart again
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Chaminade-Texas what could go wrong?
November 25, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Chaminade-Texas what could go wrong?
November 25, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Thank God they fixed the AC in here. Was worried we would all drown in Sean Miller’s sweat.
November 25, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Thank God they fixed the AC in here. Was worried we would all drown in Sean Miller’s sweat.
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The Thunder have been impressive in ways that we've all discussed but the funniest thing are the moments where they see zone and laugh now.
November 24, 2025 at 1:37 AM
The Thunder have been impressive in ways that we've all discussed but the funniest thing are the moments where they see zone and laugh now.
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Gotta say: an antler-based 3-point celebration by a Buck feels so obvious that I can't believe we hadn't seen it before now. Salute, Myles Turner.
November 21, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Gotta say: an antler-based 3-point celebration by a Buck feels so obvious that I can't believe we hadn't seen it before now. Salute, Myles Turner.
Last year the scoring margins between Texas and non-power schools were 31, 47, 46, 22, 24, 64, 36, and 24. Texas fans just hate Rodney Terry.
November 19, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Last year the scoring margins between Texas and non-power schools were 31, 47, 46, 22, 24, 64, 36, and 24. Texas fans just hate Rodney Terry.
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It’s not scientifically possible to make me angry about playoff rankings. It’s just not. What about Miami bitch I am listening to a lady belt it in a Mexican restaurant. Determining the 13th best team in the nation is way over there.
November 19, 2025 at 4:57 PM
It’s not scientifically possible to make me angry about playoff rankings. It’s just not. What about Miami bitch I am listening to a lady belt it in a Mexican restaurant. Determining the 13th best team in the nation is way over there.
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Cam Heide's going to have to hit a lot more threes this year if Texas is going to have a prayer of going .500 in conference play
November 19, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Cam Heide's going to have to hit a lot more threes this year if Texas is going to have a prayer of going .500 in conference play
I was about to note that Jordan Pope had 5 total points so far this week off 15 shot attempts. But now he has… 8 points off 16 shot attempts. So he showed me.
November 19, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I was about to note that Jordan Pope had 5 total points so far this week off 15 shot attempts. But now he has… 8 points off 16 shot attempts. So he showed me.
I thought the UT game was tomorrow so I’m just now turning on the game.
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November 19, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I thought the UT game was tomorrow so I’m just now turning on the game.
I never tire of Eric Collins joking about the relationship between Amir Coffey and Isaiah Joe
Works so well coming from Buzz City no less
Works so well coming from Buzz City no less
November 16, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I never tire of Eric Collins joking about the relationship between Amir Coffey and Isaiah Joe
Works so well coming from Buzz City no less
Works so well coming from Buzz City no less
ESPN commentators talking about if you don’t play quality opponents in non-conference you are wasting two months. But how else were we going to find out if my basketball team was better than Lafayette?
November 14, 2025 at 1:36 AM
ESPN commentators talking about if you don’t play quality opponents in non-conference you are wasting two months. But how else were we going to find out if my basketball team was better than Lafayette?
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most of my emails have a subject line that says “dude check this out” and then the entire text is a screenshot of an nba box score from like 1998
November 12, 2025 at 11:55 PM
most of my emails have a subject line that says “dude check this out” and then the entire text is a screenshot of an nba box score from like 1998
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what?! was that a common foul?! fuck Draymond
November 10, 2025 at 1:15 AM
what?! was that a common foul?! fuck Draymond
Anthon “Doug” McDermott
November 8, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Anthon “Doug” McDermott
I’d make fun of the photo selection used but this might be the least sweaty photo of him I’ve ever seen
November 8, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I’d make fun of the photo selection used but this might be the least sweaty photo of him I’ve ever seen