S.P. Quigley
@spquigley.com
I write literature and software. Latest short story upcoming in the journal The Nature of Things: Duality and Paradox.
Product makes me want to run into a pillar at platform nine and three quarters
December 8, 2024 at 12:33 PM
Product makes me want to run into a pillar at platform nine and three quarters
Reposted by S.P. Quigley
Warner Bros really writing Tolkien like it's darth maul with horses when all I want is The Great Hobbiton Hoedown starring Flamshickle Berrywickle
December 2, 2024 at 10:22 PM
Warner Bros really writing Tolkien like it's darth maul with horses when all I want is The Great Hobbiton Hoedown starring Flamshickle Berrywickle
can you spot the difference?
December 1, 2024 at 7:33 AM
can you spot the difference?
ronald out here plundering costco for rao's tomato sauce six packs like the last time he baked ziti wasn't 1995
November 30, 2024 at 5:33 PM
ronald out here plundering costco for rao's tomato sauce six packs like the last time he baked ziti wasn't 1995
if I ever meet the fella who invented regex I'm gonna ^(?:\x62(?:\x65\x67)\x20)?(?:\x66\x6f\x72)\x20(?:\x66(?:\x6f(?:\x72(?:\x67(?:\x69(?:\x76(?:\x65(?:\x6e(?:\x65\x73\x73)))))))))$
November 30, 2024 at 2:04 PM
if I ever meet the fella who invented regex I'm gonna ^(?:\x62(?:\x65\x67)\x20)?(?:\x66\x6f\x72)\x20(?:\x66(?:\x6f(?:\x72(?:\x67(?:\x69(?:\x76(?:\x65(?:\x6e(?:\x65\x73\x73)))))))))$
question mark really just makes a ? sound like it thinks I’m some gullible clown
November 29, 2024 at 9:39 PM
question mark really just makes a ? sound like it thinks I’m some gullible clown
asked mom for spare pecans.
"you mean pecans?"
"yeah."
"why do you say it like that."
"like what."
"peekins."
"do you have any" I ask.
"you won't believe it Shaine your father is vomiting"
"oh."
"thanksgiving is cancelled."
"oh."
"don't bother with the sweet potato casserole."
"you mean pecans?"
"yeah."
"why do you say it like that."
"like what."
"peekins."
"do you have any" I ask.
"you won't believe it Shaine your father is vomiting"
"oh."
"thanksgiving is cancelled."
"oh."
"don't bother with the sweet potato casserole."
November 27, 2024 at 7:36 PM
asked mom for spare pecans.
"you mean pecans?"
"yeah."
"why do you say it like that."
"like what."
"peekins."
"do you have any" I ask.
"you won't believe it Shaine your father is vomiting"
"oh."
"thanksgiving is cancelled."
"oh."
"don't bother with the sweet potato casserole."
"you mean pecans?"
"yeah."
"why do you say it like that."
"like what."
"peekins."
"do you have any" I ask.
"you won't believe it Shaine your father is vomiting"
"oh."
"thanksgiving is cancelled."
"oh."
"don't bother with the sweet potato casserole."
staggering Larry energy
Classic...
1957 Buick Century Caballero Estate Wagon Custom
via RM Sotheby's rmsothebys.com/auctions/az2...
1957 Buick Century Caballero Estate Wagon Custom
via RM Sotheby's rmsothebys.com/auctions/az2...
November 25, 2024 at 4:00 AM
staggering Larry energy
to the office thanksgiving potluck some unknown hero brought two full baking sheets of crabcakes. extremely powerful. they put a mirepoix in them and everything. yet I will be stoned plumb to death if I show my face this thursday without my signature sweet potato casserole
November 23, 2024 at 4:16 AM
to the office thanksgiving potluck some unknown hero brought two full baking sheets of crabcakes. extremely powerful. they put a mirepoix in them and everything. yet I will be stoned plumb to death if I show my face this thursday without my signature sweet potato casserole
What exactly is that tomfoolery turkeys got on their face
November 23, 2024 at 12:53 AM
What exactly is that tomfoolery turkeys got on their face
trapped into making that god damned thanksgiving sweet potato casserole this year again and idk if my fucking heart can take it
November 22, 2024 at 6:46 PM
trapped into making that god damned thanksgiving sweet potato casserole this year again and idk if my fucking heart can take it
Craigslist cannot hold a candle
November 22, 2024 at 1:18 PM
Craigslist cannot hold a candle
