Spooky J. Weaselbones
@spookyweaselbones.bsky.social
Undead Weasel, sometimes a puppet, always a scoundrel
For booking/press inquiries please contact complaintsdept@dominospizza.gov
For booking/press inquiries please contact complaintsdept@dominospizza.gov
Pinned
Men fear me
Fish fear men
That makes me the Scariest
Fish fear men
That makes me the Scariest
Me: that guy was totally hitting on me
Friend: I think he really was just trying to recruit you as a mall Santa with no ulterior motive
Friend: I think he really was just trying to recruit you as a mall Santa with no ulterior motive
December 13, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Me: that guy was totally hitting on me
Friend: I think he really was just trying to recruit you as a mall Santa with no ulterior motive
Friend: I think he really was just trying to recruit you as a mall Santa with no ulterior motive
“Magistrate prevents Gendarmerie from sending Edmond Dantés back to Chateau D’If for the eleventh time”
December 12, 2025 at 9:47 PM
“Magistrate prevents Gendarmerie from sending Edmond Dantés back to Chateau D’If for the eleventh time”
Interior decorating for straight men!
You may choose from the following four genres:
1. Sports Bar
2. Hunting Lodge
3. Steampunk without all the nerd shit
4. Garage
You may choose from the following four genres:
1. Sports Bar
2. Hunting Lodge
3. Steampunk without all the nerd shit
4. Garage
December 12, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Interior decorating for straight men!
You may choose from the following four genres:
1. Sports Bar
2. Hunting Lodge
3. Steampunk without all the nerd shit
4. Garage
You may choose from the following four genres:
1. Sports Bar
2. Hunting Lodge
3. Steampunk without all the nerd shit
4. Garage
Bojack Horseman writers will be like “nobody but nobody messes with Slowpoke Tortarelli!”
December 9, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Bojack Horseman writers will be like “nobody but nobody messes with Slowpoke Tortarelli!”
Progress vid on re-building the Waldo
The goal with the redesign is to enable the use of all four fingers on the right hand. This ended up having a ripple effect and nearly every part has been replaced
The goal with the redesign is to enable the use of all four fingers on the right hand. This ended up having a ripple effect and nearly every part has been replaced
December 8, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Progress vid on re-building the Waldo
The goal with the redesign is to enable the use of all four fingers on the right hand. This ended up having a ripple effect and nearly every part has been replaced
The goal with the redesign is to enable the use of all four fingers on the right hand. This ended up having a ripple effect and nearly every part has been replaced
The callout influencer got cancelled? All they did was accumulate an audience who are hypervigilant transgression loggers who get off on a downfall. You’re telling me that backfired somehow?
November 29, 2025 at 9:59 AM
The callout influencer got cancelled? All they did was accumulate an audience who are hypervigilant transgression loggers who get off on a downfall. You’re telling me that backfired somehow?
Reposted by Spooky J. Weaselbones
Reposted by Spooky J. Weaselbones
Crash Bandicoot 1 Skunk
November 17, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Crash Bandicoot 1 Skunk
Putin: Let’s play medieval times! I’ll be king, and you’ll be the boy who carries around a bucket of shit.
Donald: Awwww rats! I’m tired of being shit bucket boy.
Putin: But you’re so good at it! Oh please?
Kim, Netanyahu, Orban, Lukashenko: Please? Please? Nobody can do it as good as you!
Donald: Awwww rats! I’m tired of being shit bucket boy.
Putin: But you’re so good at it! Oh please?
Kim, Netanyahu, Orban, Lukashenko: Please? Please? Nobody can do it as good as you!
November 16, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Putin: Let’s play medieval times! I’ll be king, and you’ll be the boy who carries around a bucket of shit.
Donald: Awwww rats! I’m tired of being shit bucket boy.
Putin: But you’re so good at it! Oh please?
Kim, Netanyahu, Orban, Lukashenko: Please? Please? Nobody can do it as good as you!
Donald: Awwww rats! I’m tired of being shit bucket boy.
Putin: But you’re so good at it! Oh please?
Kim, Netanyahu, Orban, Lukashenko: Please? Please? Nobody can do it as good as you!
But this could be ANY Donald
November 13, 2025 at 1:48 PM
But this could be ANY Donald
Reposted by Spooky J. Weaselbones
Eraserhead baby labubu
August 16, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Eraserhead baby labubu
“Final item is an eye test, please read the top line on the card.”
“I, was, just, following, or—orders.”
“You pass welcome to ICE.”
“I, was, just, following, or—orders.”
“You pass welcome to ICE.”
November 12, 2025 at 7:53 AM
“Final item is an eye test, please read the top line on the card.”
“I, was, just, following, or—orders.”
“You pass welcome to ICE.”
“I, was, just, following, or—orders.”
“You pass welcome to ICE.”
Side-by-side with the Waldo (and new threads by @cramble.bsky.social )
#digitalpuppetry #waldopuppet #spooky
#digitalpuppetry #waldopuppet #spooky
November 9, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Side-by-side with the Waldo (and new threads by @cramble.bsky.social )
#digitalpuppetry #waldopuppet #spooky
#digitalpuppetry #waldopuppet #spooky
*trying to seem rich and sophisticated at a party*
I own a racing horse with Blanket Jackson.
I own a racing horse with Blanket Jackson.
November 8, 2025 at 5:09 AM
*trying to seem rich and sophisticated at a party*
I own a racing horse with Blanket Jackson.
I own a racing horse with Blanket Jackson.
Month changed.
FUCKS sake
FUCKS sake
November 2, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Month changed.
FUCKS sake
FUCKS sake
CANCEL YOUR WEDDING (if it's happening in the next few hours
Live with Dr. AC, Skip Redstone, and Lucy Ba'al at 3pm Quinoa zone / 5pm hot dog quadrant
www.youtube.com/live/iuKllIq...
Live with Dr. AC, Skip Redstone, and Lucy Ba'al at 3pm Quinoa zone / 5pm hot dog quadrant
www.youtube.com/live/iuKllIq...
POST-HALLOWEEN HANG WITH LUCY, SKIP, AND SPOOKY!! (SCARE-A-THON 2025)
Celebrate the close of the scary season with Lucy Ba'al, Spooky Weaselbones, and Skip Redstone as we wrap up SCARE-A-THON 2025, benefiting the INTERNATIONAL RESCUE COMMITTEE! (details below)
Lucy, Sp...
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November 1, 2025 at 7:53 PM
CANCEL YOUR WEDDING (if it's happening in the next few hours
Live with Dr. AC, Skip Redstone, and Lucy Ba'al at 3pm Quinoa zone / 5pm hot dog quadrant
www.youtube.com/live/iuKllIq...
Live with Dr. AC, Skip Redstone, and Lucy Ba'al at 3pm Quinoa zone / 5pm hot dog quadrant
www.youtube.com/live/iuKllIq...
With the black light on and off
I don’t think I could ever choose
I don’t think I could ever choose
November 1, 2025 at 3:51 AM
With the black light on and off
I don’t think I could ever choose
I don’t think I could ever choose
Get the fuck ready for #halloween #funfacts 2025
October 25, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Get the fuck ready for #halloween #funfacts 2025
"Hey maybe World's Biggest Slave-Owner Memorial Highschool isn't a great name"
HISTORY!!! YOU'RE ERASING HISTORY!!!
[century old wing of White House being demolished]
*silence*
HISTORY!!! YOU'RE ERASING HISTORY!!!
[century old wing of White House being demolished]
*silence*
October 23, 2025 at 1:17 AM
"Hey maybe World's Biggest Slave-Owner Memorial Highschool isn't a great name"
HISTORY!!! YOU'RE ERASING HISTORY!!!
[century old wing of White House being demolished]
*silence*
HISTORY!!! YOU'RE ERASING HISTORY!!!
[century old wing of White House being demolished]
*silence*
My blood has MACROplastics in it you pathetics
October 16, 2025 at 1:01 AM
My blood has MACROplastics in it you pathetics
First two jacks of the season
October 11, 2025 at 5:01 AM
First two jacks of the season
america's a really great country you just don't know him like I do plus he makes really great chili I should never have been pushy about my rights I KNEW it would make him angry
October 7, 2025 at 11:46 PM
america's a really great country you just don't know him like I do plus he makes really great chili I should never have been pushy about my rights I KNEW it would make him angry