Spooky Skelly Gurl
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Fabergé Smegma
August 22, 2024 at 10:10 PM
Fabergé Smegma
*googles "Passion of the Christ adjusted for inflation," flooded with images of Jesus inflated like a balloon and popping and flying all over the place when they crucify him, making the Three Stooges noise*
August 4, 2024 at 8:54 PM
*googles "Passion of the Christ adjusted for inflation," flooded with images of Jesus inflated like a balloon and popping and flying all over the place when they crucify him, making the Three Stooges noise*
"better to be pissed off than pissed on"
-rageaholic watersports enthusiast
-rageaholic watersports enthusiast
February 10, 2024 at 10:28 PM
"better to be pissed off than pissed on"
-rageaholic watersports enthusiast
-rageaholic watersports enthusiast
what good is all this algorithm bullshit if Google thinks I care about some sports team when I'm just trying to get to the Wikipedia article for Ralph Bakshi's Wizards?
January 29, 2024 at 12:37 AM
what good is all this algorithm bullshit if Google thinks I care about some sports team when I'm just trying to get to the Wikipedia article for Ralph Bakshi's Wizards?
people grow up never once questioning Marcie calling Patty "sir" and pretend not to understand the concept of a he/him lesbian
January 13, 2024 at 5:08 PM
people grow up never once questioning Marcie calling Patty "sir" and pretend not to understand the concept of a he/him lesbian
Dude dunking on PissFeetAndIncestEnjoyer88: "well at least I don't like feet, lol"
January 12, 2024 at 8:43 PM
Dude dunking on PissFeetAndIncestEnjoyer88: "well at least I don't like feet, lol"
cargo pants are great actually. Having a bunch of pockets is fucking great, don't let anyone shame you into giving that up.
January 5, 2024 at 11:19 PM
cargo pants are great actually. Having a bunch of pockets is fucking great, don't let anyone shame you into giving that up.
"I got covid."
"What's 'covid'?"
"Covideez nuts!"
(This conversation took place in 2019.)
"What's 'covid'?"
"Covideez nuts!"
(This conversation took place in 2019.)
December 30, 2023 at 5:16 PM
"I got covid."
"What's 'covid'?"
"Covideez nuts!"
(This conversation took place in 2019.)
"What's 'covid'?"
"Covideez nuts!"
(This conversation took place in 2019.)
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crème of bussy
December 26, 2023 at 9:54 PM
crème of bussy
he's takin' a shit
he's checkin' it twice
he's checkin' it twice
December 24, 2023 at 1:56 AM
he's takin' a shit
he's checkin' it twice
he's checkin' it twice
really appreciate that Dracula's definition of "man" has nothing to do with chromosomes or genitals. It's something at least, it's a start
December 23, 2023 at 9:09 PM
really appreciate that Dracula's definition of "man" has nothing to do with chromosomes or genitals. It's something at least, it's a start
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Visiting grandma at the nursing home and gradually walking her to the residence computer to like my tweet about frotting
December 18, 2023 at 5:31 PM
Visiting grandma at the nursing home and gradually walking her to the residence computer to like my tweet about frotting
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whas the fucking point of even posting on here when you cant get dmed by a 24 year old e girl saying "This is us" with a picture of two rats wearing sweaters or some shit
December 14, 2023 at 12:40 AM
whas the fucking point of even posting on here when you cant get dmed by a 24 year old e girl saying "This is us" with a picture of two rats wearing sweaters or some shit
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i even made this dumb fucking thing because of it
December 8, 2023 at 5:43 AM
i even made this dumb fucking thing because of it
The two genders: Wallace & Gromit
December 17, 2023 at 3:13 PM
The two genders: Wallace & Gromit
*person with two fat asses jiggling in their face, but one is not quite as fat as the other* "wow, two cakes!"
December 16, 2023 at 10:33 PM
*person with two fat asses jiggling in their face, but one is not quite as fat as the other* "wow, two cakes!"
"you are not a them"
-Mario, upon realizing he's mistaken you for one of his several non-binary friends
-Mario, upon realizing he's mistaken you for one of his several non-binary friends
December 16, 2023 at 5:49 PM
"you are not a them"
-Mario, upon realizing he's mistaken you for one of his several non-binary friends
-Mario, upon realizing he's mistaken you for one of his several non-binary friends
*trying to figure out if someone actually likes Garfield or if they're just being ironic*
"Are you, ya know, A Friend of Quinton?"
"Are you, ya know, A Friend of Quinton?"
December 14, 2023 at 7:13 PM
*trying to figure out if someone actually likes Garfield or if they're just being ironic*
"Are you, ya know, A Friend of Quinton?"
"Are you, ya know, A Friend of Quinton?"
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trouble with the assignment of turning off motion smoothing on my parents’ TV when home for the holidays is that i’m always too drunk to figure it out when we finally want to watch something and then i just sit there fuming as my parents assure me it looks fine to them
November 26, 2023 at 10:55 PM
trouble with the assignment of turning off motion smoothing on my parents’ TV when home for the holidays is that i’m always too drunk to figure it out when we finally want to watch something and then i just sit there fuming as my parents assure me it looks fine to them
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biblically accurate sluggo
December 2, 2023 at 11:19 PM
biblically accurate sluggo
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u kno how in family guy they do that thing where they build up to an obvious punchline, then the build up takes so long it stops being funny, then the build up starts being funny again, stops again for even longer, then the punchline feels relieving? Thats what waiting for kissinger to die was like.
November 30, 2023 at 2:09 AM
u kno how in family guy they do that thing where they build up to an obvious punchline, then the build up takes so long it stops being funny, then the build up starts being funny again, stops again for even longer, then the punchline feels relieving? Thats what waiting for kissinger to die was like.
I don't have a dominant bone in my body, but I imagine the pleasure a dom gets is kind of like when my phone is Slow Charging and says I need to use the power adapter it came with to charge faster, but I just unplug and replug until it starts acting right, only, you know, more sexual.
November 29, 2023 at 6:09 AM
I don't have a dominant bone in my body, but I imagine the pleasure a dom gets is kind of like when my phone is Slow Charging and says I need to use the power adapter it came with to charge faster, but I just unplug and replug until it starts acting right, only, you know, more sexual.