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𝙼𝙳𝙽𝙸 // 21+ // 𝙻𝚎𝚠𝚍 𝙴𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚎𝚍 // 𝙽𝚘𝚗-𝙻𝚎𝚠𝚍
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It really does....
Which is why he'll probably be disappointed to hear she's just getting a normal brown sugar milk tea boba
Which is why he'll probably be disappointed to hear she's just getting a normal brown sugar milk tea boba
It’s because it’s so hyper specific.
He walks up to the barista and orders his drink, waiting for Stephanie to pick a drink. This shop had several good options.
He walks up to the barista and orders his drink, waiting for Stephanie to pick a drink. This shop had several good options.
She'd look at the menu as she stood in line, trying to figure out what she would have. She already knew Damian was all set on his matcha boba tea with oat milk, brown sugar, brown boba and coconut jellies....
And she has no idea how she actually remembered that
And she has no idea how she actually remembered that
February 4, 2026 at 4:13 AM
It really does....
Which is why he'll probably be disappointed to hear she's just getting a normal brown sugar milk tea boba
Which is why he'll probably be disappointed to hear she's just getting a normal brown sugar milk tea boba
She'd look at the menu as she stood in line, trying to figure out what she would have. She already knew Damian was all set on his matcha boba tea with oat milk, brown sugar, brown boba and coconut jellies....
And she has no idea how she actually remembered that
And she has no idea how she actually remembered that
“Yes..”
He enters before her, shaking the snow off his boots before walking inside.
He enters before her, shaking the snow off his boots before walking inside.
“Well, here we are buddy”
Shed open the door and hold it open for him, walking in after
Shed open the door and hold it open for him, walking in after
February 4, 2026 at 3:47 AM
She'd look at the menu as she stood in line, trying to figure out what she would have. She already knew Damian was all set on his matcha boba tea with oat milk, brown sugar, brown boba and coconut jellies....
And she has no idea how she actually remembered that
And she has no idea how she actually remembered that
“Well, here we are buddy”
Shed open the door and hold it open for him, walking in after
Shed open the door and hold it open for him, walking in after
He was just more so talking to himself by the time they get to the boba shop.
Not a single slip between the two of them.
Not a single slip between the two of them.
She's paying attention to the things he points out at, the stuff hes very clearly passionate about... For at least the next minute
She's nodding and agreeing to the words he say, as if they were something really important being spoken about
She's nodding and agreeing to the words he say, as if they were something really important being spoken about
February 4, 2026 at 3:44 AM
“Well, here we are buddy”
Shed open the door and hold it open for him, walking in after
Shed open the door and hold it open for him, walking in after
Got it
And she's on her way, will be there within the next 5 hours at least.... Not counting for any delays caused by snow, faulty light, super-villain attacks, or flying muffins
And she's on her way, will be there within the next 5 hours at least.... Not counting for any delays caused by snow, faulty light, super-villain attacks, or flying muffins
February 4, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Got it
And she's on her way, will be there within the next 5 hours at least.... Not counting for any delays caused by snow, faulty light, super-villain attacks, or flying muffins
And she's on her way, will be there within the next 5 hours at least.... Not counting for any delays caused by snow, faulty light, super-villain attacks, or flying muffins
Steph would let out a slight laugh aswell
“Hey I always say dream big or fail big, as long as you enjoy it"
She'd give a quick smile before drinking more of her coffee
“And I'm sure you'll be even more famous than Lois Schmois Lane”
“Hey I always say dream big or fail big, as long as you enjoy it"
She'd give a quick smile before drinking more of her coffee
“And I'm sure you'll be even more famous than Lois Schmois Lane”
“Experience doing coffee runs?”
She let out a quick laugh.
“I'm joking, I'm joking!!”
Sipping a little more from the coffee… Wasn't actually THAT bad… Maybe she liked coffee?
“The chance to be a journalist is what I'm mostly aiming for. Maybe I can be as famous as Lois Lane one day, you know?”
She let out a quick laugh.
“I'm joking, I'm joking!!”
Sipping a little more from the coffee… Wasn't actually THAT bad… Maybe she liked coffee?
“The chance to be a journalist is what I'm mostly aiming for. Maybe I can be as famous as Lois Lane one day, you know?”
“Yea, it is. But its good experience and a good chance to get an actual job"
She'd keep sipping on her cappuccino, slowly finishing it
She'd keep sipping on her cappuccino, slowly finishing it
February 4, 2026 at 3:42 AM
Steph would let out a slight laugh aswell
“Hey I always say dream big or fail big, as long as you enjoy it"
She'd give a quick smile before drinking more of her coffee
“And I'm sure you'll be even more famous than Lois Schmois Lane”
“Hey I always say dream big or fail big, as long as you enjoy it"
She'd give a quick smile before drinking more of her coffee
“And I'm sure you'll be even more famous than Lois Schmois Lane”
She's paying attention to the things he points out at, the stuff hes very clearly passionate about... For at least the next minute
She's nodding and agreeing to the words he say, as if they were something really important being spoken about
She's nodding and agreeing to the words he say, as if they were something really important being spoken about
He has his moments.
He continues walking, stopping every now and then to look at stuff, and to make sure Steph hasn’t abandoned him.
He points out birds and long icicles, and cars that have way too much snow on them, but he also points out people that are wearing coats and hats that have colors—
He continues walking, stopping every now and then to look at stuff, and to make sure Steph hasn’t abandoned him.
He points out birds and long icicles, and cars that have way too much snow on them, but he also points out people that are wearing coats and hats that have colors—
And she was very much enjoying spending time with him as well, despite his dramatic flair at time, she did like him as well. The cute, adorable, some times scary, kid that he is
February 4, 2026 at 3:38 AM
She's paying attention to the things he points out at, the stuff hes very clearly passionate about... For at least the next minute
She's nodding and agreeing to the words he say, as if they were something really important being spoken about
She's nodding and agreeing to the words he say, as if they were something really important being spoken about
And she was very much enjoying spending time with him as well, despite his dramatic flair at time, she did like him as well. The cute, adorable, some times scary, kid that he is
He’s just happily stomping around, being a kid for a bit. He was with Steph… he liked her. He felt safe with her. (Despite what had just transpired. He just wanted an excuse to spend time with her.)
Still walking, still following him. Looking around at the nature
February 2, 2026 at 4:35 AM
And she was very much enjoying spending time with him as well, despite his dramatic flair at time, she did like him as well. The cute, adorable, some times scary, kid that he is
And cue the blonde scooching in under the blanket and snuggling up close to her
cue the brunette opening the blanket, scooting over happily.
Definitely temoted....
OK I'm giving in, make space
OK I'm giving in, make space
February 2, 2026 at 4:33 AM
And cue the blonde scooching in under the blanket and snuggling up close to her
Definitely temoted....
OK I'm giving in, make space
OK I'm giving in, make space
could always come join.
it’s pretty warm.
it’s pretty warm.
Looking comfy
February 2, 2026 at 4:24 AM
Definitely temoted....
OK I'm giving in, make space
OK I'm giving in, make space
Looking comfy
February 2, 2026 at 4:21 AM
Looking comfy
“Yea, it is. But its good experience and a good chance to get an actual job"
She'd keep sipping on her cappuccino, slowly finishing it
She'd keep sipping on her cappuccino, slowly finishing it
Linda blew a little on the cappuccino to cool it down before taking a sip.
“Ahh, an intern job is pretty hard, right? To be honest, my experience with journalism is all intern stuff in news companies too…”
“Ahh, an intern job is pretty hard, right? To be honest, my experience with journalism is all intern stuff in news companies too…”
“Yea....”
She'd take a sip of the cappuccino before answering, it was actually pretty good
“Mm, good choice. I uhh... Honestly? I mostly just do coffee runs...”
Now that was a lie, but only because again she can't tell her that she's a crime fighter in reality
She'd take a sip of the cappuccino before answering, it was actually pretty good
“Mm, good choice. I uhh... Honestly? I mostly just do coffee runs...”
Now that was a lie, but only because again she can't tell her that she's a crime fighter in reality
February 2, 2026 at 4:16 AM
“Yea, it is. But its good experience and a good chance to get an actual job"
She'd keep sipping on her cappuccino, slowly finishing it
She'd keep sipping on her cappuccino, slowly finishing it
Still walking, still following him. Looking around at the nature
He is also hoping to not slip and fall. That would be embarrassing.
She just follows after him, mostly trying not to slip and fall on the icy road
February 2, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Still walking, still following him. Looking around at the nature
She just follows after him, mostly trying not to slip and fall on the icy road
“Yes, I know the way.”
He’s happy to be the leader of this expedition. Though it is cold and icy. He will lead the way.
He’s happy to be the leader of this expedition. Though it is cold and icy. He will lead the way.
She opened the door and stepped outside
“Wanna lead the way?”
“Wanna lead the way?”
February 2, 2026 at 4:10 AM
She just follows after him, mostly trying not to slip and fall on the icy road
“Yea....”
She'd take a sip of the cappuccino before answering, it was actually pretty good
“Mm, good choice. I uhh... Honestly? I mostly just do coffee runs...”
Now that was a lie, but only because again she can't tell her that she's a crime fighter in reality
She'd take a sip of the cappuccino before answering, it was actually pretty good
“Mm, good choice. I uhh... Honestly? I mostly just do coffee runs...”
Now that was a lie, but only because again she can't tell her that she's a crime fighter in reality
“Wayne Enterprises? Ohh… That's so cool! What do you do there?”
Honestly, that was a genuine question, only thing she knew about the company was that it was a very rich one.
The waiter returned, leaving both their drinks on the table.
Honestly, that was a genuine question, only thing she knew about the company was that it was a very rich one.
The waiter returned, leaving both their drinks on the table.
“Uhhh"
Well now, this sure is a complicated question. How she should she answer this? Can't exactly tell her she beats up criminals on a nightly basis
“I have a internship at Wayne Enterprises.... ”
Yea, that should be good enough. Also its technically not wrong
Well now, this sure is a complicated question. How she should she answer this? Can't exactly tell her she beats up criminals on a nightly basis
“I have a internship at Wayne Enterprises.... ”
Yea, that should be good enough. Also its technically not wrong
February 2, 2026 at 4:08 AM
“Yea....”
She'd take a sip of the cappuccino before answering, it was actually pretty good
“Mm, good choice. I uhh... Honestly? I mostly just do coffee runs...”
Now that was a lie, but only because again she can't tell her that she's a crime fighter in reality
She'd take a sip of the cappuccino before answering, it was actually pretty good
“Mm, good choice. I uhh... Honestly? I mostly just do coffee runs...”
Now that was a lie, but only because again she can't tell her that she's a crime fighter in reality
She opened the door and stepped outside
“Wanna lead the way?”
“Wanna lead the way?”
He has put on his snow boots and winter jacket. He is ready to brave the elements.
She gets dressed, puts on a jacket then meets him at the door
“Right, let's go”
“Right, let's go”
February 2, 2026 at 4:06 AM
She opened the door and stepped outside
“Wanna lead the way?”
“Wanna lead the way?”
She gets dressed, puts on a jacket then meets him at the door
“Right, let's go”
“Right, let's go”
Why do delivery when you can both stand in a line?
“I shall wait at the door.”
He runs off excitedly.
“I shall wait at the door.”
He runs off excitedly.
And here she was planning to just order off the delivery app
“Sure, let me go get ready”
Oh well, probably good for her to leave the house as well anyways
“Sure, let me go get ready”
Oh well, probably good for her to leave the house as well anyways
February 2, 2026 at 4:00 AM
She gets dressed, puts on a jacket then meets him at the door
“Right, let's go”
“Right, let's go”
And here she was planning to just order off the delivery app
“Sure, let me go get ready”
Oh well, probably good for her to leave the house as well anyways
“Sure, let me go get ready”
Oh well, probably good for her to leave the house as well anyways
“I wish to go with you.”
He wants to go with her for outside the house time. He likes the boba shop.
He wants to go with her for outside the house time. He likes the boba shop.
“........”
She was definitely not expecting something that complicated
“Remind me to yell at Tim for introducing you to boba...”
She was definitely not expecting something that complicated
“Remind me to yell at Tim for introducing you to boba...”
February 2, 2026 at 3:56 AM
And here she was planning to just order off the delivery app
“Sure, let me go get ready”
Oh well, probably good for her to leave the house as well anyways
“Sure, let me go get ready”
Oh well, probably good for her to leave the house as well anyways
No.... I mean, you could try the iceberg lounge....
Its not a bar though, more of a nightclub..... But its owned by the Penguin!
Its not a bar though, more of a nightclub..... But its owned by the Penguin!
Bummer...
...
Any famous Gotham villain that frequents a bar? Asking for a friend.
...
Any famous Gotham villain that frequents a bar? Asking for a friend.
They do not
Unless its because Joker blew it up.... Which can happen.... Kinda frequently.....
Unless its because Joker blew it up.... Which can happen.... Kinda frequently.....
February 2, 2026 at 3:55 AM
No.... I mean, you could try the iceberg lounge....
Its not a bar though, more of a nightclub..... But its owned by the Penguin!
Its not a bar though, more of a nightclub..... But its owned by the Penguin!
“Uhhh"
Well now, this sure is a complicated question. How she should she answer this? Can't exactly tell her she beats up criminals on a nightly basis
“I have a internship at Wayne Enterprises.... ”
Yea, that should be good enough. Also its technically not wrong
Well now, this sure is a complicated question. How she should she answer this? Can't exactly tell her she beats up criminals on a nightly basis
“I have a internship at Wayne Enterprises.... ”
Yea, that should be good enough. Also its technically not wrong
“Shouldn't say those words to me, I may take advantage and call you cutie!”
She chuckled.
“But tell me Steph, do you work with something?”
She chuckled.
“But tell me Steph, do you work with something?”
Steph listened to her speaking, taking it in intently
“Ooo, ms maybe reporter"
She laughed a bit
“Well, its nice to meet you. I'm Stephanie, but most people just call me Steph. You can call me whatever you like”
“Ooo, ms maybe reporter"
She laughed a bit
“Well, its nice to meet you. I'm Stephanie, but most people just call me Steph. You can call me whatever you like”
February 2, 2026 at 3:53 AM
“Uhhh"
Well now, this sure is a complicated question. How she should she answer this? Can't exactly tell her she beats up criminals on a nightly basis
“I have a internship at Wayne Enterprises.... ”
Yea, that should be good enough. Also its technically not wrong
Well now, this sure is a complicated question. How she should she answer this? Can't exactly tell her she beats up criminals on a nightly basis
“I have a internship at Wayne Enterprises.... ”
Yea, that should be good enough. Also its technically not wrong
They do not
Unless its because Joker blew it up.... Which can happen.... Kinda frequently.....
Unless its because Joker blew it up.... Which can happen.... Kinda frequently.....
Fuck it, I'm bored. I'll hold some money and bar hop on Gotham.
It would be so cool if I could find some of those bars where just the worst go… Like Batman probably, and the Joker.
Do they go to bars?...
It would be so cool if I could find some of those bars where just the worst go… Like Batman probably, and the Joker.
Do they go to bars?...
February 2, 2026 at 3:31 AM
They do not
Unless its because Joker blew it up.... Which can happen.... Kinda frequently.....
Unless its because Joker blew it up.... Which can happen.... Kinda frequently.....
“........”
She was definitely not expecting something that complicated
“Remind me to yell at Tim for introducing you to boba...”
She was definitely not expecting something that complicated
“Remind me to yell at Tim for introducing you to boba...”
“I want a matcha boba tea with oat milk, brown sugar, and the brown boba and coconut jellies.”
He’s a very complicated child.
He’s a very complicated child.
Thinking it over, he is good at this
“...... Fine, deal.... What kind?”
“...... Fine, deal.... What kind?”
February 2, 2026 at 3:30 AM
“........”
She was definitely not expecting something that complicated
“Remind me to yell at Tim for introducing you to boba...”
She was definitely not expecting something that complicated
“Remind me to yell at Tim for introducing you to boba...”
Thinking it over, he is good at this
“...... Fine, deal.... What kind?”
“...... Fine, deal.... What kind?”
“I want cookies and a boba tea.”
Because of course he wants a boba tea. Blame Tim on that one.
Because of course he wants a boba tea. Blame Tim on that one.
“.......crap”
Think Steph think
.....
Got it
“I'll get you cookies if you ignore everything that has happened....”
Think Steph think
.....
Got it
“I'll get you cookies if you ignore everything that has happened....”
February 2, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Thinking it over, he is good at this
“...... Fine, deal.... What kind?”
“...... Fine, deal.... What kind?”
Steph listened to her speaking, taking it in intently
“Ooo, ms maybe reporter"
She laughed a bit
“Well, its nice to meet you. I'm Stephanie, but most people just call me Steph. You can call me whatever you like”
“Ooo, ms maybe reporter"
She laughed a bit
“Well, its nice to meet you. I'm Stephanie, but most people just call me Steph. You can call me whatever you like”
Linda gestured to call a waiter and asked him for two cappuccinos for them.
“Oh, trust me, it's the best.”
Is it? Linda, you don't even like coffee…
“Well, I know you saw my profile, but let me introduce myself properly. I'm Linda! Soon to be a journalist, maybe… Possibly.”
“Oh, trust me, it's the best.”
Is it? Linda, you don't even like coffee…
“Well, I know you saw my profile, but let me introduce myself properly. I'm Linda! Soon to be a journalist, maybe… Possibly.”
Well what better way to fix this then by trusting her recommendation?
“Alright, I'll try that then”
Steph looked over at Linda now again, smiling softly
“And I know you're right, and I'm sorry... I just, I tend to overthink stuff when I'm nervous”
“Alright, I'll try that then”
Steph looked over at Linda now again, smiling softly
“And I know you're right, and I'm sorry... I just, I tend to overthink stuff when I'm nervous”
February 2, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Steph listened to her speaking, taking it in intently
“Ooo, ms maybe reporter"
She laughed a bit
“Well, its nice to meet you. I'm Stephanie, but most people just call me Steph. You can call me whatever you like”
“Ooo, ms maybe reporter"
She laughed a bit
“Well, its nice to meet you. I'm Stephanie, but most people just call me Steph. You can call me whatever you like”
“.......crap”
Think Steph think
.....
Got it
“I'll get you cookies if you ignore everything that has happened....”
Think Steph think
.....
Got it
“I'll get you cookies if you ignore everything that has happened....”
He glares a little, taking mental notes.
“Definitely adding that to your file.”
“Definitely adding that to your file.”
“Well, uhh...."
Shit, forgot he's actually kinda smart
“Obviously I would've helped you..... Or worst case, hid your body and pray Bruce never finds out”
Probably didn't need to say that second part
Shit, forgot he's actually kinda smart
“Obviously I would've helped you..... Or worst case, hid your body and pray Bruce never finds out”
Probably didn't need to say that second part
February 2, 2026 at 3:20 AM
“.......crap”
Think Steph think
.....
Got it
“I'll get you cookies if you ignore everything that has happened....”
Think Steph think
.....
Got it
“I'll get you cookies if you ignore everything that has happened....”
“Well, uhh...."
Shit, forgot he's actually kinda smart
“Obviously I would've helped you..... Or worst case, hid your body and pray Bruce never finds out”
Probably didn't need to say that second part
Shit, forgot he's actually kinda smart
“Obviously I would've helped you..... Or worst case, hid your body and pray Bruce never finds out”
Probably didn't need to say that second part
“What if it was real?”
Calling her bluff.
Calling her bluff.
”Because I knew it wasn't real, obviously ”
Again, just straight up lying
“Otherwise I would've immediately helped you”
Again, just straight up lying
“Otherwise I would've immediately helped you”
February 2, 2026 at 3:14 AM
“Well, uhh...."
Shit, forgot he's actually kinda smart
“Obviously I would've helped you..... Or worst case, hid your body and pray Bruce never finds out”
Probably didn't need to say that second part
Shit, forgot he's actually kinda smart
“Obviously I would've helped you..... Or worst case, hid your body and pray Bruce never finds out”
Probably didn't need to say that second part