𝚂𝚝𝚎𝚙𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚎 𝙱𝚛𝚘𝚠𝚗
@spoiledcrimes.bsky.social
𝙼𝙳𝙽𝙸 // 21+ // 𝙻𝚎𝚠𝚍 𝙴𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚎𝚍 // 𝙽𝚘𝚗-𝙻𝚎𝚠𝚍
Pinned
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Hot
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Hot
[Censored Censored Censored]
No, really, it's everything censored.
No, really, it's everything censored.
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Deal
Deal
February 1, 2026 at 10:31 PM
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Hot
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Hot
That's.... Certainly an opener.....
📲: uhhh
📲:1800 lbs?
Yea that sounds about right
📲: uhhh
📲:1800 lbs?
Yea that sounds about right
Instant Match!
New message!
📲 hey, so this might sound crazy, but i need you to help me settle a debate.
📲 by any chance do you know how much a polar bear weighs?
New message!
📲 hey, so this might sound crazy, but i need you to help me settle a debate.
📲 by any chance do you know how much a polar bear weighs?
February 1, 2026 at 10:27 PM
That's.... Certainly an opener.....
📲: uhhh
📲:1800 lbs?
Yea that sounds about right
📲: uhhh
📲:1800 lbs?
Yea that sounds about right
“I know I know, but I said 30 and I wasn't here 30"
She'd look around slightly before looking at the menu quickly, trying to figure out what to order
“Anything you'd recommend?”
She'd look around slightly before looking at the menu quickly, trying to figure out what to order
“Anything you'd recommend?”
She smiled, still waving until Steph reached the table.
“Oh, don't worry, I live very close, so it was pretty fast for me. Besides, you aren't even that late!”
“Oh, don't worry, I live very close, so it was pretty fast for me. Besides, you aren't even that late!”
Relief on her face as she sees Linda, smile on her face as she quickly walks over and sits down across from her
“Hi! Sorry I'm a little bit late, I might've been a tad optimistic about the time”
“Hi! Sorry I'm a little bit late, I might've been a tad optimistic about the time”
February 1, 2026 at 6:19 PM
“I know I know, but I said 30 and I wasn't here 30"
She'd look around slightly before looking at the menu quickly, trying to figure out what to order
“Anything you'd recommend?”
She'd look around slightly before looking at the menu quickly, trying to figure out what to order
“Anything you'd recommend?”
Relief on her face as she sees Linda, smile on her face as she quickly walks over and sits down across from her
“Hi! Sorry I'm a little bit late, I might've been a tad optimistic about the time”
“Hi! Sorry I'm a little bit late, I might've been a tad optimistic about the time”
Linda was sitting at a table, browsing some social media on her phone when she heard the other arriving.
She quickly raised her hand and waved.
“Over here, hi, hi!”
She quickly raised her hand and waved.
“Over here, hi, hi!”
She unfortunately did not have super speed to help her and as expected she arrived about 10 mins late
She'd look around as she arrived to the coffee spot
“Ok I know I'm late, but please tell me I didn't get stood up on...”
She'd look around as she arrived to the coffee spot
“Ok I know I'm late, but please tell me I didn't get stood up on...”
February 1, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Relief on her face as she sees Linda, smile on her face as she quickly walks over and sits down across from her
“Hi! Sorry I'm a little bit late, I might've been a tad optimistic about the time”
“Hi! Sorry I'm a little bit late, I might've been a tad optimistic about the time”
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Deal
Deal
I'm afraid I'll be legally required to censor everything.
Let it
Let it consume you
Let it consume you
February 1, 2026 at 5:10 PM
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Deal
Deal
“Thank you”
"So pretty~"
February 1, 2026 at 5:09 PM
“Thank you”
AAAAHHH
I DINT KNOW!
AHHH!
AHHH!
THANK YOU
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WHY ARE WE YELLING?
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WHY ARE WE YELLING?
February 1, 2026 at 4:46 PM
AAAAHHH
THANK YOU
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WHY ARE WE YELLING?
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WHY ARE WE YELLING?
YOU LOOK AMAZING
AAAAAA
February 1, 2026 at 4:44 PM
THANK YOU
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WHY ARE WE YELLING?
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WHY ARE WE YELLING?
Let it
Let it consume you
Let it consume you
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Control yourself. . .
Can't let the weakness win again. . .
Control yourself. . .
Can't let the weakness win again. . .
February 1, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Let it
Let it consume you
Let it consume you
AAAAAA
EEEEEE
February 1, 2026 at 4:41 PM
AAAAAA
She unfortunately did not have super speed to help her and as expected she arrived about 10 mins late
She'd look around as she arrived to the coffee spot
“Ok I know I'm late, but please tell me I didn't get stood up on...”
She'd look around as she arrived to the coffee spot
“Ok I know I'm late, but please tell me I didn't get stood up on...”
📲 See you in 30!
She is definitely not going to abuse her super speed to get ready in time.
. . .
Well, she took a shower… After that, she dried herself and put on clothes in less than a minute.
All that to arrive at the coffee shop just a couple of minutes earlier.
She is definitely not going to abuse her super speed to get ready in time.
. . .
Well, she took a shower… After that, she dried herself and put on clothes in less than a minute.
All that to arrive at the coffee shop just a couple of minutes earlier.
She can't explain it, but she just knows that spot was picked without any real thought.....
However, free coffee so she won't complain
📲: Ooo looks good
📲: See you there in 30?
Optimistic schedule considering she's nowhere near ready to go outside at the moment
However, free coffee so she won't complain
📲: Ooo looks good
📲: See you there in 30?
Optimistic schedule considering she's nowhere near ready to go outside at the moment
February 1, 2026 at 4:41 PM
She unfortunately did not have super speed to help her and as expected she arrived about 10 mins late
She'd look around as she arrived to the coffee spot
“Ok I know I'm late, but please tell me I didn't get stood up on...”
She'd look around as she arrived to the coffee spot
“Ok I know I'm late, but please tell me I didn't get stood up on...”
February 1, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Mood
Guys, guys... I'm not horny I swear...
People are just way too hot...
People are just way too hot...
February 1, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Mood
She can't explain it, but she just knows that spot was picked without any real thought.....
However, free coffee so she won't complain
📲: Ooo looks good
📲: See you there in 30?
Optimistic schedule considering she's nowhere near ready to go outside at the moment
However, free coffee so she won't complain
📲: Ooo looks good
📲: See you there in 30?
Optimistic schedule considering she's nowhere near ready to go outside at the moment
Great job, Linda... You are a tea and booze girl, you don't know where to buy coffee... You don't even know which grocery aisle has coffee!
Quickly checking her maps app... Looking for a 5-star one...
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She is not that rich... Looking for a 4-star one... Ah, a close on.
📲 [Sending location]
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Quickly checking her maps app... Looking for a 5-star one...
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She is not that rich... Looking for a 4-star one... Ah, a close on.
📲 [Sending location]
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Small chuckles, at least she's honest
📲: Well, I would LOVE to see your best attempt
📲: Where is it?
📲: Well, I would LOVE to see your best attempt
📲: Where is it?
February 1, 2026 at 3:39 AM
She can't explain it, but she just knows that spot was picked without any real thought.....
However, free coffee so she won't complain
📲: Ooo looks good
📲: See you there in 30?
Optimistic schedule considering she's nowhere near ready to go outside at the moment
However, free coffee so she won't complain
📲: Ooo looks good
📲: See you there in 30?
Optimistic schedule considering she's nowhere near ready to go outside at the moment
Small chuckles, at least she's honest
📲: Well, I would LOVE to see your best attempt
📲: Where is it?
📲: Well, I would LOVE to see your best attempt
📲: Where is it?
📲 Well, I know a good place for coffee, that way I can try my pickup line in a way that it actually works! ;) /jk
📲: Yes
At least she knew
📲: And yes, I absolutely do
A much better question this time
At least she knew
📲: And yes, I absolutely do
A much better question this time
February 1, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Small chuckles, at least she's honest
📲: Well, I would LOVE to see your best attempt
📲: Where is it?
📲: Well, I would LOVE to see your best attempt
📲: Where is it?
(🖋️): I fell stuck at a crossroad right now I can't lie.
I have enough muse on Steph to want to write a solo or something, but also
My ass can not think of a single thing to write a solo about right now. Ok that's I lie, I have ideas but none I think are actually interesting enough to explore
I have enough muse on Steph to want to write a solo or something, but also
My ass can not think of a single thing to write a solo about right now. Ok that's I lie, I have ideas but none I think are actually interesting enough to explore
January 31, 2026 at 11:51 PM
(🖋️): I fell stuck at a crossroad right now I can't lie.
I have enough muse on Steph to want to write a solo or something, but also
My ass can not think of a single thing to write a solo about right now. Ok that's I lie, I have ideas but none I think are actually interesting enough to explore
I have enough muse on Steph to want to write a solo or something, but also
My ass can not think of a single thing to write a solo about right now. Ok that's I lie, I have ideas but none I think are actually interesting enough to explore
📲: Yes
At least she knew
📲: And yes, I absolutely do
A much better question this time
At least she knew
📲: And yes, I absolutely do
A much better question this time
. . . . . . . . . .
That feeling when you just shot yourself on the foot...
📲 Okay so... That was bad...
Let's start by being honest.
📲 Anyways, do you like coffee? :)
That feeling when you just shot yourself on the foot...
📲 Okay so... That was bad...
Let's start by being honest.
📲 Anyways, do you like coffee? :)
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Wow.... That's.... That's certainly a message of all time....
📲: Yes?
Genuinely clueless on how to respond to it
Wow.... That's.... That's certainly a message of all time....
📲: Yes?
Genuinely clueless on how to respond to it
January 31, 2026 at 11:49 PM
📲: Yes
At least she knew
📲: And yes, I absolutely do
A much better question this time
At least she knew
📲: And yes, I absolutely do
A much better question this time
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Wow.... That's.... That's certainly a message of all time....
📲: Yes?
Genuinely clueless on how to respond to it
Wow.... That's.... That's certainly a message of all time....
📲: Yes?
Genuinely clueless on how to respond to it
📲 Hi, hi!
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All right, Linda, you can do this, you know how to flirt.
📲 Do you come here often?
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Jeez…
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All right, Linda, you can do this, you know how to flirt.
📲 Do you come here often?
. . .
Jeez…
Ooo nice
📲: hi there
📲: hi there
January 31, 2026 at 10:09 PM
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Wow.... That's.... That's certainly a message of all time....
📲: Yes?
Genuinely clueless on how to respond to it
Wow.... That's.... That's certainly a message of all time....
📲: Yes?
Genuinely clueless on how to respond to it
Ooo nice
📲: hi there
📲: hi there
Definitely a match with this person she never saw before!
[ @karawot.bsky.social (Linda) ]
“oooo, she's cute.... Also why does she look familiar.... Hmmmm..... Eh whatever
Swiping Right!”
“oooo, she's cute.... Also why does she look familiar.... Hmmmm..... Eh whatever
Swiping Right!”
January 31, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Ooo nice
📲: hi there
📲: hi there
Reposted by 𝚂𝚝𝚎𝚙𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚎 𝙱𝚛𝚘𝚠𝚗
Introducing
"Oh come now, surely you had to expect it to not be this simple?"
Loki Laufeyson
"No, im not some..brute like my brother, I prefer a much more...delicate touch."
The God Of Mischief And Trickery.
"Oh come now, surely you had to expect it to not be this simple?"
Loki Laufeyson
"No, im not some..brute like my brother, I prefer a much more...delicate touch."
The God Of Mischief And Trickery.
January 30, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Introducing
"Oh come now, surely you had to expect it to not be this simple?"
Loki Laufeyson
"No, im not some..brute like my brother, I prefer a much more...delicate touch."
The God Of Mischief And Trickery.
"Oh come now, surely you had to expect it to not be this simple?"
Loki Laufeyson
"No, im not some..brute like my brother, I prefer a much more...delicate touch."
The God Of Mischief And Trickery.
(🖋️): nicee
January 31, 2026 at 1:13 AM
(🖋️): nicee
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No More Hero
Still a Drunk
Always Haunted
The Missing Supergirl
No More Hero
Still a Drunk
Always Haunted
The Missing Supergirl
January 30, 2026 at 1:45 PM
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No More Hero
Still a Drunk
Always Haunted
The Missing Supergirl
No More Hero
Still a Drunk
Always Haunted
The Missing Supergirl
(🖋️): low-key, yes. But at the same time, she would do her damnest to not end up as one in the first place
Do you think your muse would be a good military leader if thrown into that spot?
January 31, 2026 at 12:31 AM
(🖋️): low-key, yes. But at the same time, she would do her damnest to not end up as one in the first place