𝚂𝚝𝚎𝚙𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚎 𝙱𝚛𝚘𝚠𝚗
@spoiledcrimes.bsky.social
𝙼𝙳𝙽𝙸 // 21+ // 𝙻𝚎𝚠𝚍 𝙴𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚎𝚍 // 𝙽𝚘𝚗-𝙻𝚎𝚠𝚍
Pinned
She can't explain it, but she just knows that spot was picked without any real thought.....
However, free coffee so she won't complain
📲: Ooo looks good
📲: See you there in 30?
Optimistic schedule considering she's nowhere near ready to go outside at the moment
However, free coffee so she won't complain
📲: Ooo looks good
📲: See you there in 30?
Optimistic schedule considering she's nowhere near ready to go outside at the moment
Great job, Linda... You are a tea and booze girl, you don't know where to buy coffee... You don't even know which grocery aisle has coffee!
Quickly checking her maps app... Looking for a 5-star one...
...
She is not that rich... Looking for a 4-star one... Ah, a close on.
📲 [Sending location]
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Quickly checking her maps app... Looking for a 5-star one...
...
She is not that rich... Looking for a 4-star one... Ah, a close on.
📲 [Sending location]
+
Small chuckles, at least she's honest
📲: Well, I would LOVE to see your best attempt
📲: Where is it?
📲: Well, I would LOVE to see your best attempt
📲: Where is it?
February 1, 2026 at 3:39 AM
She can't explain it, but she just knows that spot was picked without any real thought.....
However, free coffee so she won't complain
📲: Ooo looks good
📲: See you there in 30?
Optimistic schedule considering she's nowhere near ready to go outside at the moment
However, free coffee so she won't complain
📲: Ooo looks good
📲: See you there in 30?
Optimistic schedule considering she's nowhere near ready to go outside at the moment
Small chuckles, at least she's honest
📲: Well, I would LOVE to see your best attempt
📲: Where is it?
📲: Well, I would LOVE to see your best attempt
📲: Where is it?
📲 Well, I know a good place for coffee, that way I can try my pickup line in a way that it actually works! ;) /jk
📲: Yes
At least she knew
📲: And yes, I absolutely do
A much better question this time
At least she knew
📲: And yes, I absolutely do
A much better question this time
February 1, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Small chuckles, at least she's honest
📲: Well, I would LOVE to see your best attempt
📲: Where is it?
📲: Well, I would LOVE to see your best attempt
📲: Where is it?
(🖋️): I fell stuck at a crossroad right now I can't lie.
I have enough muse on Steph to want to write a solo or something, but also
My ass can not think of a single thing to write a solo about right now. Ok that's I lie, I have ideas but none I think are actually interesting enough to explore
I have enough muse on Steph to want to write a solo or something, but also
My ass can not think of a single thing to write a solo about right now. Ok that's I lie, I have ideas but none I think are actually interesting enough to explore
January 31, 2026 at 11:51 PM
(🖋️): I fell stuck at a crossroad right now I can't lie.
I have enough muse on Steph to want to write a solo or something, but also
My ass can not think of a single thing to write a solo about right now. Ok that's I lie, I have ideas but none I think are actually interesting enough to explore
I have enough muse on Steph to want to write a solo or something, but also
My ass can not think of a single thing to write a solo about right now. Ok that's I lie, I have ideas but none I think are actually interesting enough to explore
📲: Yes
At least she knew
📲: And yes, I absolutely do
A much better question this time
At least she knew
📲: And yes, I absolutely do
A much better question this time
. . . . . . . . . .
That feeling when you just shot yourself on the foot...
📲 Okay so... That was bad...
Let's start by being honest.
📲 Anyways, do you like coffee? :)
That feeling when you just shot yourself on the foot...
📲 Okay so... That was bad...
Let's start by being honest.
📲 Anyways, do you like coffee? :)
.........
Wow.... That's.... That's certainly a message of all time....
📲: Yes?
Genuinely clueless on how to respond to it
Wow.... That's.... That's certainly a message of all time....
📲: Yes?
Genuinely clueless on how to respond to it
January 31, 2026 at 11:49 PM
📲: Yes
At least she knew
📲: And yes, I absolutely do
A much better question this time
At least she knew
📲: And yes, I absolutely do
A much better question this time
.........
Wow.... That's.... That's certainly a message of all time....
📲: Yes?
Genuinely clueless on how to respond to it
Wow.... That's.... That's certainly a message of all time....
📲: Yes?
Genuinely clueless on how to respond to it
📲 Hi, hi!
. . . . . . . .
All right, Linda, you can do this, you know how to flirt.
📲 Do you come here often?
. . .
Jeez…
. . . . . . . .
All right, Linda, you can do this, you know how to flirt.
📲 Do you come here often?
. . .
Jeez…
Ooo nice
📲: hi there
📲: hi there
January 31, 2026 at 10:09 PM
.........
Wow.... That's.... That's certainly a message of all time....
📲: Yes?
Genuinely clueless on how to respond to it
Wow.... That's.... That's certainly a message of all time....
📲: Yes?
Genuinely clueless on how to respond to it
Ooo nice
📲: hi there
📲: hi there
Definitely a match with this person she never saw before!
[ @karawot.bsky.social (Linda) ]
“oooo, she's cute.... Also why does she look familiar.... Hmmmm..... Eh whatever
Swiping Right!”
“oooo, she's cute.... Also why does she look familiar.... Hmmmm..... Eh whatever
Swiping Right!”
January 31, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Ooo nice
📲: hi there
📲: hi there
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Introducing
"Oh come now, surely you had to expect it to not be this simple?"
Loki Laufeyson
"No, im not some..brute like my brother, I prefer a much more...delicate touch."
The God Of Mischief And Trickery.
"Oh come now, surely you had to expect it to not be this simple?"
Loki Laufeyson
"No, im not some..brute like my brother, I prefer a much more...delicate touch."
The God Of Mischief And Trickery.
January 30, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Introducing
"Oh come now, surely you had to expect it to not be this simple?"
Loki Laufeyson
"No, im not some..brute like my brother, I prefer a much more...delicate touch."
The God Of Mischief And Trickery.
"Oh come now, surely you had to expect it to not be this simple?"
Loki Laufeyson
"No, im not some..brute like my brother, I prefer a much more...delicate touch."
The God Of Mischief And Trickery.
(🖋️): nicee
January 31, 2026 at 1:13 AM
(🖋️): nicee
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No More Hero
Still a Drunk
Always Haunted
The Missing Supergirl
No More Hero
Still a Drunk
Always Haunted
The Missing Supergirl
January 30, 2026 at 1:45 PM
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No More Hero
Still a Drunk
Always Haunted
The Missing Supergirl
No More Hero
Still a Drunk
Always Haunted
The Missing Supergirl
(🖋️): low-key, yes. But at the same time, she would do her damnest to not end up as one in the first place
Do you think your muse would be a good military leader if thrown into that spot?
January 31, 2026 at 12:31 AM
(🖋️): low-key, yes. But at the same time, she would do her damnest to not end up as one in the first place
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Hey is it just me that thinks its a bit suspicious that Clark's dog is named Krypto, just like Superman's dog?
Could they be the same dog? Would that mean that Clark is Superman?
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm................
Nah now that I think about it thats stupid, Superman doesn't need glasses........
Could they be the same dog? Would that mean that Clark is Superman?
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm................
Nah now that I think about it thats stupid, Superman doesn't need glasses........
January 30, 2026 at 4:57 AM
Hey is it just me that thinks its a bit suspicious that Clark's dog is named Krypto, just like Superman's dog?
Could they be the same dog? Would that mean that Clark is Superman?
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm................
Nah now that I think about it thats stupid, Superman doesn't need glasses........
Could they be the same dog? Would that mean that Clark is Superman?
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm................
Nah now that I think about it thats stupid, Superman doesn't need glasses........
Yes of course thats also very important
But more importantly, to feed Krypto.
What
How could he? Alright time to cancel Clark Kent
How could he? Alright time to cancel Clark Kent
January 30, 2026 at 4:41 AM
Yes of course thats also very important
What
How could he? Alright time to cancel Clark Kent
How could he? Alright time to cancel Clark Kent
BREAKING NEWS:
Clark never feeds Krypto.
Clark never feeds Krypto.
January 30, 2026 at 4:36 AM
What
How could he? Alright time to cancel Clark Kent
How could he? Alright time to cancel Clark Kent
“Im sorry I'm sorry”
She'd stop laughing slowly.
“You ARE sexy...”
She'd lean in, give him a quick little kiss before leaning back
“... It's just your face is looking like a picasso painting”
She'd stop laughing slowly.
“You ARE sexy...”
She'd lean in, give him a quick little kiss before leaning back
“... It's just your face is looking like a picasso painting”
He groans, grabbing his pocket mirror
"Stoppppp im trying to be sexyyyy."
He pouts
"Stoppppp im trying to be sexyyyy."
He pouts
She did her best to keep a straight face as she looked at him, seeing the way it smudged
Slowly her cheeks swelled as she held in the slight laughter inside her. Before just letting it out
A soft laugh
“I'm sorry, I'm sorry. But it just....”
More laughter, not to make fun of him of course
Slowly her cheeks swelled as she held in the slight laughter inside her. Before just letting it out
A soft laugh
“I'm sorry, I'm sorry. But it just....”
More laughter, not to make fun of him of course
January 30, 2026 at 2:05 AM
“Im sorry I'm sorry”
She'd stop laughing slowly.
“You ARE sexy...”
She'd lean in, give him a quick little kiss before leaning back
“... It's just your face is looking like a picasso painting”
She'd stop laughing slowly.
“You ARE sexy...”
She'd lean in, give him a quick little kiss before leaning back
“... It's just your face is looking like a picasso painting”
She did her best to keep a straight face as she looked at him, seeing the way it smudged
Slowly her cheeks swelled as she held in the slight laughter inside her. Before just letting it out
A soft laugh
“I'm sorry, I'm sorry. But it just....”
More laughter, not to make fun of him of course
Slowly her cheeks swelled as she held in the slight laughter inside her. Before just letting it out
A soft laugh
“I'm sorry, I'm sorry. But it just....”
More laughter, not to make fun of him of course
He gives a small laugh, tugging his mask off, his makeup smudged a bit bit like...in the hot way-
Totally dosent look terrible.
"Dont laugh- I forgot I had the makeup on-"
Totally dosent look terrible.
"Dont laugh- I forgot I had the makeup on-"
“Uh huh"
Obviously she was, her brain was being distracted by the view of his legs to think up any words.
Shed sit down next to him, eyes looking him over
Obviously she was, her brain was being distracted by the view of his legs to think up any words.
Shed sit down next to him, eyes looking him over
January 29, 2026 at 4:37 AM
She did her best to keep a straight face as she looked at him, seeing the way it smudged
Slowly her cheeks swelled as she held in the slight laughter inside her. Before just letting it out
A soft laugh
“I'm sorry, I'm sorry. But it just....”
More laughter, not to make fun of him of course
Slowly her cheeks swelled as she held in the slight laughter inside her. Before just letting it out
A soft laugh
“I'm sorry, I'm sorry. But it just....”
More laughter, not to make fun of him of course
“Uh huh"
Obviously she was, her brain was being distracted by the view of his legs to think up any words.
Shed sit down next to him, eyes looking him over
Obviously she was, her brain was being distracted by the view of his legs to think up any words.
Shed sit down next to him, eyes looking him over
He giggles, before sitting on her couch, purposely doing a long stretch, then crossing his legs.
"Lost for words?~"
He teased.
"Lost for words?~"
He teased.
She stares. Intensely, closing the door behind him as he enters
Words? What are they? She couldn't even figure out any to say at the moment. All she could do was follow him and stare
Words? What are they? She couldn't even figure out any to say at the moment. All she could do was follow him and stare
January 29, 2026 at 4:07 AM
“Uh huh"
Obviously she was, her brain was being distracted by the view of his legs to think up any words.
Shed sit down next to him, eyes looking him over
Obviously she was, her brain was being distracted by the view of his legs to think up any words.
Shed sit down next to him, eyes looking him over
She stares. Intensely, closing the door behind him as he enters
Words? What are they? She couldn't even figure out any to say at the moment. All she could do was follow him and stare
Words? What are they? She couldn't even figure out any to say at the moment. All she could do was follow him and stare
Hes leaning on the door frame in his newly made 'summer suit.'
Aka, the legless version if his original suit.
And just...strides in-
Aka, the legless version if his original suit.
And just...strides in-
She quickly throws away any mess she can see into just some random closet before opening the door, pretending like nothing happened
“Hey you~”
“Hey you~”
January 29, 2026 at 4:04 AM
She stares. Intensely, closing the door behind him as he enters
Words? What are they? She couldn't even figure out any to say at the moment. All she could do was follow him and stare
Words? What are they? She couldn't even figure out any to say at the moment. All she could do was follow him and stare
She quickly throws away any mess she can see into just some random closet before opening the door, pretending like nothing happened
“Hey you~”
“Hey you~”
Knock knock knock!!!!
📲: wait no
📲: my place is a mess right now
......
📲: yea youre already on your way aren't you?
📲: my place is a mess right now
......
📲: yea youre already on your way aren't you?
January 29, 2026 at 2:26 AM
She quickly throws away any mess she can see into just some random closet before opening the door, pretending like nothing happened
“Hey you~”
“Hey you~”
Good, then they should meet at that place for a date!
Sounds good? Sounds good
Sounds good? Sounds good
Of course! ...
After she looks it up on her phone...
After she looks it up on her phone...
Does she know a normal coffee shop that sells coffee and no alcohol?
January 28, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Good, then they should meet at that place for a date!
Sounds good? Sounds good
Sounds good? Sounds good
Does she know a normal coffee shop that sells coffee and no alcohol?
She knows a good pub that serves coffee!!
So a coffee date? Perfect, agreed. They absolutely should do that and not go anywhere near a bar, club or pub
January 28, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Does she know a normal coffee shop that sells coffee and no alcohol?
So a coffee date? Perfect, agreed. They absolutely should do that and not go anywhere near a bar, club or pub
They should like go out on a date and drin.........
January 28, 2026 at 7:32 PM
So a coffee date? Perfect, agreed. They absolutely should do that and not go anywhere near a bar, club or pub