Mike Spohn
@spohnranch.bsky.social
You might know me as "Straight Edge Juggalo" elsewhere. Addicted to CD's, Magic The Gathering, & 90's nostalgia. Engaged. 1/2 of Juggalo Judgment. Western PA.
https://linktr.ee/StraightEdgeJuggalo
https://linktr.ee/StraightEdgeJuggalo
Wanna do something fun here, maybe something that'll make my use of this app more consistent.
Thinking of going over video games that had soundtracks that stuck with me, be it instrumental music or licensed soundtracks.
It would be fun to look back on what's been important to me musically.
Thinking of going over video games that had soundtracks that stuck with me, be it instrumental music or licensed soundtracks.
It would be fun to look back on what's been important to me musically.
November 21, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Wanna do something fun here, maybe something that'll make my use of this app more consistent.
Thinking of going over video games that had soundtracks that stuck with me, be it instrumental music or licensed soundtracks.
It would be fun to look back on what's been important to me musically.
Thinking of going over video games that had soundtracks that stuck with me, be it instrumental music or licensed soundtracks.
It would be fun to look back on what's been important to me musically.
I miss when I was younger and I used to ride my skateboard around town. I couldn't do tricks or anything. I could ollie, that's it. And not even on command, I had to really THINK about it, so going from sidewalk to street didn't happen. But I would just ride around and have fun. Can't these days.
November 20, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I miss when I was younger and I used to ride my skateboard around town. I couldn't do tricks or anything. I could ollie, that's it. And not even on command, I had to really THINK about it, so going from sidewalk to street didn't happen. But I would just ride around and have fun. Can't these days.
Having a brain that gets dopamine through collecting things is a VERY bad thing. Between CD's and Magic The Gathering, it's such a slippery slope that I have to manage really fucking carefully these days.
November 20, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Having a brain that gets dopamine through collecting things is a VERY bad thing. Between CD's and Magic The Gathering, it's such a slippery slope that I have to manage really fucking carefully these days.
Fuck you, Vance. You're a traitor to this country. Your edgelord posts are just one example of how you and Jeff's best friend are sending this country to Hell in a hand basket.
October 19, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Fuck you, Vance. You're a traitor to this country. Your edgelord posts are just one example of how you and Jeff's best friend are sending this country to Hell in a hand basket.
Okay, this is driving me nuts. There's a wrestling move that I used for my CAW in either WWE 2K18 or 2K19 that is essentially a cutter into a dragon sleeper. Aleister Black used it when he was on the indies. Did it have an actual name? Whether it was in the game or in real life? I need to know this.
May 16, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Okay, this is driving me nuts. There's a wrestling move that I used for my CAW in either WWE 2K18 or 2K19 that is essentially a cutter into a dragon sleeper. Aleister Black used it when he was on the indies. Did it have an actual name? Whether it was in the game or in real life? I need to know this.
I keep forgetting about this app 🤦
May 5, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I keep forgetting about this app 🤦
While I recognize that the big appeal of Tarkir is the dragons, I'm so fucking ready for Eshki, Temur's Roar as a Commander that just focuses on big stompy bullshit. Will I have some dragons in the deck? Probably. But they won't be the focus. #MTG
March 30, 2025 at 2:31 PM
While I recognize that the big appeal of Tarkir is the dragons, I'm so fucking ready for Eshki, Temur's Roar as a Commander that just focuses on big stompy bullshit. Will I have some dragons in the deck? Probably. But they won't be the focus. #MTG
I want the new Temur precon.
Apparently, so does every other fucking person who plays Magic, meaning that, despite MSRP being a thing again, that one is being upcharged online. Fucking ridiculous.
Apparently, so does every other fucking person who plays Magic, meaning that, despite MSRP being a thing again, that one is being upcharged online. Fucking ridiculous.
March 20, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I want the new Temur precon.
Apparently, so does every other fucking person who plays Magic, meaning that, despite MSRP being a thing again, that one is being upcharged online. Fucking ridiculous.
Apparently, so does every other fucking person who plays Magic, meaning that, despite MSRP being a thing again, that one is being upcharged online. Fucking ridiculous.
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Trump lying to his supporters and still being loved is like when Billy Madison told the kids that they weren't cool unless they peed their pants.
March 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Trump lying to his supporters and still being loved is like when Billy Madison told the kids that they weren't cool unless they peed their pants.
I always look forward to Twiztid showing up in Pittsburgh, because it means I get another opportunity to take a cool photo with them 🤘
February 17, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I always look forward to Twiztid showing up in Pittsburgh, because it means I get another opportunity to take a cool photo with them 🤘
Kendrick was the highlight of tonight. That performance was amazing.
Oh, and congrats to the Eagles, I guess.
Oh, and congrats to the Eagles, I guess.
February 10, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Kendrick was the highlight of tonight. That performance was amazing.
Oh, and congrats to the Eagles, I guess.
Oh, and congrats to the Eagles, I guess.
Can't wait for Jurassic World Rebirth. The trailer already has me hype.
February 5, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Can't wait for Jurassic World Rebirth. The trailer already has me hype.
Also, my thoughts on this app will never be coherent unless I put them in a thread, so... yeah 🤷
February 4, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Also, my thoughts on this app will never be coherent unless I put them in a thread, so... yeah 🤷
Saw people were disappointed in Jey Uso winning the Royal Rumble this year, some even saying it was the worst one. Mind you, I haven't consistently watched WWE in nearly 4 years (depression), but I'm aware of the storylines.
I'm also aware that people clearly forgot about Batista winning in 2014.
I'm also aware that people clearly forgot about Batista winning in 2014.
February 4, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Saw people were disappointed in Jey Uso winning the Royal Rumble this year, some even saying it was the worst one. Mind you, I haven't consistently watched WWE in nearly 4 years (depression), but I'm aware of the storylines.
I'm also aware that people clearly forgot about Batista winning in 2014.
I'm also aware that people clearly forgot about Batista winning in 2014.
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It Only Tuesday
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February 4, 2025 at 3:00 PM
It Only Tuesday
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The horrors don't cease, so neither must I.
February 4, 2025 at 1:06 PM
The horrors don't cease, so neither must I.
Lo Key Entity mask
February 4, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Lo Key Entity mask
I do a podcast biweekly called Juggalo Judgment where myself (a Juggalo) and my best friend of 20+ years (a non-Juggalo) review albums from Psychopathic Records (mostly) in order, giving our thoughts of the music and occasionally talking about social issues.
open.spotify.com/show/4KGYHfU...
open.spotify.com/show/4KGYHfU...
Juggalo Judgment
Podcast · Juggalo Judgment · Mike & Schmeev have known each other for over 20 years, and for most of that time, Mike has been a Juggalo. Juggalo Judgment is what happens when a Juggalo convinces his n...
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February 2, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I do a podcast biweekly called Juggalo Judgment where myself (a Juggalo) and my best friend of 20+ years (a non-Juggalo) review albums from Psychopathic Records (mostly) in order, giving our thoughts of the music and occasionally talking about social issues.
open.spotify.com/show/4KGYHfU...
open.spotify.com/show/4KGYHfU...
All day, every day.
February 2, 2025 at 5:14 PM
All day, every day.
Jamie blatantly calling out ICP on his newest record is not what I expected in 2025. And I'm seeing people pissed that he did it. Truthfully, maybe it needed to be said. I love ICP. If it weren't for them, I'd be a totally different person, with different music tastes, and with different friends.
February 2, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Jamie blatantly calling out ICP on his newest record is not what I expected in 2025. And I'm seeing people pissed that he did it. Truthfully, maybe it needed to be said. I love ICP. If it weren't for them, I'd be a totally different person, with different music tastes, and with different friends.
If you see this, post a GIF of your favorite Disney animated film
January 30, 2025 at 1:31 PM
If you see this, post a GIF of your favorite Disney animated film
Wake up at 3:30.
Scroll TikTok.
Shit is still getting worse.
Try to force myself to go to sleep an hour later.
Wish me luck.
Scroll TikTok.
Shit is still getting worse.
Try to force myself to go to sleep an hour later.
Wish me luck.
January 30, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Wake up at 3:30.
Scroll TikTok.
Shit is still getting worse.
Try to force myself to go to sleep an hour later.
Wish me luck.
Scroll TikTok.
Shit is still getting worse.
Try to force myself to go to sleep an hour later.
Wish me luck.
I've all but avoided short-form social media for the last week. It's hard to focus on these days.
January 28, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I've all but avoided short-form social media for the last week. It's hard to focus on these days.