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ItsKellOnEarth
@spocksbongwater.bsky.social
Irish artist and writer living in England, I write about wizards and draw creatures; I bike a lot and my other bike is legs 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🍉 Vehemently anti-AI, AI slop bots get outta here

www.patreon.com/itskellonearth for the silly things I make
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All great stories share one special ingredient. Epic Fantasy? Steamy Romance? Hard SciFi? Look carefully and you'll find it: someone getting hit with a briefcase full of bees.
November 23, 2025 at 3:54 PM
PRO TIP for anyone who has to rely on Facebook and Instagram for work/business stuff, but wants to otherwise de-Meta your life! Delete the apps from your phone, and just stick to Meta Business Suite on desktop. Install the News Feed Eradicator for your browser of choice.
November 23, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I keep remembering that I have Sonic the Hedgehog MTG cards stashed away with some pals and then getting unreasonably excited to acquire and open them

Except my upcoming shift pattern means that I'm basically TRAPPED and ENSNARED at home, cardless and bereft, at least til January
November 23, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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You can find almost all of my writing on my website: matthollandauthor.com One of the few surviving websites that doesn't have ads or pop-ups of any kind. Everything on there is free, but it is Patreon supported if you feel like paying for it. No pressure though: patreon.com/gallaetha_matt
Get more from Matt Holland on Patreon
creating Novels, short stories, and weird fiction
patreon.com
November 15, 2024 at 9:20 PM
This is incredibly cursed
naughty boys get put in the UV MAPPER
November 23, 2025 at 2:00 PM
My incredibly disruptive son who SCREAMED HIS HEAD OFF through a whole facetime call
November 23, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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drew a cute birthday card for a friend 🌱🌸
November 22, 2025 at 5:27 PM
In the city hella early today so I'm reading with a coffee at Caffe Riccardo! I'm teaching a lino printing class at Make in Liverpool - 20 students, biggest class yet, and I'm feeling a teeeeeeny bit nervous 😬
November 22, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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KIRYU-CHAN! 🔪✨
#yakuza
November 21, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Update: I did it, was immediately killed
Urge to smoosh face into belly... rising...
November 21, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Urge to smoosh face into belly... rising...
November 21, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Things that make me tempted to make a sign for my bike saying GET OFF YOUR PHONE YA BLERTS
We’ve 100% lost the war on using phones while driving and it’s the worst.
November 21, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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PASSAGE: THE AVATAR (1988)
Acrylic on Canvas - 48" x 48"

Initially inspired by a few notes from a Pink Floyd instrumental track, this came to me while floating in a sensory deprivation tank. 1/4
November 21, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Went out for a jog today and a lady walking her dog was like YOU'RE DOING GOOD

HELL YES THANKS QUEEN LOVE YOU
November 21, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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*sobs*
November 21, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Haven't even seen this film yet but the amount of art of him being a rat guy tells me it's going to put me in a chokehold for the rest of my life
del toro made him a rat-guy for me. HE DID THAT FOR ME!!!!!! #frankenstein
November 20, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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I really hate it when scientists keep saying that “we need to rebuild trust in science,” because it implies that scientists are to blame for the mistrust rather than the millions of dollars of dark money that have funded political attacks on science in order to advance a far right agenda.
November 19, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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Don't mention NSFW and don't mention the word commission as well, to be safe.

Sharing to help many. Keep going guys and be careful.
Apparently P*ypal now asks for customer opinions on accounts sending invoices.
If you are paying an invoice to a nsfw artist, do NOT mention NSFW in any way, keep it blank even. you risk both your account and the artists.
November 20, 2025 at 11:23 AM
I'm a Sonic fan, of course I love cardio
November 19, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Morning run before strength training let's go

Added bonus: did NOT get rained on 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼
November 19, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Oh boy I sure fucking love making goulash and baking bread

(I will cook something different one day but for now I'm in my goulash era)
November 18, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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omg your such a good singer
November 7, 2025 at 12:26 AM
She is watching me work out
November 18, 2025 at 7:36 PM