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Spencer Yan
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Hi, my name's Spencer. I'm a video game designer from New Jersey. For now, this will remain a strictly personal account.
October 18, 2025 at 2:43 AM
August 25, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Thanks to the encouragement of @dasmirts.bsky.social I have decided to start posting more development-related material here instead of just pointless personal updates...

New animation framework for the notebook... zzz... #gamemaker
August 12, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Unfortunately I found Weapons really underwhelming, in an almost identical fashion to how I felt about Longlegs. Really solid technical work and superlative promo work in service of a remarkably uneventful plot whose horror elements feel largely superfluous. Sad…
August 7, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Some random drunk girl gave me her Geek Bar on the train after I somehow managed to impossible-check convince her that cigarettes are the superlative form of nicotine abuse and I took a hit of that shit just now and I am now convinced 100% that this shit is magnitudes worse than cigarettes ever were
July 12, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Trico blobform phenotype
July 10, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Everything new is a little bit bad
July 2, 2025 at 10:09 PM
About to juice up
June 29, 2025 at 8:36 PM
June 28, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Zzz type day… me too…
June 26, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Looking for volunteers in the NY tri-state area to hit the back-to-back Tom Cruise filmography marathon with me at the MoMI next month / liberate me from the unending Hinge grind of trying to cold convince strangers that I am uninterested in sex I just want to watch Tom Cruise on the big screen
June 25, 2025 at 4:13 PM
June 22, 2025 at 5:53 PM
June 21, 2025 at 7:30 PM
All the problems in my life could be solved immediately if I could surgically excise the things that make me Me from the rest of me
June 21, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Made the mistake of looking up Mamdani’s wife.
June 21, 2025 at 5:08 PM
June 21, 2025 at 4:12 PM
The only problem with having a very fun and life-affirming evening out with some lovely company is that I am not back home pulling 1-6 back to back rounds in hardstuck Copper V matches with my boys (living life like I’m giving up on first hook)
June 21, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Ripping an ice cold Banquet at high noon on a torpid summer day has got to be a top 5 feeling ever (decades of precisely-engineered focus-grouped targeted advertising have cooked my brain and rendered me incapable of original sensory experiences)
June 19, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Average Bloomsday activities of stumbling around the city drunk off High Lifes, contemplating the scatological, falling short of Christ, failing to understand why my relationship failed, buying a can of Pringles, psychosexual collapse on the beach, slipping into a spiral of inconsolable sadness...
June 18, 2025 at 7:19 AM
June 17, 2025 at 9:52 PM
June 16, 2025 at 5:57 PM
June 16, 2025 at 2:05 AM
"I couldn't get my shit out anyway, I hope you die, Aria"
All right, what are the worst song lyrics you've ever heard?
June 16, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Bro. Why is every single one of the Hot POCKETS in this 12-pack missing the POCKET? Individually plastic wrapped but no POCKETS? Is this a manufacturing defect or a cosmic farce? Why do I even bother to try new things anymore when I can't even trust the old things? "Hot Pocket"... what a joke...
June 14, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Making video games is actually not so bad and can actually be pretty enjoyable and life-affirming, unless you have for whatever inconceivable reason decided to invest your entire sense of self-esteem and worth in your ability to deliver a minimally-viable published product. Or something like that...
June 14, 2025 at 10:26 PM