SplooshMan
splooshman.bsky.social
SplooshMan
@splooshman.bsky.social
The “Sploosh” stands for Sploosh-O-Matic

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this blow shit ez
September 14, 2025 at 11:17 PM
August 29, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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hi its me k9

ᴛʜɪs ᴛᴡᴇᴇᴛ ɪs sᴘᴏɴsᴏʀᴇᴅ ʙʏ sᴘʟᴏᴏsʜᴍᴀɴ
August 29, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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Lol
April 2, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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finished week 2 with a 5-4 set! wahoo! 🧡

roster
@splthird.bsky.social
red
@the-sploosh.bsky.social
@octoshrimp.bsky.social
@birdgaster.bsky.social (coach)
March 16, 2025 at 11:52 PM
💍
January 4, 2025 at 5:36 AM
“Get this man a True…” gif with no actual True gotten—many such cases! #sad
December 16, 2024 at 8:40 AM
Boos are a quantum phenomenon
November 27, 2024 at 3:37 AM
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Hey whatever happens, win or lose, millions and millions of people support you and want what’s best for you and won’t stop fighting for you
November 6, 2024 at 3:02 AM
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October 29, 2024 at 9:56 PM
It would be awesome if I did drugs because everyone would be like “SplooshMan you need help you have a serious problem” and I would be like “Water Buffalo 😎”
October 28, 2024 at 11:50 PM
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October 26, 2024 at 8:57 PM
Funny anecdote about this is that I once accidentally turned on my camera in a call with splatoon friends and I was WEARING THE SHIRT
let me guess the next splooshman approved strategy is to buy a custom t shirt with my name on it
October 22, 2024 at 4:27 AM
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feddy fast bear
October 19, 2024 at 11:18 PM
I’m SplooshMan!
October 17, 2024 at 7:53 PM